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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by lawrenzooo: 7:22pm On Apr 23
iykepromotions:
One of the funny and interesting things that happens in domaining ... Earlier this year, after a training to one of my students, I sent him this domain to quickly register, he said it didn't have enough end users. I told him OK, no need to buy then. I quickly sent it to another new student on Friday. He complained of lack of funds and said he will buy it by tomorrow Saturday.

I told him no guarantee that the domain will still be available by then. Interestingly it was still available the next day and he bought it $7.99 and put it up for sale at Dan.. Also contacted some end users he saw.

Fast forward to Tuesday morning, I got this from him.I know it's a good domain but seriously, don't know it will sell that fast..

Listen to your mentor and don't drag words with him
Welldone boss, do you have any training for outbound leads generation??
Religion / Re: Who Are 24 Elders In Heaven According To Bible? by lawrenzooo: 1:03pm On Feb 18
G00dharddick:
Dear Seun

Why can everyone comment on a Christian thread but one cannot comment on a Muslim thread without asking to be converted to Islam?
To please their Northern Muslim slave masters I guess
Food / Re: Look at the Meal I Prepared With 2000 Naira In This Tight Economy. by lawrenzooo: 5:00am On Feb 17
Caaz:
So I prepared this meal with the said amount.
Veggies sauce and rice.
I have rice at home ,it's a one sitting meal breakfast only.
In post like this, its believable if you actually add the prices of the item. E.g Pomo - N200, Smoked fish - N800

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Sports / Re: What Football Match Gave You The Highest Tension? by lawrenzooo: 3:54pm On Feb 11
ebubeson:
I have watched several tough matches that caused tension, but the one I can bring out is Chelsea VS Man united (Champions League Final) 2008
My heart literally stopped working for some few seconds when Cristiano Missed his spot kick. Same day i stopped taking football seriously for my health sake. I was in front of the TV from 11am watching highlights and commentary till when the match was over. I just knew I wouldn't survive such tension.

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Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by lawrenzooo: 8:14am On Feb 09
post=128363601:

Will you stop that please.

#RespectWomen Humans.
#Be a Gentleman.

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Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by lawrenzooo: 8:12am On Feb 09
ivolt:
Many bubbles will bursts the day Nigeria enacts a proper and mandatory childcare regardless of marital status.
Currently, some baby fathers have to be begged via uncles and their parents before they give a dime.
Some even punish their "disobedient" baby mamas by witholding the children school fees and brag about it.

Before you talk about being "trapped" with pregnancy, you are only justified in 2 scenarios.
The first is rape and the other is that you are so mentally slow that you don't know that what you engaged
in can lead to pregnancy.

To enact such Law their has to be proof beyond doubt that you are the Father. Trust me some men would deny paternity until they are confronted with undeniable evidence (DNA test). Hopefully we get there someday.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by lawrenzooo: 8:37pm On Feb 07
Nigeria to win on penalty

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Politics / Re: I’m Confident My Relationship With Kwankwaso Will Be Good – Ganduje by lawrenzooo: 6:10am On Jan 27
Judolisco:
2 of dem go dey watch dem back... Politics na dirty game oh... See as 2 friends dey fight

So you really believe the two of them are fighting?? You never sabi naija politics be that..
Family / Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by lawrenzooo: 5:36am On Jan 21
flexyrule:
I'll bet all the money in my accounts that you don't have a family. You don't have a son.

When you eventually have one, you'll realise how your dad felt when his friend said he wants to take you to Canada.

You think it is easy for a parent to release his child to a stranger.

You guys are funny. I swear

Go and get married.

Get a child. Then you'll apologize to your father.
He didn't act in my best interest, that was selfish of him if you ask me, and yes I do have a son.
Family / Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by lawrenzooo: 4:40pm On Jan 20
BlackfyreRebell:
Please advice me
My ex husband and I are divorced 2 years ago. He recently acquired an European citizenship, he also wants to extend the citizenship to our son. Though I thought it a good idea but I can't shake the feeling that he is trying to use that to take him away from me.
He told me our son will need to come over there to finish the process of his citizenship. But when I went to submit the "application" what I saw on it is different from what he told me. The paper read that I am consenting to my son to go and reunite with his father. Or is that the way they process it?
Please those that have gone through same should please come to my aid, this is my only child and I can't afford to lose my child this way.

My Dad's friend who is Canadian wanted to take me to Canada after secondary school for studies after asking if I would be interested and I answered in the affirmative.

All of a sudden the man went mute, after about 3 months I asked the man and he said my parent didn't consent, when i eventually asked my parent i realized it was my dad that refused, its been 18 years now and our relationship never remained the same.

Whatever decision you make put the child's interest first.
Family / Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by lawrenzooo: 4:30pm On Jan 20
LilMissFavvy:
Don't release your child. You should only allow the boy to go when he's 18- 20yrs. If you release your child to him, he will definitely manipulate the boy and cut links with you. Keep your child. What stops him from taking you along? Be wise.

