₦airaland Forum

iykekelvins:
. [color=#099999]Happy new month dear[/color]

AIRTIME007:
You have run outta juice biiitch...you sef sabi ....
You just wan dey try show say yur boobs still dey der but all na shiit...na God save you say you no contest for miss NL....lols

Which that your Owl-ish face....You look older than ur age....*re you depressed or sumthing?
Or na the cream wey u dey use

AIRTIME007:
*l*sh* laveda
Who ur new month Don epp?
Your time Don expire sorry...

Fynestboi:
Iyawo mi atata kilowa

Fynestboi:
Team

slyIsaac:
[color=#blue] So I was banned!!...I don't know who reported me btwn laveda and skarlett... Make una come forward now now!....[/color]



Greetings to me Fellow MIMZYfied folks...
Dem put me on ban since but dem no reach... Na still team MIMZY all tha way....


Cc: smellymouth MUVA Iamlegend Firstking01

RebelliousDark:
lolol. . . I'm just having my fün babe. . #Code_9Area_Jagajaga

RebelliousDark:
lolol. . . I'm just having my fün babe. . #Code_9Area_Jagajaga

RebelliousDark:
quote me with your main account. . . .i mean, your MALE account . . .it doesn't change the fact that your contestant is a plagiarizer. . . .

i was banned UNJUSTLY for something that happened 2 years ago and i let it slide cos it adds nothing to my bank account.. . ..your contestant wants to win 50k so the scenario is different. . .your contestant is not the same as me. . .

keep stalking me. . .you have not figured out a way to make money but you know every single thing that i do on this forum.. .eyahhhhh. . Oma se o

lanicky:
Apologies accepted bae, we can't wait to have you back

Estharfabian:
Adeh39
Monalisa185



It Feeds on Attention. the more Attention You give it?
.....The more it grows.


Y'all should please ignore the lunatic. Abeg!
The E-Whipping You've given IT should be enough. let It eat.



Lanicky Still Remains OUR Queen.
Who dem epp?

JigsawKillah:
I'm the one begging you. #teamLanicky pleads with you too.

Monalisa185:
BEAUTY + BRAIN = LANI.CKY...


OK, LEMME TUTOR YOU ON WHAT THAT NAME REALLY MEANS....

L= SHE'S A LOVELY SOUL

A= SHE'S AN AWESOME BEING

N= SHE'S A NOBLE QUEEN

I= SHE'S AN INTELLIGENT LADY

C= SHE'S A COMELY QUEEN

K= SHE'S KIND

MOST IMPORTANTLY

Y= SHE'S YOUNG


I MUST CONFESS, THIS ISNT TOO MUCH TO ASK OF A BEAUTY QUEEN... SHE'S AN ALL-ROUNDER...SHE'S COMPLETE IN EVERY DEPARTMENT...SHE'S QUEEN LANIC.KY..

SHE DESERVES YOUR VOTE... 100%

AfroKnight:
Glad you can see

AfroKnight:
Let's be honest na. Abi na her yellow skin you dey look? We are talking about complete package here. Face, curves and legs, legs and LEGS

AfroKnight:
With her legs like that? Haba na. We want straight legs please. Not callipers.

uyisteven:
Then one fine day
I found you here
A world of poets,
and Diarylanders so rare
I posted and was welcomed
by Seun

AnneMomoh and MissBiba
made my day
Joanee and Adeh39
urged me on forward

Mhizpeaarl and MzMayD
caught my attention

Two years passed
I sort of got bored
Then I got involved
in the Romance section

Scared at first
but then started to grin
Somehow in there
I fit right in
Found myself writing
more and more
Reading other’s diaries,poems and stories
I came to adore
their words and their hearts
their spirit and their minds
I realized
I had finally found my kind

There’s Estharfabian,
a great friend and crush
Her words are music to one's ears


Laveda and Fraih-
I hold both dearly in
a special place in my heart
Their thoughts on life and kindness
Makes me only think of doing Good

lalasticlala, I adore
moderator of the forums
First person in the world
You could bank on
To push your topics to front page

MRNipples:
i will still come to porthacourt bcaus of u. nothing can stop me.

MRNipples:
E affect me becaus ur super large breast dey make my browser slow. i will report u to seun.

slimmybaarbie:
[b][color=006600]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and graze spleens/ . . .cos she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't be bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/[/b][/color]

JoeBlocks:
I'm listening to Beautiful Liar right now.

MRNipples:
why do u love doing ur legs like jet li. are u a martial art student?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]But you like being crippled. [/color]

MRNipples:
LMAO laveda ure needed.

skarlett:
Igbo kwenu!!!Una head dey there

slimmybaarbie:
ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS




VOTE LANICKY!!!!


YOUR VOTES MEANS A LOT TO US


THANK YOU!!!