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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:59pm On Dec 07, 2017
internationalman:

Then why Ronaldo name isn't mentioned along Pele and Maradona..
You think football is all about scoring goals...
I wonder how Canavaro, Zidane and Ronaldinho won the award...


His name will be mentioned y u dey hurry bros ? He is on the way and is at the gate ..calm down and watch
Why you dey worry over cr7 ? Na Im say make messi mess up ?

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:55pm On Dec 07, 2017
tobore4u:
Bro its 2017 award they are given, I think Messi deserve it than Ronaldo.


I can't believe someone actually pinned this down publicly...babe you sure say u dey watch football ..meaai did what ?!

Don't let me come and give you beating of your life over there

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2017
Damfostopper:
e go pain you die.... I knew someone will come out with a post like this.... From today the world will know that Cristiano Ronaldo shared the same world best prize with Messi.... is only barca fans that comes up with the G. O. A. T phrase



Don't mind them if you close to him now his heart is beating very fast ..he knows that short man won't win.

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:52pm On Dec 07, 2017
tobore4u:
If ronaldo win the trophy i will deactivate my account.


When you deactivate please don't register under another name oooo stay of nl

That short devil won't win..see his face like one wizard like that

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:50pm On Dec 07, 2017
Archangel15:
The one and only mercurial wizard of football cool



See that his face..short devil .mscheeeeeww
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2017
Afam4eva:

You're really a strange person to be supporting Buhari and Ronaldo at the same time. I hope you're not an Arsenal fan too grin



Is it not obvious that he is an arsenal fan? Must you ask a rhetoric question ?

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2017
dieBYfire:
They should scrap this useless award Joor angry
Every year its Messi VS Ronaldo, and they keep passing the awards to eachother like its their birth right . Are they the only footballers in the planet? angry

My Cousin Aremu Emeka Badmus has scored 129 goals in the Macedonia league and he doesn't even get nominated! sad
If I hear pim about this stupid about ehnn but the OP & the M?D & supporters of the thread will DBF grin ( see my moniker for translation)


Pim !
Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2017
dotcomnamename:
[s]1. History would ask how a Ronaldo keenly contested the most individual coveted prize in football against your all time great such that he won it just as the same amount as him.
2. History would ask how a young, charismatic, onetime Lisbon player took the Premier League by storm to become a force, left for Spain to become a phenom.
3. History would ask how Ronaldo scored 50 goals in six consecutive seasons in the same league Messi is known for when he clearly could not do same.
4. History would ask how a Ronaldo was the first player in the history of the La liga to score against every team in a single season where Messi had been playing prior his arrival in 2009.
5. History would ask why Ronaldo won a senior national silverware while your so-called all time great cost his team a final by shooting a penalty kick into the sky, cried like a sissy and announced his retirement because he could not handle failure.
6. History would also ask why Ronaldo was announced the most complete footballer alive when Messi played in his era.
7. History would ask why Messi refused to play elsewhere but Barcelona while Ronaldo moved from Lisbon to Manchester United, became the club's iconic star and moved to Real to become goalkeeper's nightmare.
8. History would ask how a Ronaldo overtook Messi in the Champions League all time scoring chart to become its all time goal scorer.


Ronaldo would not only go down as an inspiration to players who are not regarded, but would be regarded as the best thing to happen to goal scoring feats in modern day football. One word best describe him and that is GENUIS.

Educate yourself, biko: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_FIFA_Football_Awards

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Mynd44
Mukina2
Lalasticlala[/img][/s]



I understand your exceptional LOVE for C.Ronaldo. But prove all you want, wail all you want. Messi is still superior to C.Ronaldo in football. He's the king and doctor of football.



Guy ..you are the one blinded by your love for messing up sorry I meant messi ..
Its obvious that Ronald surpasses messi ...the guy na legend ..years to come he will be remembered .the only time messing will come up is when reference is bein made to those that were his rivals but could not keep up
Sorry..accept my condolence over the death of your icon's success ....I advise you move to our camp we can squeeze you in if you behave your self

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Sports / Re: Ballon D'or 2017 Live Thread (Thursday December 7th @ 6:45pm) by lazygal: 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2017
Sanchez01:


Factfile
The Ballon d’Or is the award given to the best player in the world.

This year 30 players have been nominated although it is likely to go to one of the big two.

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the only winners of the award in its current form.

You need to go back to 2007 to find a different winner when Kaka topped Ronaldo and Messi - who finished second and third respectively.

And the pair are expected to head the votes again this year with Ronaldo winning the Champions League and La Liga double in May.

Ronaldo is the big favourite but we'll find out later today if he's drawn level with Messi.

When is the 2017 Ballon d’Or awards?

