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Y is princess hatin on me? Show sum love sis'. I don't think its wrong to say i'm c***. Well, idokay.

Ah! Starter must be ur middle name. I aint scared anyway

Just meant i gotta leave now. where's nike4luv?

tada - Hot-angel

I will still love to come anyway

wwyd if i told u that i'm leaving now and 'reunite' u gurls again.

birthday bash/party

I'll ask why she did it? If ther's no response. I walk out on Her. I would never hit a lady.

wwyd if i said i was goin to show 2 your bd bash?

I wont do anything because i've got none.

wwyd if i interrupt u girls?

I am thinkin sumtin else o! we need yoruba keyboard to salvage us

@Hnd-holder
According to theologians, the holy Kiss isnt mouf-mouf. Its usually a kiss on the foehead or cheek-cheek.
Thats not the kind of Kiss here obviously.

*hot-angel ke? professional matchmaker. I'm in trouble. Just kiddin o

I second hot-angel. Took d words outta-ma-mouf.

Yeah mo like show "us" what u got.
Hmmmm, well, its allowed. Hot-angel is unarguably The first lady of da house.

@nike4luv
sssshhhhh

ok. Got carried away there.

@queen2
Welcome aboard. Nairaland is the place to be.

@queen2
Bienvenue à bord. Nairaland est l'endroit à être

I'll spoil d mic (secretly)

wwyd if i said i love u (nobody in particular o)

6 packs? Hmmmm

@hot-angel
A minute to your wedding n u could still hav doubts? Gurl u don't hav 2 agree 2 tie that nuptial knot if u still doubt him.
Sum1 tells u your groom is seein your best friend and u decided 2 test him aight?
Ah! your opinion anyway.
I wont go to the alter with someone that still has to be tested.
Remember he can still fail u in marriage (years later).
Whats the test for anyway?

Welcome waterlilly. I love like your name. B4 d matchmakers start dia job again.

Any1 I bring home to my Parents is for their blessings(..just protocol anyway) not for their authentication.
I'm d one going to live with her. Not my Parents.
I really don't understand what wealth has got to do with this.

Well, I'll advise them to do just what hot-angel has said (above).

Ok.

I remember when we were kids. We used to act "momi and dadi" (yorubas will feel me here). I paired with my cousin and almost made out with her. (Thank God i didnt).

I heard fathers marry daughters in Tuvalu. So It basically boils down to culture. Moreover if it has do with bein related, every1 on this planet is related (From Adam or who ever u think the First Man was).
Who did cain and abel marry? (Just beign curious! I kno ther's an answer sumweher anyway)

Personally I can't have an affair with my cousin.

Wellsaid angel.

@gr8pita,
Nah, Fo hot-angel only. Wich 1 b ya own ?

@pintos
U be fertilizer? Sexual abuse ke?  And u r still suffering it ? Amazing  

@greatpeter

And who might she be?

I print dollars in my bedroom.

I said I was kiddin. Arrggh! 

I heard Ladies 'r mo than Men. Maybe sum men have more ribs taken out of 'em & r entitled to mo than 1 share.
Just kidding anyway.

Thats what makes Nairaland Thick.