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donbenedict:
let's leave hector outta this..


That's not d truth.. And u knw it..

I know what? That you guys are always trying to be like us? To the extent of going for a surgery?

mcfynest:
Am very sure you are hurt seeing a cute guy i the other world

GodpunishBuhari:
Go and be president na...

donbenedict:
lol u ladies be deceivn urselves. Hahaha..

Oh...that's just the truth....
This is Hector?

GodpunishBuhari:
You know what they say about empty vessel right

Ain't making no noise

joseph1832:
You tell him NO! That since you won't be giving him a head, you don't think its fair for him to give you a head.

If he still insist, you still tell him NO!.

joseph1832:
Nope. You should be the one to say NO! Since you know you can not return the favor.

Does that even happen? he asked to give me head and I told himI won't reciprocate it...and he asked to go ahead.
.what do I do?

darkenedrebel:
That your boyfriend is a [s]poet Mumu Laurette [/s]

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The males are the one pegging away energy. All you females do is lay like log of woods. The weaklings & tardy ones here are you womenfolks.

You are mad!...I should go for a 2 hour nonstop sex-a-thon without weed?
even under the influence of weed or any other stimulant, I won't go beyond 1hr i.e minus pre-intimacy & non-penetrative activities.

not that I can't, but because I'm more preoccupied with other important things.
I'd rather handle it like how a mother administers teaspoon medicine to an infant - I'd give her 2 rounds in the morning, 1 in the afternoon then 2 at night ..

That is real love..going miles for your partner

Oh shut up!! Cause move your waists like dogs mean you do everything? I can ride on you for a whole day..you'd beg me to stop

You're even scared...not sure you can even go 30mins...pre intimacy involved that's how weaklings yarn.

joseph1832:
No you didn't hold a gun to his head, but you did point a pussssy at his face, that still makes you guilty.

joseph1832:
The embolden is testament that you're the type of girl who is selfish in her relationship.

Since you know you can never give him a head, then, you should see it as priority never to let him give you a head. (Even if he wants to).

If you aint giving it, then you shouldn't be receiving it. Plain and simple.

If that makes me selfish then no problem I didn't point a gun to his head

darkenedrebel:
You are as selfish as a raven. so you want it, but feel too big to reciprocate the gesture.
don't lemme send you a telepathic back-handed slap from here.

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Yes, you are Jane the virgin.


one minute man? comedy central.
you bet I'll run? You mean the girl would race for her life, after I've been hitting her workshop vigorously for 2 hours under the influence of weed. ..

Its not a thing of being selfish....he loves it and that's why he'll do it....I didn't point a gun to his head...he willingly accepted I told you I'm good.....

Don't try me....which girl? Michael we know what we are both saying here...influence of weed? Trying to say you can't go 2hours nonstop without being high?

Weakling

darkenedrebel:
It's suppose to be a reflex action. Girls see the phallus & instinctively suck on it.
You called me a learner (in your post)below, I guess you are an amateur too. You probably have never even got finger-banged before, so how can you know what's a normalcy, or know what it feels like.
abeg, I don't conversate with sexual tyros and inexperienced virgins..



This has been addressed in the post above.

Imaginary thoughts? You'd be surprised it's come to fruition ..Christ said have the faith the size of a mustard seed, and you can move mountains - how much more Darkrebel that has a faith the size of Rokiatu's butt ?

I might allow him get down on me..but he shouldn't expect anything in return... Any guy I date knows I don't give that

Ahan!!! Me inexperienced virgin....I'll let you follow what your mind tells you....not arguing over that

I don't expect you to admit you're a 1minute man....go ahead and feel fly...when you meet the real deal...I bet you'll run

GodpunishBuhari:
Did that shit once and fell sick

darkenedrebel:
It's hard to believe - Nowadays, girls as young as 16/17 can suck off a guy like professional pornstars. That's how fücked up the world is - so it's only natural I think all girls give brains.
I can't imagine being stuck with a girl that doesn't anyway. That's literally Limbo.

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@bold...I'm coming to PH soon . Perhaps, I'd be the one to help in excavating the concealed pleasures buried in your bum.
I've over read it in the Kama Sutra, so I know how to manipulate all those erogenous zones to make a woman cüm so hard, it'd fill up the river Danube if it ever went dry.

