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ikamefa:oh go get ur own line!! ![]() |
debosky:Bingo ko, Sule ni! Blame it on d dog, Y don't U! All of a sudden,,,,shame dey catch U, no be U first find my mouth. Who tell U sey U get dog, that was all U man. As I tear eye reach back so, na me U wan tell white lie?, orue. Sha lift the toilet seat next time. No go meet vulcanizer make them add extra " to that tin ![]() P.S: mara of fact, I overexaggerated, it was half-an-inch!. better now ![]() |
debosky:I didnt want U to feel bad, that's all. I spent more than 20minutes searching for your uncircumcised 1" tool, when I finally discovered it, I spent another 15minutes scrolling it down and trying to make it hard only to realize U've been hard for the past 35minutes. Biko, no dey embarrass ursef like this for hia. If I were U, I would be hiding myself underneath them wrinkled balls. P.S: remember how U always wet your balls while urinating? I've alwayz told U to move close to d toilet seat cuzz it aint as long as U think, but U no dey hia word ![]() |
@ Topic Bleep trust, ever heard "3-some"! U'd better go join dem or U'ld be missing out. |
Enough already!! Did she at least win the grand prize? ![]() |
star01:What thing? |
He's a child molester He's a rapist, and now he's gay?. Can y'all make up your minds plzzz Personally, I think he was just a little tipsy and when he got off it, he ran off stage feeling stupid. That was just an awkward situation and I'm sure he realised it. |
What competition?. I don't see ur name up there?. Or is it just wishful thinking again? ![]() |
4 Play:How else would U know we're NIGERIANS? ![]() |
4 Play:what are U saying and what are we saying?. Y would the male kid wana go wine on stage in d first place?. |
star01:SIDES? I'm on noone's side, just saying it as it is. ![]() Obviously, it's Debosky, who else?. D rest of em loosers are just left hanging till they drop, she knows how d game goes, I dont need to give her lectures ![]() |
ikamefa:Yea, what she said! ![]() |
star01:I'm aiight. How's U? [quote author=j-girl link=topic=49076.msg1053092#msg1053092 date=1177005406]What the f**k happened? ![]() Razorr, you said you did what? This is it! ![]() Lauryn, i don tire sef. @ all them guys - Leave me alone now Please! [/quote]U heard! All U Hot bastards should leave J-girl be, plzzz. She say she no do again, y'all can go skeet off somewhere else ![]() |
Pastor's daughter my foot! Is that d night-vigil she told her father she was attending? I believe Akon was kinda tipsy or somewhat Hot , I dont blame anyone |
star01:impersigini? Y would I wana do that? ![]() Are U a star or is that just wishful thinking? |
@ J-girl Truth hurts ya know. I know those were all words of comfort to your broken heart. Anyhoo, I need not fight over Debo cuzz y'all know this chic's too smashing hot for that faggoty-assed dude. But emmm, no worries, he'll be back sucking on my krusty feet soonest .U can have him, not a problem at all aiight. Goodluck searching for his 1" tool underneath those rotten balls(*so I heard*) ![]() |
@ Ika U looking for moi? ![]() @ aloib hey U!, it's been a minute |
scared chicken!! ![]() |
dey are all wasted talents. . |
@ Dre I'm emotionally dashed right now , if I display madness for dat Debo pikin with him 2left legs ehhn,, him go kno wassup. Thank goodness sey all of una be witness, make e no be like sey na one crase woman wey like to talk him marry put for house. ![]() |
*subscribing* |
Muki Biko, we no resemble at all. Shuo, U wan curse me ni. God made only one of me, abi na because sey I cut my hair |
I'll have to buy the whole copies commot from stores, else na me dem go sue. U no sey ne me bin dey manage their broke, krusty behind. Shuo, na so e bad reach?. I never even hear d song dem sef, kai. ![]() |
@ Dre The story get as he be, but I go cut am short * i'm emotionally scarred right now, so I'll tell U all about it later* Make I catch this Debo pikin first, kai,,,,I don suffer @ Muki which of my twin sisters? ![]() |
*subscribing to thread* |
Ika never know whether na her talent abi profession be singing. When she figures it out, she'll let U know ![]() |
will U hush up dia b4 I nod U slap from hia,,,? . What do U know about LOVE?, When grown folks are chattin, U should be nibbling on some droopy nipple instead of ranting. ![]() |
So this is what Debosky has been upto, abi?. After all d friendship wey me and him don friend, na so him pay me back,,,,by cheating on me,,,,no qualms!. Debosky, U go con meet me for house ![]() |
whitelexi:I totally agree with U on that! |
how far? hide and seek ke, na be una dey run from me?. Anyhoo, how bodi? |
Y'all are very mean ppl. Whatever happened to,,,, "all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small all things wise and wonderful the Lord God made them all" ? |


but that was before I met J, she's all I want and all I need
