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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2007
ikamefa:
yes now! lets all of us off our pata/s! grin cheesy
oh go get ur own line!! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 8:12pm On Apr 19, 2007
debosky:
I don't blame you lauryn, its your eyes that are deceiving you, all these days I said go and see the optician you refused, that wasn't me you were touching, that was Bingo's JT that you were 'unscrolling' grin grin grin

I always told that stupid dog not to try to pee in the toilet, no wonder the floor is always wet. angry grin grin
Bingo ko, Sule ni!
Blame it on d dog, Y don't U! All of a sudden,,,,shame dey catch U, no be U first find my mouth.
Who tell U sey U get dog, that was all U man. As I tear eye reach back so, na me U wan tell white lie?, orue. Sha lift the toilet seat next time. No go meet vulcanizer make them add extra " to that tin grin grin grin

P.S: mara of fact, I overexaggerated, it was half-an-inch!. better now grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 8:02pm On Apr 19, 2007
debosky:
The duel is going down at the break of dawn, hope y'all be there to see it wink

@ lauryn, I don't remember you complaining when you were calling for more and wanting [b]It on the bed and the floor tongue but that was before I met J, she's all I want and all I need kiss kiss[/b]
and mr 4play aka 'all promise no delivery' don't let me bring coco's complaints to the knowledge of nl wink
I didnt want U to feel bad, that's all. I spent more than 20minutes searching for your uncircumcised 1" tool, when I finally discovered it, I spent another 15minutes scrolling it down and trying to make it hard only to realize U've been hard for the past 35minutes. Biko, no dey embarrass ursef like this for hia. If I were U, I would be hiding myself underneath them wrinkled balls.

P.S: remember how U always wet your balls while urinating?
I've alwayz told U to move close to d toilet seat cuzz it aint as long as U think, but U no dey hia word grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is In A Hotel With Another Girl by lauryn(f): 7:49pm On Apr 19, 2007
@ Topic
Bleep trust, ever heard "3-some"! U'd better go join dem or U'ld be missing out.
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2007
Enough already!! Did she at least win the grand prize? undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:31pm On Apr 19, 2007
star01:
he's doing his thing,
What thing?
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:27pm On Apr 19, 2007
He's a child molester
He's a rapist, and now
he's gay?. Can y'all make up your minds plzzz

Personally, I think he was just a little tipsy and when he got off it, he ran off stage feeling stupid. That was just an awkward situation and I'm sure he realised it.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 7:24pm On Apr 19, 2007
What competition?. I don't see ur name up there?. Or is it just wishful thinking again? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2007
4 Play:
Chei!  grin  grin I don give up for una.Simple question,they can't answer  grin
How else would U know we're NIGERIANS? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:15pm On Apr 19, 2007
4 Play:
WHAT IF THE KID WAS MALE,WOULD YOUR OPINIONS CHANGE?
what are U saying and what are we saying?. Y would the male kid wana go wine on stage in d first place?.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 7:13pm On Apr 19, 2007
star01:
pretty good also, now i see u taking J GIRL'S side, scold her to declare the winner, then all this whinnig would be buried
SIDES?
I'm on noone's side, just saying it as it is. grin grin grin
Obviously, it's Debosky, who else?. D rest of em loosers are just left hanging till they drop, she knows how d game goes, I dont need to give her lectures grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 7:05pm On Apr 19, 2007
ikamefa:
say what? undecided


Akon should have shown some responsibility on stage! why mash- up the girl on stage like that? was he tipsy or high or what?
and what is a 15 years old girl doing on stage wining with a grown -ass man? pastors daughter my ass!
Yea, what she said! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 7:03pm On Apr 19, 2007
star01:
one and only STAR OF THE CENTURY, howz u anyway?

matter of fact has DEBO wrong you in any way?
I'm aiight. How's U?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=49076.msg1053092#msg1053092 date=1177005406]What the f**k happened? angry angry angry angry
Razorr, you said you did what? This is it! angry angry angry

Lauryn, i don tire sef.