The 62nd edition Ballon d'Or will be held on Thursday, December 7.

The ceremony kicks-off at 6.45pm GMT, 7.45pm local time.

Where is the 2017 Ballon d’Or awards?

The ceremony is held in Paris.

Who will present the Ballon d’Or?

Former Tottenham and Newcastle winger David Ginola will present the awards ceremony.

Who will win the Ballon d’Or?

Cristiano Ronaldo is the big favourite after another stunning year.

If he is victorious he will join Lionel Messi on five Ballon d’Ors.

Similarly if Messi comes second, he will join Ronaldo on five second places.

Last year Neymar came third and he may do again.

How do you win the Ballon d’Or?

The Ballon d’Or is held by French Football magazine and they ask 173 journalists from all over the world to vote.

PS: Ballon d'Or 2017 will be at 4:30 PM - 8:30 PM



God please give Rinaldo ,my darling the award ..he so Mich deserves it.hardworking and grounded ....neymar indeed when did he come he better wait for next 3 years
Celebrities / Re: Mairama Indimi And Mustafa Masango Pre-Wedding Photos by lazygal: 5:28pm On Dec 07, 2017
AHTIFA:
ALLAH YABA DA ZAMAN LAFIA.........


Out of jealousy ,I won't say aameen tongue
Celebrities / Re: Mairama Indimi And Mustafa Masango Pre-Wedding Photos by lazygal: 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2017
biacan:
Wow the groom is so handsome...... e fine con get money pass 99% of guys wey dey nairaland hands down


Aunty nairaland is a faceless forum how u come take know who fine and who rich?
Car Talk / Re: The Top 10 Concept Cars Of 2017 (Photos) by lazygal: 5:25pm On Dec 07, 2017
Small small we go soon reach there... Cars that fly from one country to the other ...
Politics / Re: Damishi Sango Kidnapped With His Son On Their Way To PDP Convention by lazygal: 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2017
Keneking:
Politics 2019 would be dirty angry angry


The signs are as clear as daylight ..my greatest pity ,fear,anger is on the lives that would be lost ..either for rituals or any other reason ...

If I mention setting now I go get ban
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Boards His CR7 Private Jet In Style (Pictured) by lazygal: 4:20pm On Dec 07, 2017
dotbaba86:
I really love this guy...base on his hard work


Honestly !he has really worked hard.. He is does not take anything for granted and keeps pushing himself further
.
I see this man going places even when he has retired from food ball ..he is a commercial success... Looks,weight ,height ,photogenic,charismatic,humble ,friednly .....the guy is just bankable


HE IS SOMEONE YOUCAN INVEST YOUR MONEY AND YOU KNOW YOU WILL RETIRE WELL OFF HIM
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Visit To Kano: Funny Pictures by lazygal: 4:01pm On Dec 07, 2017
AHTIFA:
is obvious you don't know kano and what buhari mean for the north.


What he "meant" you mean
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Visit To Kano: Funny Pictures by lazygal: 4:00pm On Dec 07, 2017
AceRoyal:
Was expecting to see something spectacular!
Who else has notice that since when Atiku decamped from APC to PDP, BMC and APC have been trying so hard to prove that PMB still has the support of the north.
In the past APC and BMC will flood Nairaland and the internet with pictures of mammoth crowd welcoming PMB and all, but now they tried so hard to get one or two good pictures.

tongue



Pmb should expect a very difficult race and even if he mistakenly wins the margin will be narrow
Atiku is a wounded lion right now and so really aggressive and angry ..should he even agree to step down he will do all it takes to hit APC.
Any one but BUHARI is my slogan right now
Politics / Re: 2019: Kano People Are In My Pocket - Buhari Boasts by lazygal: 3:58pm On Dec 07, 2017
Ebullience:


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2017/12/people-kano-pocket-buhari/amp/


May your doubts be cleared the way PDP got their doubts 100% cleared
This man actually feels he is doing a good job and we love him..I don't blame him

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Fashion / Re: Tips! Tips!! Tips!!!! How To Earn Extra Income In This Recession by lazygal: 3:45pm On Dec 07, 2017
lewalee:

