₦airaland Forum

Jiang:
This reminded me of my older bro, when mobile phones were really expensive i took his phone & ended up damaging the whole thing, at that time 30k no be small beans woh, i was expecting him to shower me with insults & curses.

But he just smiled & said " its the will of God, it can happen even if the phone was with me"

From dat day, i think he is the coolest dude i ever know in my whole life, up to this day

HungerBAD:
Soon and very soon.

The United Nations Will declare all male 18 and above,as endangered species in Rivers State.

Just as they will soon declare all children living in Kano,as endangered too. Just yesterday,a 6 months baby was molested in Kano and another was burnt with a hot pressing Iron.

Rivers State is so synonymous with deaths,that we are no longer moved by anything there again. Infact,if in a week some heads are not chopped off,or one community/youth leader hacked down brutally, we would be forced to ask them in Rivers if everything is okay there.

Violence and Death is the new normal in Rivers now.

Rivers State is the new "Merchant Of Deaths" in Nigeria,and my condolences to everybody that lives there.

lazygal:
Total moisture? It actually moisturiser well and had vitamin b in it also soften skin when intensive was brought in many pple complained.
I really don't get y companies wakevup and change what is perfect,olay did it and is losing customers,jergens follow do am too haba

funmisticqueen:
I personally am not a cream person, it makes me sweat,I prefer body oils instead, tired of using coconut oil, pls recommend some good body oils.

funmisticqueen:
the oats wasn't nice, it left a sticky feel to the skin, that is why it was altered

stane007:
more pics

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

Noblesoul123:
I can't see the royal agbero in their midst.

I guess the lagoon oba wasn't invited in order to avoid a repetition of his royal style of greeting.

beardlessdude:
i don ask God tire oo

Ayofaks:
Well that means they're naturally dark.

beardlessdude:
sister abeg i fit use juju grow beard

Ayofaks:
High % bawo? What kind of complaints?

Ayofaks:
Oga get shea butter...pls original Shea butter not all those you put down and ants wld start crawling all over cos it's been mixed with something else

goldedprince:
i can believe it if one tells me he can do some jazz like make people fail in what ever they do etc. but for the kind of jazz we see on tv where people disappear etc, i dont believe it, if anyone has that jazz, let him proof it. am ready to pay any amount to see him proof it.
well it all proofs my point that the type of jazz portrayed on tv and movies dosnt exist

obinna58:
Rise ur brain
All this spiritual stuffs were made up in order to guide the existence of God

goldedprince:
this is the first time i am reading a nairaland post, page to page. i read this to the last and i must say i wasnt impressed.
i am an agnostic. not, i didnt say am an atheist . find out the difference before you start ranting.
as an agnostic, i neither believe in the existence of jazz or non existence of jazz. all i want is life and physical proofs.
i have travelled far and wide searching for proofs of these so called jazz. most of what i see are tricks. i have even been to india and some asian countries to see how true black magic is and i must say, am not impressed.
for now, i am ready to visit anyone that claims he has some good jazz that will convince me that there is actually jazz.
i am ready to pay any amount involved to get this proved. i also got a few of my european friends around that are real skeptics. so if you can prove it to us we will be happy. yes you will be rewarded with good cash (atleast 300k) too if you are real.
so now , lets stop the talking and get into action.

iamkingzlee:
I believe there is 'Jazz' oh. Sometime 2015, i had this friend, we were walking together through pencinema to see someone at Agege. his phone was snatched and ofcourse, the thief ran. Guy man wasn't even bothered atall, na me even come dey worry on him behalf. He later told me the thief will bring his phone back to him same place, same time the next day. I went with him the next day to see what magic he had in mind to perfom to get his phone back but like he said; truly, the thief returned the phone begging on bended knees. This one no be sey them say, i saw it with my big eyes. He later told me it was 'Jazz'

Horllamideh:
I believe jazz exist, my Dad once came back from a trip to a market in Osun state, I noticed two mark on his neck just like a slight scratch with blade....I asked him abt it but he said nothing. Fastfowarded to Sunday, my Dad came out for testimony and narrated how a guy accosted him when they stop to eat around midnight close to their destination and threatened to use cutlass on him, the man raised the machete and brought it down twice.....Dad told the church all he heard was like two metals clanging. come and see how people dey laff for church cos they didn't believe my Dad no get charm....An Ogbomoso man.

obinna58:
So juju is real and only 25% on this thread were able to tell their stories
Its seems African juju can never upgrade



Let's kindly take a moment of silence for all those who were successfully tricked into believing in juju

kimbra:
I have seen juju in action. One Abòki passed by a lady and according to her, she was avoiding him but he deliberately came in physical contact with her. She felt a goosebump immediately he touched her, he turned to look at him again and he accelerated his movement. Then she went after him and started screaming that why did he touch her. People gathered, then sent two ladies to follow the woman to a toilet to check her body parts. Lol, her vagina was missing and the women confirmed it. People started beating the man and was asked to replace it. He said he couldn't till the police arrived and took him and the lady away.

This happened in PH, Orazi to be precise and I was a witness.

abbeycial:
damn...GOD is really patient with humans.

rip young one.

mr1759:
nor be this buhari regime, everybody is discovering his talent this time even me, I go soon open saloon, please if you know any good cream let me know

mr1759:
nor be this buhari regime, everybody is discovering his talent this time even me, I go soon open saloon, please if you know any good cream let me know

mr1759:
am a man, my daughter is going to eight years, are u saying I should not rub her cream to maintain her dark skin?