₦airaland Forum

Atmmachine:
Will his pure water cure Ebola ??

Doclight:
jealousy in 3d
do we have qualified engines?
If yes
then why did synagogue fell?
'Na tb Joshua greed cos am the guy wan expand him company without an authorized permit'

Why do we prefer italian mades?
'Italian made what? Shoes? If so come aba, most Nigerians that is brand fan fails to differentiate b/w aba-italian lol

Why do we find it hard to make our own?
'No we make ours but govt fails to recognize'

Why do we have power facades?
Why are we technically declined?
'ASUU strike and corrupt govt cos we have the bras in but no sponsor
Why do we travel out to buy materials?
'I have forgotten the aspect of economics that suggests this but u can Google it out but it states that a country should import goods that would cost them much to produce'

I could go on.

'Guy i have answers to questions u never thought to ask

Guy stop beefing pls...

Beef no I love chicken
Am not beefing but am chickening lmao

Missy89:
where can i see the highlights?

himkers:
Kai...This is really painful. God bless and accept his soul in his bosom, AMEN!


may God never allow me and whoever that is seeing this my post to be at the right place at the wrong time; AMEN!

internetpo:
They better secure all 3points. Atleast we can qualify as best loser

Nastydroid:
well i love physics...i hate chemistry,most especially the chemical equations




ps: physics is not hard,maybe you are lazy

olukenzo:
Terribly ambiguous title. My first thought was that the battery could last 20 years without a recharge lol. What it is is that it has a life span of 20 years. It charges to 70% in 120 seconds.

This will have good use in electric cars, mobile phones and devices, inverters, etc

For the love of science.

https://images.sciencedaily.com/2014/10/141013090449-large.jpg
NTU Assoc Prof Chen holding the ultrafast rechargable batteries in his right hand, with the battery test station to his left.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141013090449.htm

adonbilivit:
best believe it. u be LAWyer? Mr. LAWrence

adonbilivit:
i am guilty of nairalanding while talking to people. bilivit

tosyne2much:
I must confess that I just like creating threads different from the normal one we create on a regular basis. It would be immature of you if you take this write up personal, thereby throwing insults

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Taking a Lady To an Eatery
When you take a lady to an eatery and you inquire to know what she would like to eat and she's like I just need only popcorn. Inwardly joy overwhelms you and you are like ( ope oooooo) but outwardly, you are like baby you need to take something better now

2. Dipping Your Hands Into Your
Pocket

This is a little bit funny. When talking to a lady, you are carried away fantasizing on how to grab her bosom and next thing, errec.tion starts and the only way you could cover up your shameful act is throw your two hands into ya pocket smiling sheepishly



3. Smiling Sheepishly-
it is a clear sign that you are
uncomfortably at attention and in the mood. You start smiling for no reason even when everything seems to be boring


4. Paid for Date = Getting laid That Day
You take a lady on a date and having spent a lot on meals, shawama and so on, you insist she must go home with him the
very first day you took her out

5. You Keep Going in and Coming Out Of The Room
You are both together in the room, for no reason, you are just going in and coming out of the room even when this is an indication that you want to ( make I no use all mouth talk jhor) but you don't knw how and where to start..

which one are you guilty of ?

Pls no forming here oooo

Dbestmax:
For matured minds.we all know morethan many times we've been hit with these itches wether when walking along the road or maybe after long sitting in lecture rooms.Have you ever been embarrased by these silly itcheslet's be sincere

temigracie:
.....Liability sweetie....


Have missed you die......

@topic, just ask your bf to take palm oil and kerosene....It'll neutralise the effect.....lol....

bossminded:
U re either in a bush or u re in a bush... evri bodi uses glo even shekau.... if in dt forest he cn still upload videos without complainin dn I see no reason why u shld complain

lwise:
Since lastmonth,glo network has been very unstable.
The data service is bad,to make a phone call is always difficult.
You have to dial like 5 times before you connect with the right
person you are calling.Its either an Hausa man picks the call
or an Igbo woman.

At times I feel like breaking my glo SIM.

Gosj01:
Where do deleted Pics and music go to on mobile? or mobile internal memory and sd card get 'Hard drive'?

priscaoge:
Once u are a Celebrity, Nothing like private life . Even when u poo,it will be a breaking news