"""""Years ago growing up as the daughter of a civil servant, I always heard my dad complain about Federal government. ..."Oh they are yet to read the budget so we can't get paid now" "Our allowances are hanging due to one ministry or the other" Then i made up my minbd i didn't want to work with Federal government or any government at that because of strikes and all.
Fast forward i graduated and got a job in a one man business (private owned business) with expectation that there won't be same ish as my growing up days, but alas same stories. My colleagues and I complained from one pay day to the other. It got so bad we got ourselves an anthem "MI O LE WAKU, MI O LE PARAMI , MO TI GBIYANJU MO TI SEWON MOLE SHE ALUBARIKA NI KOKO. lol. Complaints Complaints Complaints front back and centre.
Fast forward I got into a partnership, my partners promised me so much at the onset of our relationship. Premised on my past experience i didn't expect any better.
Fast forward 2 years later my partners developed a chronic problem that is affecting our partnership and changing all i believe in and my life as as well. What is the chronic problem "OVER DÈLIVER".
My partners promised me I will look great, I do with organic products
My partners promised me i will make money, i make money monthly in addition to cash award awoof of 900k within a year. 
My partners promised me fun, i have been having great fun since 2014 when we started the partnership. Local and international fun events:
In March they took me to EKo Hotel and Suites, few days time they are taking me to Oriental Hotels, Early next year they are taking me to Tinapa Calabar. In August my partners treated me to an all Expenses paid trip to Sweden and Denmark (my first trip outside Nigeria)
Few months time they are taking me to Ghana. To crown it all i just got another ticket to an all Expenses paid trip to 2 continents (Europe and Asia), 3 Countries (Greece, Italy and Turkey), 4 cities (Mykonos, Ephesus, Rome and Athens). The beautiful thing about this is that am not going alone am going with my spouse( 2nd honeymoon ) winks. All paid for by my partner.
Do you see my partners have a big problem of Over delivering on promises.
Care to know who my Over delivering partner is........ORIFLAME NIGERIA 
You know another thing, they are looking for more partners to spoil. Oriflame is not tired of paying its partners big time. If you are ready to do what it takes, then Oriflame is prepared to pay you as well!

If you know you can start this journey, all you need i



s N13,500 or N23,500 to begin. Your choice!


Contact Akinyemi Joy on 08132674330  if you want to be a partner. Nothing to loose. Everything to gain.

#oriflameluxurylifestyle #joygbelepawo ‎#profitablepartnership """



Aunty even if with out stating people know the truth. This ain't negative but the truth...I don't remember calling you a scammer or anything to tarnish your image

Any way is that your picture? You take style fine
Politics / Re: Photo Of Buhari, Dangote And Danbilki In Kano. See Caption by lazygal: 1:25pm On Dec 07, 2017
AnodaIT:
Which of them is Dangote


First on the left hand side ...
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Unveils His House In Okene, His Hometown (Photos) by lazygal: 1:23pm On Dec 07, 2017
anonimi:


Maybe NOT legitimately earn really big.
Maybe LOOT really big and deprive the people of roads, schools, electricity, water, hospitals, jobs etc. embarassed embarassed


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2900978_nigeria_jpeg4ee84b7726a847792475badcbc938fb7


I have been looking for you..politics aside ,can u recommend places where I can go for training in skills as an entrepreneur such as business strategies,plans,marketing,finance etc?
I can't seem to get in Nigeria so am forced to look to dubai and u.k...
Romance / Re: Commissioner For Slay Queens & Sexiness: Lady Declares Herself, Shares Photos by lazygal: 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2017
HEFAIROHLUWA:
This country is just getting crazier everyday. We have other important things to do, to achieve and here is someone pushing this nonsense on frontpage. Nairaland is becoming a disgrace. Seems it high time man relocate. cry



Hmmm I just created a post now undr education iam practically begging them to push it to FP .I hope they agree..see the useless ones that make FP I no longer go under shock when I see the ones that make fp

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Education / Institutions To Get Extensively Trained In Skills As An Entrepreneur by lazygal: 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2017
Please can any one suggest an institution where I get get extensively trained in business plan development ,strategies,marketing ,financial skills etc
I have been searching and my only options are now overseas

Cc
Lalasticlacla
Mynd44

Lala and mynd pls you guys should assist to make this FP am sure many will gain from the info.mynd ,I know I pick on you but don't use this as a reason not to assist .
Fashion / Re: Tips! Tips!! Tips!!!! How To Earn Extra Income In This Recession by lazygal: 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2017
kell13:
Nice post!!
But then people keeps on coming with new businesses.
Honestly, just confused of these business stuff with the one that really works.



Exactly ! First it was gnld ,forever ,oriflame ....thus gold scheme can't remember the name
Best thing us to art up your own business and push it rather than push someone else busness
Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by lazygal: 11:43am On Dec 07, 2017
Bigii:
I caught this idiot on my way home this night. I saw it running and I flashed my phone light; immediately, it surrender and fold itself and I picked it.

