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Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 02, 2015

Estharfabian:
Uh....I'm kinda dumbfounded sef...

About the beards...Uh...You really take everything I say on threads seriously? really?

About hector, Why's everyone thinking i got sth to do With him?

....He's like the 2nd person I exchanged contacts with On NL(Reason we're kinda close)..I Usually don't do that)...besides, he lives kinda close to me! Buh I Assure you...We're just friends...right Cutehector? comman tell him now o!

Bout my diary...thanks! I'm glad u like it..

He's living close?

Geez! Market don spoil finish lol!

i'm cool as friends too sha. who knows maybe i even live closer lmao!

I can even be a brother to you. wink

@Misspicy, i really like his topic cuz it's blunt and that's why i'm jumping on it like this.

But i'm not fighting for Esther. Mba! Just saying the way it is.

Afterall it's online and things are very different offline.

now i'm off before the list crew comes and make a front page post on how to spot a Niaraland hustler or some bad market dumb topic like that.

#ObservationMode.

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Fulaboy(m): 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2015

So this husband scarcity has reached this extent grin

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:17pm On Dec 02, 2015

PushMusic:

He's living close?

Geez! Market don spoil finish lol!

i'm cool as friends too sha. who knows maybe i even live closer lmao!

I can even be a brother to you.

@Misspicy, i really like his topic cuz it's blunt and that's why i'm jumping on it like this.

But i'm not fighting for Esther. Mba! Just saying just the way it is.

Afterall it's online and things are very different offline.

now i'm off before the list crew comes and make a front page post on how to spot a Niaraland hustler or some bad market dumb topic like that.

#ObservationMode.

LoL

You're funny! wink

check√√

You're smart...double Check√√

I Replied Your Pm! wink

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:19pm On Dec 02, 2015

Estharfabian:
LoL

You're funny! check√√

You're smart...double Check√√

I Replied Your Pm!

You're breaking another rule here.

No forum interactions. lipsrsealed

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by barume: 7:21pm On Dec 02, 2015

misspicy:

you are right.....

hifive

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by firstking01(m): 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2015

FuNnY

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 7:24pm On Dec 02, 2015

mizquote:
they re no husbands on Nairaland, romance section.

We are here just that you people have no inner eyes to see us

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:42pm On Dec 02, 2015

misspicy:

agreed hector is a good guy....happy now?

na untop my head u take write dat tin? cheesy

yhu are funny dear.

Now on a serious note,a lady may be found quilty of all the negative vices listed in your writeup yet might be lucky to meet her soul mate here.

But for me?kikikikikikikikiki cheesy

i laugh in swahili

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 02, 2015

tosyne2much:
We are here just that you people have no inner eyes to see us

_{tosyne2much:
We are here just that you people have no inner eyes to see us}

tosyne2much:
We are here just that you people have no inner eyes to see us

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:45pm On Dec 02, 2015

[quote author=Freemanan post=40622392][/quote]hey i saw someone like yhu today cheesy

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:03pm On Dec 02, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
hey i saw someone like yhu today

Unless you were in Naval Base, Yenagoa today....

Its a ghost....

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:10pm On Dec 02, 2015

Freemanan:

Unless you were in Naval Base, Yenagoa today....

Its a ghost....

am not joking,might not be yhu but the resemblance was striking.

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 8:17pm On Dec 02, 2015

Estharfabian:
Uh....I'm kinda dumbfounded sef...

About the beards...Uh...You really take everything I say on threads seriously? really?

About hector, Why's everyone thinking i got sth to do With him?

....He's like the 2nd person I exchanged contacts with On NL(Reason we're kinda close)..I Usually don't do that)...besides, he lives kinda close to me! Buh I Assure you...We're just friends...right Cutehector? comman tell him now o!

Bout my diary...thanks! I'm glad u like it..

Really?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 02, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
am not joking,might not be yhu but the resemblance was striking.

Okay. Hail am for me.
Reply your mail

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 02, 2015

Freemanan:
Okay. Hail am for me. Reply your mail

which mail?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Sleekyshuga(f): 8:21pm On Dec 02, 2015

LOL @ sleekyshuga grin

..

C'mon.. A username do not define a persona, especially when you don't know the person offline..

Sleeky means 'Smooth' cheesy

with Shuga been a nick from a friend who thought I deserved it.. When he first called me that, I was like, WTF is this shocked

? I am no diabetes but when he sat down and gave me a run down of the name, I immediately fell in love with it grin

..

Trust me, it has a beautiful meaning, defines my character, and I have no regrets bearing it tongue

..

When my parents wants to tease me, they call me SHUGA grin

..

@ topic, I don't know why I find this hilarious cheesy

.. Na so husband(s) don scarce reach to a point where rules don dey guide getting one on NL?

Lovely points stated but in my opinion, these (not all though) are necessary as a reminder in our day to day activities/life..

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2015

Hannysmilez:
Your topic just had to make me smile. . It had sarcasm dripping all over it.

wow look at you

where have you been

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 8:49pm On Dec 02, 2015

Cutehector:
hell yes! Thank u...

you are welcome

now stop jumping from threads to threads attacking misspicy since you don't take things on nairaland serious because its really pathetic seeing you sweat it just to get back at her grin

and to think you are a man o smh

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by MrCork: 8:51pm On Dec 02, 2015

misspicy:
Its the season of meeting people over the internet whether good or bad,a lot of relationships that started online has resulted into fruitful marriage
It should not come as a shock that
Nairaland is the target for husband
searching for this thread instead of
facebook,twitter and the likes,because it
is a common knowledge that nairaland is embedded with men of wealth,character,affluence and lucrative careers,this method can be adopted if as a lady if you are not meeting your desired type of men offline.km

Moment of truth,ladies gather in here and
see ways your online personality can hook
you your husband

NB : This thread is strictly for ladies of
marriageable age with requirements for
marriage eg a stable source of
income,maturity and nice character,but if
you know you don't have all this
attributes please keep having fun until
you are ready then you can deactivate
your current account and Open a New
one then follow this steps.......