@ all them guys - Leave me alone now Please! angry angry angry angry[/quote]U heard! All U Hot bastards should leave J-girl be, plzzz. She say she no do again, y'all can go skeet off somewhere else grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Akon 'Molests' Trinidadian Girl During Performance At Club Zen by lauryn(f): 6:54pm On Apr 19, 2007
Pastor's daughter my foot!  Is that d night-vigil she told her father she was attending?
I believe Akon was kinda tipsy or somewhat Hot grin, I dont blame anyone
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 6:48pm On Apr 19, 2007
star01:
are u lauryn hill, or just impersonating, ?
impersigini?
Y would I wana do that? undecided

Are U a star or is that just wishful thinking?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 6:44pm On Apr 19, 2007
@ J-girl
Truth hurts ya know. I know those were all words of comfort to your broken heart. Anyhoo, I need not fight over Debo cuzz y'all know this chic's too smashing hot for that faggoty-assed dude. But emmm, no worries, he'll be back sucking on my krusty feet soonest grin grin grin.

U can have him, not a problem at all aiight. Goodluck searching for his 1" tool underneath those rotten balls(*so I heard*) grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2007
@ Ika
U looking for moi? angry grin

@ aloib
hey U!, it's been a minute
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 11:53pm On Apr 17, 2007
scared chicken!! grin
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 11:21pm On Apr 17, 2007
dey are all wasted talents. grin grin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2007
@ Dre
I'm emotionally dashed right now grin, if I display madness for dat Debo pikin with him 2left legs ehhn,, him go kno wassup. Thank goodness sey all of una be witness, make e no be like sey na one crase woman wey like to talk him marry put for house. grin grin angry
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma! <Caution: Language> by lauryn(f): 11:15pm On Apr 17, 2007
*subscribing*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 11:11pm On Apr 17, 2007
Muki
Biko, we no resemble at all. Shuo, U wan curse me ni. God made only one of me, abi na because sey I cut my hair
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 11:08pm On Apr 17, 2007
I'll have to buy the whole copies commot from stores, else na me dem go sue. U no sey ne me bin dey manage their broke, krusty behind. Shuo, na so e bad reach?. I never even hear d song dem sef, kai. grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 11:05pm On Apr 17, 2007
@ Dre
The story get as he be, but I go cut am short * i'm emotionally scarred right now, so I'll tell U all about it later* Make I catch this Debo pikin first, kai,,,,I don suffer


@ Muki
which of my twin sisters? grin
Forum GamesRe: Did You Know? (Share Scientific Facts) by lauryn(f): 11:01pm On Apr 17, 2007
*subscribing to thread*
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2007
Ika never know whether na her talent abi profession be singing. When she figures it out, she'll let U know grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 10:29pm On Apr 17, 2007
will U hush up dia b4 I nod U slap from hia,,,? grin grin. What do U know about LOVE?, When grown folks are chattin, U should be nibbling on some droopy nipple instead of ranting. angry grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by lauryn(f): 10:19pm On Apr 17, 2007
So this is what Debosky has been upto, abi?. After all d friendship wey me and him don friend, na so him pay me back,,,,by cheating on me,,,,no qualms!. Debosky, U go con meet me for house angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Black Men I Am Upset With You! by lauryn(f): 10:15pm On Apr 17, 2007
whitelexi:
You know undecided Women should just go on without marriage and so should men. . . Maybe we'll have some peace then cool
I totally agree with U on that!
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by lauryn(f): 10:04pm On Apr 17, 2007
how far?
hide and seek ke, na be una dey run from me?. Anyhoo, how bodi?
CelebritiesRe: Neyo's Sister by lauryn(f): 10:03pm On Apr 17, 2007
Y'all are very mean ppl. Whatever happened to,,,,
"all things bright and beautiful
all creatures great and small
all things wise and wonderful
the Lord God made them all" ?

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