Lalasticlala meat don ready grin grin



Guy you funny oo so even for night you dey flash for animal to kill and eat ..the porcupine spikes ni even fear you

May we not invite witches to our homes using our own hands
Crime / Re: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by lazygal: 11:30am On Dec 07, 2017
Seahawk:
sell your phone and buy sense


The kind of sense you have definitely I can buy with out selling phone or any of my properties..
My sense on the other hand can't be bought maybe becasue its easy to get simply by thinking deep,being realistic and reading also

Stay blessed,hon wink
Crime / Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband In Abuja After Argument Over Socks. Photos by lazygal: 10:51pm On Dec 06, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:





Did Putin kill any of his wives despite his power? Did Trump despite his money?

Now reverse the situation if it was the wives that had access to nuclear weapons, snipers, gendarmerie & soldiers.

Keep looking for excuses where none exists.



*Kim Jong-Un is the North Korea leader.


The qustion mark after Kim name was not as per questioning who he is but more like for real ? Thst man is an authoritarian, oppressor ...media are not even allowed to write about details of his wife whom am quite sure is scared to death of him


Your first point has not bearing to your second point.however do have a blessed life
Crime / Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Her Husband In Abuja After Argument Over Socks. Photos by lazygal: 7:12pm On Dec 06, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:
Slay queens strike again.

I won't say anything this time.




Fuvk it, I MUST say something.

These women have long hidden under the "weaker sex" tag as I have always said.

We are equals. Men are not stronger than them.

They should not be treated lightly.

I'm still wondering how far someone will provoke me before I decide to disfigure him/her for life.

Its no coincidence that women are rarely given prominent / controlling positions worldwide regardless of race, or religion. Even when they are in power, adequate measures are taken to ensure they do not fall out of control.

This is not discrimination. This is because it is FACT that women are known to act irrationally & almost always abuse the authority bestowed upon them to intimidate others.

Every religion relegates women to the background. Its not a Christian or Islam or Buddha thing. Its nature.

Women reason emotionally instead of logically.

If women were running the world, we would have gone extinct by now from nuclear wars.

How many women can withstand insults, provocations and even mild assault from the opposition and still stay calm like the Obamas, Trumps, Putins & Kims? They would have erupted in a emotional rage and blown this fragile planet away without thinking of the repercussions.

Putin and wife divorced
Trump 4+th marriage abi na 3rd and they staying v together based on agreement
Michelle almost divorced Obama
Which kim?

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Crime / Re: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by lazygal: 5:45pm On Dec 06, 2017
Joshrob:

bauchi state...
am not one of those people that say what they know nothing about..this is what I witness..
so stop the insult,I don't like it.



..
Oya sorry grin....but sha oo.. North is not like before .the bauchi y are talking about I know it very well..they look down on women too much in that state maybe that's y its constantly top 5 in highest poverty and unemployment States in Nigeria
How ever north isn't as you as stating it has really changed . their is no more "kunya" like before
Once again am sorry
Celebrities / Re: Johnny Creed Committed Suicide After Failing To Get 10K Download - Friend by lazygal: 11:42am On Dec 06, 2017
Vinstel:
Am I supposed to type RIP for this fool?


Abeg just type it for typing sake .u can say,rip fool
Car Talk / Re: Petrol Scarcity Again? It's Time For Nigerians To Go Electric by lazygal: 11:39am On Dec 06, 2017
DrMuzungu:


More than sure. In my home country, the population is under 10 million. The total generating capacity of all power plants is around 8500 MW. That means that we generate, on average, 850W per citizen. here, power cuts are not longer than 10-20 minutes PER YEAR, and only for regular maintenance works. So basically, we have 24/7/365 power supply.

Nigeria has a much larger population. let's say, it's around 180 million. The highest recorded production in recent years was at something between 4500 and 5000 MW, meaning that Nigeria generates 27W per citizen. That is well over 31 times less. So, in fact, my initial rough estimation was overoptimistic. Nigeria serves only around 3% of all power needs.

That means that Nigeria has to increase the PRODUCTION of electric energy over 30 times to reach that level. The entirely different story is how many households have access to what was known as NEPA before. Many do not have it, so even building so many new power plants would not be enough.

Nigeria has to build plants, 30 time more plants in fact, but to also build almost from scratch the power distribution network, to connect even the most distant small village to it, and to re-build existing systems which are a big mess.


Your home country is where ? Kenya or sa?
Crime / Re: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by lazygal: 8:42am On Dec 06, 2017
plessis:
But what will they charge him for?


Daring to speak the minds of millions thereby placing them at cross roads with possible sanctions from international organizations which will in turn cost them businesses such as great decline in tourists,morally decayed countries like us refusing trades with them and etc
Crime / Re: Egyptian Lawyer Al-Wahsh Jailed For "Lady Wearing Ripped Jeans Deserve Rape" by lazygal: 8:39am On Dec 06, 2017
brightalo17:
A lawyer still he is not intelligent.

Who says intelligence is tied to profession ?

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