₦airaland Forum

MadCow1:
Ofcourse UNIBEN will never be on any better list.


But if na list of University with the most Yahoo Boys, UNIBEN will top the chart.

List of Universities with the most Armed Robbers, UNIBEN.. The entire Ekosodin na Armed robbers den.

List of Universities with the most Witches and Wizards.. UNIBEN.. Na them dey host Witches & Wizard NUGA games every years.





Tufiakwa..

If Alsatian Dog enter UNIBEN, e go graduate as Ekuke.


_{Quote me and say Nonsense and Benin Witches would use your destiny to play Ludo.}

lanicky:
Lol

Dear, you can't get me a motor, cos it's like you're getting me an engine.
The reason we call it motor car is because car can't function without motor. I'm not a science student though *I may be wrong*

He should have expanciated, cos it seems like he's an engineer. Lol

JoeBlocks:
Apologies, I didn't mean to offend you.

lanicky:
Car is the shorter version of "motor car"

“motor” as a machine that supplies motive power for a vehicle or other ...so the two goes together.


Have you forgotten that nursery rhyme?

Motor car motor car, gentle little moto car

sirjakez:
definitely LAVE DA... dat girl is so so cute

firstking01:
eventhough i take u dwn to automobile engineering, u go just dey float, u no go understand kokoro one tin, so chill

lanicky:
Bible?
Oh well, *shrugs* it's nice as long as you have a huge surprise in between the pages. It can be a check or whatever, but if not ama advice you to keep the bible to yourself if you don't want the relationship to end on February 14th

#Yeye they smell#.

firstking01:
nope, i can only give u the hook to fish for urself, there u'd learn faster sweethrt

saintloveren:
A motor is a tortoise car or volvo1991 model while a car is a range rover.

firstking01:
i leave it for u to go help urself make the research

firstking01:
yea, hope u knw that there's diff between a car and motor??

Estharfabian:
O,o

Whenever you're ready ma'am.

ehn...Bia, Do You know what A hundred bucks is? It's like 25k o! per word o!

JoeBlocks:
Which joseph? There should be many joseph in NL I guess.

JoeBlocks:
So its who? And how funny is the post?

Estharfabian:
It's In dollars sha....;D8)




I'm just giving You Hints....100$ per word okay?

JoeBlocks:
Now why am I not surprised to find you here?

vault:
chill now, shebi bro is not ur own bf/fiance/husband/sugar daddy/concubine.....

vivaciousvivi:
Kai, I don suffer
Tosin this means war!!!


#Coughing. Good at what?

Estharfabian:
Make it three...

Was born in lag. did my whole Sec-School there.
Hence, I know a little Yoruba..


LoL! Igbo? that's the easiest language ever!
So, eh, how much are we talking about here?

LordOfTheWeed:
***puts on an awkward smile***

Do you realize you're already teasing me by that ? And you know I'm not in the mood, oya go to bed.. .. .. We're sleeping individually tonight

Goodnight hun.. .. .. I'm already typing rubbish sef

Estharfabian:
LoL!


My Granny made sure we learnt it. kinda. she's like the Queen of Nigerian languages.
The language is Worse than German/Chinese! very stressful

Plus-I'm kinda always getting linked with People from there. I'm a fast learner.

Yea, I'm full blooded Igbo.
I could teach ya the language sha, if You want? it's kinda easy and sounds like Chinese!

captainmilk:
Ok ooo.. its been nice chit chatting with u.. make I enter my dreamland.

darkenedrebel:
I'm surprised you even know the meaning of brothel. Did you just learn that word today? Your mother must be proud of you - her lunatic daughter is finally putting her perforated brain to good use.
Isn't it ironic? Before now, you were a virtuoso in giving out brains to vagabonds, and now you are actually using your brains.
What a drastic turn of events. By the way, that's a double-entendre.

We can always agree to disagree that you are a fully-fledged olosho.

As for that wack spongebob photo you put up, guess what?, I don't give a fück either. Do I look a giver of fücks? Go choke on a phàllus, you hypnotized Buffon.

LordOfTheWeed:
Yea.. .. ... I must wake before 6am today, and I gat just 5hrs 30mins left

Babe, you better get your ass off the bed and join me in the hustling, seems you don't know I have ijebu blood in me, I can be as stingy as at times

captainmilk:
So where do u reside.. cuz I stay up north

itokam:
#dissapointed! time to be magical I guess watcha sstill doing online this late btw? Me am just bored...looking for a regular simple chatter!

ishiamu:
Say the truth