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Your Child; A kleptomaniac

You have a child who steals. You've talked to him/her several times about the consequences of pilfering. You try your best to provide his needs (and wants). But He keeps 'doing it'. He's become a kleptomaniac.
How do you help(stop) such a child?

Share those lovely text messages. You've probably received some text messages that really 'touched' you. It could be funny,romantic whatever

Share those lovely text messages with us. 

Love Tangle: You need a long term relationship which could probably lead to marriage but you are faced with two choices:

* You love girl/guy A so much but she/he doesn't have same feelings for you.

* Girl/guy B loves u dearly but u don't have the same feelings for him/her.

Which will u go all out for, the one you love or the one who loves u ?
Why?

Welcome Starr

Ok. But that would do only for a provison table (not store).

Yep

The cry of my friends 2-day old baby.

After readin your posts. I think so

The burial was ...emm...(no english word can describe it)
It was magnificient. I'm sure she'll be happy whereever she is. 'twas great

Ehindero heard he was beign impersonated. He tracked it down to oluwole and decided to arrest them all. This is stupid! There is no sincerity of purpose. They made the arrests cos d nefarious activaties(in oluwole) touch their skin as well. If not, no one would have cared.

Methinks, they only succeded in "relocating" oluwole.

......pictures would be appreciated - HotAngel

I use a Nokia N-gage. I was distracted at first because of its shape. Didnt look portable but i began to love the bluetooth, java games features and i'm addicted to it.

Welcome Kilncraft

Now lets know the who, what, why of kilncraft.
Pictures would be appreciated as well.

Jesus, Lover of my soul,
Jesus, I'll never let u go o
U've taken me from the miry clay
Set my feet upon the rock
Now i know
I love U, I need U
Though the world may fall
I'll never let u go o
MY savour, my closest friend
I will worship u
Until the very end

Welcome reddolfin whiteshark.
U'll love it here. I'm sure.

Some structures are needed before some IT-biz dreams could be acheived in nigeria. Poverty&Internet illiteracy reigns supreme.
b2c websites may not pay in the nearest future. But i see hope for b2b sites. Offer free stuffs, use viral marketing and get a large database/mailing list. Use your mailing list (backend) for Adverts and you could make millions.

I believe anywebmaster with about 500,000 emaillist or at least 5000 daily traffic (homebased nigerians) would make lots of money from the big companies (Adverts/endorsements from MTN, Cocacola etc).

Apart from IT biz. The power sector does not look redeemable at the moment. Capitalize on this shortfall and get people hook on your alternative. heres what i mean. Make Fans, pressing iron etc that run on batteries only and you could make millions.

U guyz are good

I love your jokes.

tear-inducin-rib-crackin ones

Welcome Mosiate

Any Pics for our viewin pleasure

@Emortal
I guess Seun bought the solution (not 100% sure though) but thats not the issue here.

Emortal:
.... so unorganized, bad color choices, everything just compressed into one page,......

The site is organized and the color choice is good(not shouting). As for compressing into 1 page. That sounds ridiculos but if you're talkin bout the hompage. Yahoo does same. Get to yahoo's home page and u have so many links representin all yahoo subsidiaries.

As long as it serves its purpose and we all keep coming back. None of us has got sight problems so far. The end justifies the means.
In Today's world of webdesignin, you design websites from the point of clients-need not from an aesthetic standpoint. Keep it simple.

What we need however are features to be added. Any Ideas?

I wish we could add some pidgin or local dialect in our posts.
I wish the punctuation rules are reviewed.
I wish we could use short forms of words e.g da , U
I wish we could use slangs e.g wazup 

I said these because i wish Nairaland wont become a (strictly)business forum.

I love Marsha. She's beautiful.

wel..................... - Gina34

Now where has HA's 'ultimate' Icon gone ? Cant see them no more.

That is me *squares up shoulders*

B-Boy Stance - Cassidy

Kiss

Send me your email address (PM) and i'll get the beats across now.

Was that supposed to be a 'qwesion' ?