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cherryice:
Wrong lave my name nor follow for anyone..remove my name everywhr n u r correct

ishiamu:
You now ignoring me huh?

sinizia:
LIEveda, I no believe you. Video before slumB.

sinizia:
It's very simple dear. A video of you twerking at Rumokurushi, will be just perfect.

sinizia:
As Pinnochio's sister, I'm sure your nose is as long as 3rd Mainland Bridge for the excessive lies you keep telling.

sinizia:
Another lie!! Your moniker should be LIEveda. And LAveda.

sinizia:
Don't tell me you lie on Wednesdays.

sinizia:
If you don't stalk people, how come you got 50% right?

ishiamu:
Name: Ishiamu a.k.a Prickhead

Age:69

Occupation: Stalking and looking for trouble

Are you single, dating or married : all of the aforementioned

Those u like on Romance Section: agarawu23 (No homo) Laveda (a boo) mizmycoli (a darling) lanicky (just becos she's laveda friend) too many

Those u dislike on Romance section: Beremx

Those u find annoying: ngeneukwenu, passingshot, Beremx, cleverly,hungerbad, subway101 who also serves as attacker231, after1, and many of his moniker

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : ishiamu

Those you follow and wish follows you back: ishiamu

Why do you follow the people you follow: cos I want to follow them

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: seun osewa, lalasticlala and obinoscopy

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.: 1500

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : ummm still thinking.. mtchew dunno

Which Romancelander is fake.: londongal03

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : aminat508

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : La********. Mi******. Am****

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : cos they got some sumptuos things

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : tosyne2much has to take that

Your favorite mod : all of em sucks cos they banned me few days ago

Funniest Romancelander(s): opiaoku devilhimself friedplantain

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:tosyne2much, mizmycoli

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : aminat (even though she snubs me) mizmycoli(this 1 is a darling) laveda (this one is a wife to be)

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Aminat508, cos she hasn't even replied me 4 once

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. Opiaoku, mrjangaweed

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Beremx,(ass licker too) passingshot,(ass licker) tonyebarcanista,(cos he's a barca fan) cleverly,(buhari asslicker) ngeneukwenu,(cos she's a boy ) cramjones(he buys drinks for invisible tonye)

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: NONE

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : prettydiamond,mizmycoli, laveda, opiaoku, mrjangaweed.

NLer(S) you consider smart: mizmycoli

NL member that tries too hard.: vanquay

NLer(s) you find intriguing: ishiamu, Geraraheremehn

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: buhari is a terrorist

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mrjangaweed a.k.a bloodykiller/opiaoku

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: all apc e -rat

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: ishiamu

Who do u often agree with: ishiamuu

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : Laveda

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): 4gotn her moniker but she ugly die.. dnt want wahala

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :dunno

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: NONE

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :sweetorgasm (making rubbish thread always. Praising himself)

sinizia:
Lol. I never thought you'd do it. Crazy girl. Yeah, it's a promise, one I intend fulfilling.

BTW, are you stalking me?

sinizia:
Hahaha!! Werey!! You tried, like 70% correct. Nah, I'm being magnanimous. You're 60% right. Kudos though for attempting. God willing, I'll do a proper slum tomorrow when I'm chanced. Brace yourself, it's gonna get boring!!

sinizia:
Aye EL Capitan!!

sinizia:

