₦airaland Forum

@ Uttah
U dey mad, Na who dey growl? . Bia, dis pikin U don overgrow wings o!.

@ Debo
no vex, bikonu. U kno twas a long weekend and my parents were moving. Had to help out. I'll make it upto U, aiight!

It is!

A lota hostility, gaddemit!

@ Genial
I've missed me too.kinda!

@ Muki
Na Genial dey make U dey blush anyhow?, Gaddemit!

shrimp fried rice

Hey Lovebirds!

riiiiight! I don't give in to flattery, so he shouldnt get anything twisted. if he does, well, na him go wound, not moi

b4 nko?
It's what I do best!

@ Hybrid
I'm cool bro . I just find it it so damn ridiculous when people think/speak hypothetically, that's all!

@ Penfold
bikonu, I despise being compared to anyone on this god-forsaken planet. I understand we all got dreams, but biko dream well. I AINT TINU!.

@ Doyin
ta lo n ba e feyin?.oni yeye ni e, 

So bloody what. U caim to be a Rev, Y can't she claim to be in love? . and, whatever happened to *loving ur neighbor(demented or not) as urself?

Period.

and yet You call your fellow human, demented!.wow

I totally concur!
It's d other way round. True, ladies tell lil lies, but gaddemit, U men lie like foul lil dogs, and it's so fliping disgusting. Even when y'all get caught in d act, y'all still try to lie ur way out! Jeeeezzz, unbelieveable!

we all have dreams, babe!

@ Doyin
U don kolo, which premiership?

@ Penfold
Y U gettin sensitive all of a sudden, no be joke all of us dey?.
and
Y U dey call urself Rev.? U wey enter church finish, angels find nearest exit, naim be Rev?, chei, I don die!!!!!

@ Doyin
Instigator! I'll tripple your pay for U to hush up!
Dem mix crase for food gi'You this morning?.Y You dey ta si me laro kutukutu yi?. Unh?. No let me dey speak yoruba wey I no too hia, bikonu.
Le'me lone!

_{*surplus* is puttin it mildly, there's more to come, hehe}

@ Penfold
Y You wan compare your misdemeanor to that's of Mr Jesu?

@ Doyin
wa wa alright!. Na me U wan job? .
_{Desperation does not become of me, aiight!}

@ Kate
nuffin much! How's U doing?

@ Penfold
O fagbo ni?. Which condition?

@ Doyin
O gbadun rara!. *masterpiece ke*, gaddemit, now dat's sumfin I would never say!!!

@ mishooo
Y? Shuo, life aint dat hard/easy now

mustgo

@ mishooo
maka Y? I no vex o!

@ Doyin
riiiiiigt! As I tear eye reach back so, na me U wan tell white lie, abi? .
E no work!

Anyhoo, waz gud @ ur end?

no be U I dey folo yan!

lauryn

Amadioha make love to U!
Na who U dey call Opeke?, lol

Leonardo Dicaprio

wha da?

How far?

@ Uche2nna
Persin mix crase for food gi'U?. who tell U sey me and my , whatchamacallit* dey fight?,
Maraofat sef, E dey snore near me dis very moment!, hehe, lol