Now down to business

1)Your Moniker : your moniker says alot about your personality ladies,how you
want to be addressed among other,therefore it will be wise to choosemonikers Rokiatu,Jolllyjoy blessedfavoured etc..monikers like misspicy,Eroticangelina or sleekyshuga etc discourage men who are really ready to settle down

2)Sections You Visit : nairaland has
different sections and it is only proper for
you to be identified with them,so the
sections you frequent most tells alot
about you,if you want to be recognises as
a good wife material avoid sections like
Romance,Sexuality,politics,visit sections
like Family,Food,Religion,Diary(you can
even open a diary and talk about how
gentle and homely you are

3)Your Dispostion : am refering to the way you interact and mingle with people eg
when you posted is quoted what you
reply with,how reasonable,intelligent and
knowledgeable you sound on
issues....men love reasonable,calm and
collected ladies

4)Flirting : This is one vice you should not indulge in,never you show open.likeness
to the opposite sex or exchange flirty
words,men prefer a conserved lady for a
wife

5)Intelligence : It is advantageous if you
are a very intelligent lady,show how
intelligent and educated you are by
creating educating threads on
health,family,food,economy among
others.....show them say your papa no
waste money send you go school
6)Display picture : your display picture is
the first point of contact that say the
overall things about you,avoid posting
revealing sexualizing pictures on your
profile,dress homely,you don't want to be
linked as a lovepeddler

7)Do not be over jovial/serious :Avoid been over jovial or friendly like jolllyjoy and do not be caught taking issues seriously like misspicy

Never be caught in E-fights or banter : avoid fighting or exchanging banters with people not even when they insult your parents....always keep cool and collected...men love calm and gentle ladies

9)Avoid Feminist threads and support every female bashing threads : Never br caught advocating for feminism or anything like it inshort denounce every atom of feminist blood in you,always portray yourself as a submissive lady and support ecery thread by tosyne2much or wristbangle inshort try to be on the front page like aminat508

10) Avoid over familiarity : when the Pms start rolling avoid fettunh too familiar with the men on nairaland eg discussing private gists on threads like cutehector and estharfabian this puts away othe prospective candidates, who might think that you are taken and trust me you do not want to put all your eggs in one basket in issues like this

11)Time spent online : Avoid been seen online at akk times like misspicy it portrays you as been jobless or unserious inshort make a pattern for time spent online eg nights only or evenings only

12) add yours......

PS: note the use of men in this writeup,we are not targeting guys or boys

..ONILA....WHEN WILL U GIV UP??....... 40 NEW THREAD A WEEK!!! undecided

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
na untop my head u take write dat tin? yhu are funny dear.

Now on a serious note,a lady may be found quilty of all the negative vices listed in your writeup yet might be lucky to meet her soul mate here.

But for me?kikikikikikikikiki

i laugh in swahili

kikikiki

so you mean you are not a wife material shocked

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2015

MrCork:

..ONILA....WHEN WILL U GIV UP??....... 40 NEW THREAD A WEEK!!!

you mean you were deported from london pecham

you are a convict...no offeinse tongue

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 8:57pm On Dec 02, 2015

Misspicy you made me check on the sleekyshuga pix.. She's cute tho, just that I can't cheat on my girlfriend

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by blessedfavoured: 9:00pm On Dec 02, 2015

LOL! So my moniker should get me nairaland husband.. . Blessed and highly favoured haha!!!

I've noticed number 9 a lot on here, it's sooooo annoying!!! Gosh!

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:00pm On Dec 02, 2015

misspicy:
kikikiki so you mean you are not a wife material

i be full yard cheesy

btw na facebook sure pass for dat kin parole cheesy

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2015

blessedfavoured:
LOL! So my moniker should get me nairaland husband.. . Blessed and highly favoured haha!!!

I've noticed number 9 a lot on here, it's sooooo annoying!!! Gosh!

phuck.

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2015

profojah:
Misspicy you made me check on the sleekyshuga pix.. She's cute tho, just that I can't cheat on my girlfriend

ojah

why na?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2015

profojah:
Misspicy you made me check on the sleekyshuga pix.. She's cute tho, just that I can't cheat on my girlfriend

yes she is cute and intelligent......
No i don't advice you to cheat on your girlfriend

but guy that ur girl really mellow you o,you have been scarce here since....... wink

wch section is she?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2015

MrCork:

..ONILA....WHEN WILL U GIV UP??....... 40 NEW THREAD A WEEK!!!

you r not seeing?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2015

misspicy:

yes she is cute and intelligent......
No i don't advice you to cheat on your girlfriend

but guy that ur girl really mellow you o,you have been scarce here since....... wch section is she?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by wristbangle: 9:15pm On Dec 02, 2015

Make I quickly book space before e reach FP tongue

Misspicy, na u be onila?

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by 400billionman: 9:15pm On Dec 02, 2015

Most popular ladies on Nairaland are spoilt girls..

Sorry its true.

Some comment intelligently but live differently..

Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 02, 2015

prettythicksme:
u got my ribs cracked up with dis thread!!

my love

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