I know...but you still shouldn't generalize
That's what you think...you love it..doesn't mean everybody should ...any dude who can't stay without a head should fùck off

Omg..... I think you're a learner though ...with all these I'm not sure you can do all that...imaginary thoughts ...wake up

dollyjoy:
lolllll

dollyjoy:
name her joy na not laveda

Ahan!! Too many jealous people

darkenedrebel:
I don't believe you.



lol, how am I supposed to know?. Anal sex lovers I guess

Okay then I'll let you follow what your mind tells you....since you can't believe me

So we got them around too? That's serious

darkenedrebel:
you are a fat liar....



I'll answer your question in private

I don't lie I'm just being truthful here

Okay...and btw who are those people liking this post?

Lordprez:
would have called a truce... buh hey winning is beta... do I get a kiss for winning?



@Boss strahovski, sorry bro just having fun... totally forgot the thread was dedicated to someone more beautiful and special than I(Laveda)... give her kisses for me

#SigningOff... Congrats once more pal

You're just one stubborn being I'll let you rejoice today

She's my namesake though

Have a nice day ahead

darkenedrebel:
try it first before judging..

Human body parts have both primary & secondary functions. The mouth is primarily for ingestion of food, & secondarily for kissing & giving out brains
If féllatio is normal to you, then anàl sex too should be cos there's no difference...



Ever tried what? cüming just by staring at your àss from afar, or anàl fück?

Which one?

I don't do either....I go on the normal sex I'm good like that....

Anal fúck.....

Lordprez:
Your opinion dearie


I did what?... last time i checked, unique and cute ain't synonymous

Admit it jor

I'll let you win for the sake of Our new daddy

Lordprez:
Guys love faking?... I think its the other way round... girls actually invented faking


you really do want me to admit that your name is cute huh?

In all areas guys love that

You already did that

darkenedrebel:
Yeah, asides from Pornstars, it's difficult to find a girl openly admits she loves it from the back door,especially Nigerian girls who all claim to be Joan of Arc.
Even though I'm sure it's one of theirctheir clandestine dark twisted fantasies.

@bolded..
•maybe because you haven't met a guy who's interested,
•or probably because you think it's too painful & it bears no pleasures,
•or because your àss is too small, and no guy finds it attractive to hit it

Which ever it is, just give it a try.. be adventurous girl



You know I'm like Da Vinci cos I say what I feel regardless
I'll not only stick my dick in, I'd fück the hell out of it.(with a rubber on of course)

I believe there's no pleasure in anal sex.....The vagina is meant for sex .....why involve the Anus? Its meant for deficating dear

My ass is attractive enough...can make you cùm from afar...even mere looking at it

Ever tried it?

darkenedrebel:
Why?
Vaginal séx is satisfying(and never gets boring), but if a girl offers her bütt, it only means she trusts you enough, to be sexually explorative with you.

I don't pester or ask, but if the chick is down for it, why not? That's after we use astroglides, & ensure it's perfectly clean of course

Wow...such girls are crazy Asf I just can't try that shít there other ways of making sex fun...

So you can really insert your díck there wow

Monalisa185:
Lol, sweetheart, the thread made me laugh, plus other comments I read....modified shaaaa

Lordprez:
@bolded

I do?... well babe, truth is, if I actually liked the name, I'm sure I would have admitted it by now

buh then I think it sounds unique... Happy now?

Guys love faking...so I don't expect you to admit easily....

Now, that's a better way of saying you do

Monalisa185:

What's funny?

darkenedrebel:
don't worry, we'd discuss that in private ..

Bedroom huh? Don't tell me you do anal sex though

falconey:
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Lordprez:
haba mum just gave birth na... hormones still having effects, pretty sure she did change the third name soon

what's delusional about a scenario like this

Me: Sup babe, I'm Prez... What's the beautiful girl called
Girl: Ma name is Laveda
Me: Lave what?
Girl: Laveda hun
Me: oh... okay... weird buh okay

And he's having head pain over the name
You love it..I'm sure
.you just can't admit it..quit faking