Your child, your child as though the child is a property..
Family / Re: What Should I Do by lawrenzooo: 8:12pm On Jan 15
Do you have legal right to build a relationship with the child? Yes. Going to court might grant you that but you wouldn't have the mother's support and hence she did try to frustrate you for the many years you abandoned her and the child.

If you've caused her pain for the past seven years, it would be foolish of you to expect her to heal in two weeks.

I do truly hope you're back because you realize you have a daughter who needs a father in her life and you've come to fill that void, should that be the case give her six months and in that six months keep trying patiently to right the wrongs you have done and am sure she did come around if she sense you genuine.

All the best
Family / Re: What Should I Do by lawrenzooo: 7:57pm On Jan 15
Freemasonry:


In Africa, what gives a man paternity rights is the confirmation by the woman, or the performance of marriage rites.

Even if she claim op is not the father, a simple Paternity test could be conducted if the op insist.

Legally she has no right to deny him access to the daughter whether he was present in her life on not.

The interest of the child would always come first before the court.
Religion / Re: My Take On The BBC Documentary On TB Joshua by lawrenzooo: 2:57am On Jan 11
mignone:

Thank you o.

If i remember well, his case was one of those that complicated Kola Olawuyi's exit isue from FRCN then.

I wonder if people read their Bibles up-side-dowm, cos how can a right thinking fellow, not to talk of a Christian even consider that man a true man of God?

He claimed to specialise in healing, why then has everyone with aliment not gone there through referrals from colleagues, neighbours, friends, etc. who'd got healed?

E.g.: an aunt's colleague's husband didn't get ay healing there, just like many others.

Even in the era of Christ, not everyone got heal at his gatherings.
Career / Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by lawrenzooo: 9:48pm On Jan 10
adecz:





Your wife could be part of the problem☝️☝️☝️
I was hoping some would point that out.
Career / Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by lawrenzooo: 9:34pm On Jan 10
Ahnii:
I beg to disagree with you sir That money if properly managed he can still save like 50-100k monthly.
I started life with my husband with his meagre salary of 37k and he was still saving 10k monthly.

I dey Google that skyfornia address make I send thunderous slap go give for that comment.

Things are bad yes, but if the op have a prudent wife, on a steady 100k saving can come out of that Salary.

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Romance / Re: Should I End The Marriage? by lawrenzooo: 8:27pm On Dec 23, 2023
Jeon:
Always looking for a way to end marriage. But men will be pissed off when a woman didn't consider /reconsider marriage.

Leave her alone.. Since you knew it will affect her. Yes, it will affect her and you be the same person complaining about sagged breast and stretch marks making her to be less attractive to you. The next thing is to spy outside and cheating begins
.

End the Marriage if you can't deal with it.
Children or no children the breast go eventually sag
Politics / Re: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by lawrenzooo: 9:09am On Dec 23, 2023
richeeyo:
Some tribe once dey reach the top they always leave a dirty mark
Another one dey prison for uk
Another woman wa ruin our economy too dey uk
And dem go dey shout maginazation
Corrupt men and women abound in all tribe..
Politics / Re: 5 Transport Coys, 28 Routes – See Details Of Federal Govt’s Intervention by lawrenzooo: 10:53am On Dec 21, 2023
SoNature:
I checked GIGM fares and noticed that nothing has changed yet. Meanwhile, these changes are supposed to commence today.

I don't understand why this government is always hasty in making announcements without doing their underground works.

The recklessness with which the Government do their things always amaze me, At the end of the day, you would start hearing things like, Government didn't pay the transport companies and that's why the fares couldn't be reduced.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by lawrenzooo: 1:24pm On Dec 05, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, Fvck Isreal. May our Lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians. Amen sad
What does you been a born again Christian have to do with the matter at hand

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Celebrities / Re: ‘What God Told Me When I Died In Car Accident’ – Yul Edochie (Photos) by lawrenzooo: 12:27pm On Nov 23, 2023
I guess he meant God gave him a second wife

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Car Talk / Re: Pls What Kind Of Business Can I Do With This Type Of Car by lawrenzooo: 12:03am On Nov 18, 2023
Jennyclay:
May God help you broke and struggling men!

Biko, stay away from a relationship in order not to put someone’s daughter in poverty undecided

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear!
How does a relationship put someones daughter in poverty? Except if her poverty na follow come from her papa house

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Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2023
TotoIsGud4boy:

Stupid peasant like you hiding behind nairaland to say bullchit…
You are still basking in the euphoria of your new phone...! Enjoy.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2023
TotoIsGud4boy:

It’s not flawed, he could’ve simply walked her out the class.. but you’re lame I know you won’t understand simple logic.. if you’re a lecturer hit my child, I’ll just send people to off you

Of all the people that have beaten your child, how many have you offed? To slap you dey hungry me.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 12:59pm On Nov 09, 2023
epainos:


Dont worry...the jail is awaiting you. Just travel abroad and act this way....then, narrate the trash here again. They will treat your f.uck up appropriately. I assure you.