montezz:
[color=#770077][/color]Name:Abike Montezz
Age:20+
Occupation:student
Are you single, dating or married:dating
Those u like on Romance Section:naijaboy,aminat508,isacolukay,neyoor,prettythicksme,omotayor123,agarawu23,profojah....dem plenty
Those u dislike on Romance section:none
Those u find annoying:lol...vizkiz,kaliawujara,
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look
forward to what they have to say):missspicy,mizmycoli,aminat508,solomonbrown64,mattkent,ghostofsparta,explorer250,69missedcalls,sonofananimal...many of them.
Those you follow and wish follows you back:seun
Why do you follow the people you follow:humor,intelligence and yes....eloquent grammar construct.
NLer that has sent u the most PMs:hmmmm
How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:lol....I'm I supposed to keep a roaster?
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid
quoting: mizmycoli
Which Romancelander is fake:I dnt know o
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night
stand with if given the chance but won't date:Sagamite
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on:joseph1832 and debonairprinx
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted
you to him/her):intelligence and eloquence
Your favorite Romancelander(s):mictima,aminat508,kimoni(I love this woman)sihom(geez...she too sabi)cococandy,tearoses,freecocoa,lordreed,bukatyne,mznelly,joecutie,daxlasaint.
Your favorite mod:lalasticlala ofkos
Funniest Romancelander(s):friedplantain,mrcork.
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:tosyne2much,naijaboy,prettythicksme...
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:mictima,neyoor,daxlasaint,mznelly,dahprech,aminat508,coppa,
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but
don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:none
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite similar to yours:laveda(she's hmm),aminat508,debonairprinx,sagamite,eddygourdo(he's my kind of crazy),cherlene(she is too open minded)
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real
life:oyind17 abi na oyind7
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:naijaboy
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met:aminat508,joseph1832,ghostofsparta,isacolukay,loomer,askbigneyo4u,cherlene,omotayor123,agarawua23,eddygourdo,247noitre
NLer(S) you consider smart:mznelly,rayaah,sihom,kimoni,yes! Bukatyne,solomonbrown64(respect!)Mictima,daxlasaint,kingzpen...won po!
NL member that tries too hard:none
NLer(s) you find intriguing:kimoni and sihom
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from
another NLer:awon were 100%,end time things
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:awon were 100%crew naa ni
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section:profojah,tosyne2much
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both
get to know each other:sihom and kimoni
Who do u often agree with:it depends joo
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):debonairprinx
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex):none
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy:cherlene and loomer
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one
who takes things too serious):punkyveer and missspicy
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:none :DName:Abike Montezz
Age:20+
Occupation:student
Are you single, dating or married:dating
Those u like on Romance Section:naijaboy,aminat508,isacolukay,neyoor,prettythicksme,omotayor123,agarawu23,profojah....dem plenty
Those u dislike on Romance section:none
Those u find annoying:lol...vizkiz,kaliawujara,
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look
forward to what they have to say):missspicy,mizmycoli,aminat508,solomonbrown64,mattkent,ghostofsparta,explorer250,69missedcalls,sonofananimal...many of them.
Those you follow and wish follows you back:seun
Why do you follow the people you follow:humor,intelligence and yes....eloquent grammar construct.
NLer that has sent u the most PMs:hmmmm
How many PMs do you get on average in a day.:lol....I'm I supposed to keep a roaster?
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid
quoting: mizmycoli
Which Romancelander is fake:I dnt know o
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night
stand with if given the chance but won't date:Sagamite
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on:joseph1832 and debonairprinx
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted
you to him/her):intelligence and eloquence
Your favorite Romancelander(s):mictima,aminat508,kimoni(I love this woman)sihom(geez...she too sabi)cococandy,tearoses,freecocoa,lordreed,bukatyne,mznelly,joecutie,daxlasaint.
Your favorite mod:lalasticlala ofkos
Funniest Romancelander(s):friedplantain,mrcork.
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:tosyne2much,naijaboy,prettythicksme...
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:mictima,neyoor,daxlasaint,mznelly,dahprech,aminat508,coppa,
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but
don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:none
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/quite similar to yours:laveda(she's hmm),aminat508,debonairprinx,sagamite,eddygourdo(he's my kind of crazy),cherlene(she is too open minded)
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real
life:oyind17 abi na oyind7
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:naijaboy
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met:aminat508,joseph1832,ghostofsparta,isacolukay,loomer,askbigneyo4u,cherlene,omotayor123,agarawua23,eddygourdo,247noitre
NLer(S) you consider smart:mznelly,rayaah,sihom,kimoni,yes! Bukatyne,solomonbrown64(respect!)Mictima,daxlasaint,kingzpen...won po!
NL member that tries too hard:none
NLer(s) you find intriguing:kimoni and sihom
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from
another NLer:awon were 100%,end time things
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from:awon were 100%crew naa ni
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section:profojah,tosyne2much
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both
get to know each other:sihom and kimoni
Who do u often agree with:it depends joo
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):debonairprinx
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex):none
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy:cherlene and loomer
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one
who takes things too serious):punkyveer and missspicy
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:none

sinizia:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3118517_cqlinzquaaakkv9_jpega758e98690670761bc314c6aea134f4e

*legs and arms crossed in earnest anticipation*

sinizia:
My bank account details.

sinizia:
Oya do for me.

sinizia:
I wish I could but I stopped frequenting this section since early May and therefore don't know the appropriate names that fits each criteria. If I'd fill mine, it'd be filled with recurring few names and a lot of unanswered questions. Boring much. I don't even know many names I'm reading here.

Estharfabian:
Uh....I'm kinda dumbfounded sef...

About the beards...Uh...You really take everything I say on threads seriously? really?

About hector, Why's everyone thinking i got sth to do With him?

....He's like the 2nd person I exchanged contacts with On NL(Reason we're kinda close)..I Usually don't do that)...besides, he lives kinda close to me! Buh I Assure you...We're just friends...right Cutehector? comman tell him now o!

Bout my diary...thanks! I'm glad u like it..

sinizia:
Llaykorn, why did you evade the "your crush" and "one night stand" question?

LordOfTheWeed:
Me? Suffering from epilepsy

***cries to bed***

Come here jor . Nothing is wrong with you...just kidding...

kinglekan:

Ronal.4lif and iamc.haris is it just me or did teempakguy actually say our very own Thesonof.mark is popular on 2GO?

LordOfTheWeed:
see as the gif fall my hand sha I only wanted to lance you a slap

is that you? Looks like you're suffering from epilepsy I bet you won't have the strenght to lay fingers on me

llaykorn:
Laveda, you called my name? Happy new month.

Happy new moth, pipu.

Danbrowndmf
Adanna28
IamCharis
JigsawKillah
Kr0ne

ishiamu:
And if you do? Is his place sambisa dat u can't go?

Excuse me?

LordOfTheWeed:
May God bless you for reminding me, i was about to forget that i brought you a gift.. .. ..

Bring your face closer to the screen [img]https://media4./media/ocmr1PNhFBfrO/giphy.gif[/img]

I can see an old lady carrying a small bag or something? What's that

LordOfTheWeed:
Questionnaire

LordOfTheWeed:
Oh! My bad.. .. .. It won't repeat itself no more, i promise

So, what's good?

cool

I'm just there, nothing much jare ...what did you bring for me?

LordOfTheWeed:
Enough ooo.. .. .. She's also one of my ex's, so don't just talk anyhow about her

Did I say anything bad? I only asked a simple question.