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Djboosting:
Yea, u're right.. Just dat guy next door..

Hmm and she said it .. "do with 'huge' whatever"...

if only you knew....I'll pass i

lanicky:
See greedy somebody oo

Well, I want all

you know the answer already

TrapLORD:
LOL, you're always cold ..


both my fav soups?? I go die untop ur matter I swear!

one might even think I'm not based in Nigeria
no die abeg

lanicky:
Laveda come nd makemake a choice oo!

which one do you want sis? I'll go with your choice

TrapLORD:
I trust you na, ur bodi na thermometer

Yea, you've said so.. I can't wait to taste yours. Was it mumcy who taught you??

those times hun, you complain tire I don't even understand myself

Wow, someone can't wait to taste my meal yeah mum. . . I just had to learn cause I love the soup, I'm good at cooking afang and egusi

Geraraheremehn:
Tar... I want brains and facial beauty... by the way you shouldn't speak, it's boys that will talk...

we all entitled to our opinion dearie everyone wants someone who got brains too be it male or female, hope you can give same too

I shouldn't speak? Why? Who said I can't admire a girl like me? Oh puleeeasee ...that's how I want my gfs to look.

TrapLORD:
hehehe, u know I'mma little bit of a chef, I owe you a meal too .

Has the harmattan started hammering ya'll at home?

lol yeah. . I'm still a learner you know, but I'm good at that soup

My perfect season, I'm gonna be singing "I'm cold" till we get over this season . . My people go tire for me ....not so serious here yet , but hAs started

TrapLORD:
I'll watch you do it. I'll furk it up if I do it on my own, buh I'll do my best shaa..

You're a cook already nau, I trust you can do well

TrapLORD:
Oh, yea.. So u just woke up n decided to start typing in a certain kind of font?


Babe, u gonna teach me howta prepare that soup. Ah need to learn am cos that buka girl has finished all my moni

yup dearie. . And the blue colour is cool, I forget to use it at times

Alright. .I will. . Wanna watch me cook or I just write the procedures and send for you?

Jolllyjoy:

TrapLORD:
Its almost like I'm quoting tsom

Geraraheremehn:
With those sexiness on you?

Geraraheremehn:
LoL....i as your boy friend don concur with that loL

TrapLORD:
Why are u typing in this font?

Geraraheremehn:
Ashamed?

Jolllyjoy:
i dnt knw.


When and why?

TrapLORD:
Yes ma'am.

I'm at a viewing centre in world bank area.. Ever been there?

Nope. . . I've been to just one place in that city. . I'm always ashamed of myself though I'm gonna tour around this time

TrapLORD:
Is it gonna be that bad?

I won't come again, or perhaps I'll lodge.

might be worst

Don't worry, very soon I'll prepare that for you ...verry soon
Still nott going out?

Jolllyjoy:



thought u knw self,the sunday interview naaa.

TrapLORD:
You're crayzee I swear! you haven't told me what your plans are this afternoon

**convo between me and mom**


Mom: are you that nigga?


Me: yes mami, I'm that nigga


Mom: if she's happy, I'm happy..


Me: you know I'd do whateva..


Mom:


Me:


Dad:


That's how its gonna go down!

Hahahaha I'm home today, going nowhere....

Wrong convo
**its gonna go like this**
Sinnzu: knock on the gate
Mom: hey daughter go check who's there
Me:okay
Me: **surprised face**
You:*smiles*
Mom: who's that?
Me: *stammering*
Mom comes out immediately
Mom: young man who are you, and what are you doing here
You: *ermm* mam I came to see your daughter
Mom: my daughter? What business do you too run ether?
You:errrmm mami its not like tthat its just that *stammering*
Mom turns to me
Mom: *yelling* Ofon so you can now invite a man to my house abi?
Me: shaking already

Me: mom I dint invite him oo
Mom: young man before I enter my house and come back leave here immediately, don't let me meet you here or else...

Jolllyjoy:
post the link to the sunday interview.

TrapLORD:
Babe you're sending signals..



What if I turn up at your gate this eve? Hope popsy won't dissect me oo

yeah. . Exactly what I want

You've forgotten so soon! Dad is a bit cool...its mum, its gonna be like an interview this eve. . Whatchu gonna tell her?

Jolllyjoy:
Laveda

TrapLORD:
If I beat you ehn...

You wish right? Anyways. . Come to my house and and get it, well cooked ....very delicious, kpomo,fish,stockfish piom piom (periwinkle) and correct cow head all inside this soup.

TrapLORD:
Very well pounded fufu nd my fav soup . Can you pull that off?

Oha

TrapLORD:
I said it won't change a thing even if you did, you wanna know what will change my mind??

Djboosting:
Fact... But some average sized guys still won't let people hear word..

Or laveda u want 'huge' something?

TrapLORD:
I'm just chuckling to the thought of it. You know I don't fancy stuff like that..

yup I do but you asked me to twerk naked

TrapLORD:
I was gonna ask you who invented "twerk-walking" .

I swear I've never heard of that but I just feel its gonna be dope and sexy

TrapLORD:
Laveda dem don close am

Nah your handwork nau

STFUareyouGod:
Awwwwwwwww! Cute husband to be, beautiful and glowing wife to be


God bless your union with every good things needed in a marriage/home






Ps: I wish her easy and safe delivery. (Twins ni ooooo)

I clicked on this thread just to see your comment and yeah I found you

God bless your union OP