If she doesn't leave, so you can't take her details, continue the lecture, and take action after class with the authority? Oga, you are speaking in tongues. Please, go lay hands on kids abroad.

Well we are not abroad, we are in Nigeria. Unfortunately not everyone wants to travel abroad.

And unfortunately the lecturer would also not be going to jail because we are not abroad.

It's stupidity on your part to want to apply Abroad rules in Nigeria.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 6:25am On Nov 09, 2023
erniok:

Is there no security officials in the school? In my alma mater, every lecture hall had 1 or 2 security official. Invite them in to do the needful.
That would have been a better option.
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 6:14am On Nov 09, 2023
erniok:

There's another option: walk her out of the class if she refuses.
If not that nigeria is toeing the path of a failed nation, she can press charges and she'll win with this evidence.
and if she refuse to leave the class? My guess the lecturer walks out right?
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by lawrenzooo: 6:09am On Nov 09, 2023
epainos:
Nigeria is an abnormal society. Read comments of m.ad people like the man above justifying his action. There are other ways of disciplining the girl, but the useless man as usual wanted to prove he is older than the girl. It is the right of the girl to defend herself from him. What about sending her out of the class. And if she doesnt walk out, he walks out and then take the right action. But he chose to force his will by laying his hands on the girl. And mum.u above just like the man are supporting the act. This is why they go to jail abroad. See eh...Nigeria is an abnormal society. This is why I dont regard anyone above 60. They are useless. Why? Na dem spoil Naija. Na dem holy pass...na dem sabi all...na dem want respect pass....but with the present state of Nigeria and with all the goodies available to them before and after independence. .look at where Nigeria is. Yet, they are still demanding respect. That generation is so manipulative. They use everything tovforce their will on people. If their useless words doesnt make sense, the next is to abuse the person by laying their hands on the victim. They dont mind using religious books to brain wash people. This generation ma.d oooò grin The portion they know in the Bible is honor your parents so your days may be long..if you quote parents, respect and love your children...they go go wild ni. Very selfish generation. They destroyed Nigeria. I pray the parents of the girl are well doing so they can treat the mess up of that useless ma d man. Just imagine...becos he thinks he is the alpha and omega in the class...he does not recognise the girl as an adult. Simple...use your authority and send her out of the class. Period. I know many lecturers who stepped aside until the kids walked out. Na the kids begged later because they kept sending the kids out of the class. Simple as ABC. That is the authority this man has. And it ends there. If the kid is useless and does not want to learn, it is automatic F. Period. But laying hands on the girl (an adult), this man needs to go to jail. But it is Naija na where abnormal people like those who have made comments above live. grin Werey plenty in naija grin

Your opinion here is so flawed! I guess you didn't consider the other students in the class. If the girl refuse to walk out the lecture walks out right and if the girl show up in the next lecture again and he ask her to leave she refuses and he walks out again right? Denying other students lecture time?

When you meet a brat treat her as such. What's so difficult in switching of your phone in a lecture hall? Am sure you know he didn't just single her out and ask her to switch of her phone. The phone must have interrupted his class. If you want to be treated as an adult behave like one.

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Family / Re: I Had Put An End To My Marriage by lawrenzooo: 2:47pm On Nov 05, 2023
My take is that a woman who has no economic value should not get married. At least as a woman before you consider marriage ensure you can conveniently foot your bills. So that if the marriage crashes for whatever reason you at least have something to fall back on.
Family / Re: I Had Put An End To My Marriage by lawrenzooo: 2:44pm On Nov 05, 2023
OSDD:
Shey the mother is handicapped or what?? He'll be paying house rent and school fess, and other bills, and still add 15k.. but Chinedu,osas and kunle who are still living under their parents house are complaining that the money is too small.


The mother of those kids can't work too??
One bottle of dry gin for you. I wonder who told the folks above that provision is solely a man's responsibility.
Politics / Re: ‘LG Chairmen Use Good Vehicles’, Senate Defends Purchase Of N160m Suvs by lawrenzooo: 8:40pm On Oct 24, 2023
Education / Re: Jeremiah Fasipe Emerges Student Union President At Sheffield Hallam University by lawrenzooo: 8:24am On Oct 06, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
undecided

Once you escape the shithole ruled by APc ..

There's hope for you..

Congratulations my brother.

you could have ended up like zombies of Nairaland wasting away on 30k/m stipend defending the indefensible..


There is hope for you even in Nigeria. Let's just keep hope alive.

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