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Edoziesmart:
and who cares.

useless post making front page all time.
seun try and mentor your mods to stop pushing irrelevant post here.

Tire oooooo...worst of all they don't even know how to ban at all

GibsonB:
Nollywood actress Nse Ikpe-Etim turned plus one yesterday and the actress shared this stunning photo of herself to mark the day, However what is catching my attention is the unsual prayer she's made, The wife and screen diva took to her IG and asked God to stop her from been a talkative..

May her prayer be answered.. Read the birthday prayer below!

Lord, thou knowest better than myself that I am growing older and will soon be old. Keep me from becoming too talkative, and especially from the unfortunate habit of thinking that I must say something on every subject and at every opportunity.

Release me from the idea that I must straighten out other peoples' affairs. With my immense treasure of experience and wisdom, it seems a pity not to let everybody partake of it. But thou knowest, Lord, that in the end I will need a few friends.

Keep me from the recital of endless details; give me wings to get to the point.

Grant me the patience to listen to the complaints of others; help me to endure them with charity. But seal my lips on my own aches and pains -- they increase with the increasing years and my inclination to recount them is also increasing.

I will not ask thee for improved memory, only for a little more humility and less self-assurance when my own memory doesn't agree with that of others. Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally I may be wrong.

Keep me reasonably gentle. I do not have the ambition to become a saint -- it is so hard to live with some of them -- but a harsh old person is one of the devil's masterpieces.

Make me sympathetic without being sentimental, helpful but not bossy. Let me discover merits where I had not expected them, and talents in people whom I had not thought to possess any. And, Lord, give me the grace to tell them so.

Amen
Margot Benary-Isbert #birthdayblessings #birthdayblues #thankful


News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/10/lord-stop-me-from-be-talkative-actress.html

This woman is just fine and sexy ..I so like her

motun2017:
not suprised! women are their own enemies

True but let's D as on much as what this lady did was bad but as long as in law is the case here,she must have endured so much from this girl ...and definitely not minor as stated.
Her temper got the worst out of her buf we thank God the lady is still alive
I personally can't allow my in-laws live with me ,I just can't ..I remember a friend of mine who called off her wedding becasue the husband insisted his mother will stay with them for ever

Mysselff2:
Just the same way I'm wondering as to your upbringing abi? I hate chicken-hearted peeps wey go price trouble and when you sell small gee them,they will scamper behind moderators to report.Well FVCK that,no be nairaland?? We don tey for here and we can build a thousand house here in one day if need be, so mod banning na ode eshi
Dey your lane abeg

OK ooo no vex.. Don't forget to invite me for the house waing party.. Am sure the house will be absolutely something else

Cree:
Do I look like a beautician to u? I am here to learn. You are doing a good job and I love it

How I go take know whether u be beautician, I don c your face before ?......smart way of avoiding to do your assignment

[quote author=khiaa post=61680295][/quote]Hmmmm...what ever sweetens your coffee,dear

SalamRushdie:
Mention one thing he stole from you and I apologise

Salam Rushdie....don't be fooled by the likes ...the forum is over run by kids.
Mention one thing abacha ,obasanjo or Jonathan stole ...
Get the message ? Now please stop making a fool of your self


One doesn't need to outrightly steal that's for novice..you simply award your self directly or indirect contracts or deviate funds .there are smarter ways of stealing no one steals directly

Like him or hate him ..the young man is making waves and calling in the $$$ ..he might be childish at times bit the guy get the talent and the success

anuoluwapo884:
Attention seeker my people how possible is that try another one on this u lied

People need to understand figures of speech... Its a deliberate exaggeration to buttress her point on how excited she was haba.. What is attention seeking there again ?

Prectega:
your moniker says it all..

what a pity!

Great pity oooo my bro..stay blessed

Atiku2019:
Na she block vehicles on Ikoyi-Lekki?

How? say who she be ? An area like that won't allow a cheap thing cause delay in their bourgeoise activities ...

EvilMetahuman:
nigga, I don't believe in nonsense.


Prove that god created food or houses I built myself?

I don't need to ,look at your self .myouvar a proof ..don't fool your self ...God is giving you a long rope and allowing you to tie your self ....pray you repent before hand else hmmmm

dominique:
And he kept it in his mind for a whopping two years, this guy must be full of bile.

We are only humans I don't blame him ...

Shakushaku1:
Nigga is always pained when corrected, imagine fuckin two years ago... This kid gotta grow up

Biko ,nobody shld yab reekado.TOO MANY FAKE PEOPLE WHO DO NoT SEE ANY RELEVANCE IN YOU BUT ONCE YOU HAMMER OR YOUR PAPA BECOMES GOVERNOR OR MINSITER EVERY BASTARD GO DEY PRAISE YOU OR CLAIM TO KNOW YOU

ITS POSSIBLE REEKADO KNOWS WHO THE PE RSON BEHIND THE HANDLE IS. I LOVE REEKADO FOR KEEPING IT REAL
I DONT BELIEVE In BEING DIPLOMATIC ..KEEP YOUR FAKe DIPLOMACY, i BELIEVE IN CALLING YOU OUT. LET HIM RELISH IN the 5 MINS FAME THAT REEKADO GAVE HIM ..RUBBISH
NOW THAT REEKADO DON MAKE AM HE NOW KNOWS HIM ABI?

EvilMetahuman:
Rip to her.

The doctor sha! Is he a doctor or a pastor?


The hypocrisy; he praised god for allowing a woman with ovarian cyst and giant fibroid to get pregnant, but he didn't blame the same god that punished the woman for 14years and extra 9months before killing her after rigorous child birth pain.



The unblamable sadist God we serve!

Wahala dey with this I believe you serve no God but am quite sure you involve in traditional rites to hasten your progress ..that means u still serve a superior being

Why not totally live on your own any thing created by God including man and Hs creations be it houses or,food,etc then don't use his natural assistance be it water or air and then you can confidently call him devil if you want

BeeBeeOoh:
You that is "Worn In" are you married??

So much bitterness whatcis going on in this world for goodness sake ..if you want some thing aim for it and work towards it .. Y hate on people ?
Am just flabbergasted stall this bitterness

tyup:
and why is she shinning teeth in the 4th picture after using jazz on the innocent man

Haba ! Is white man not human can't they fall for who they want again ? Thee is no big deal in hitching an oyinbo ,chief

Skinglow:
Hi everyone,please I send this mail on behalf of my sister in law,she has been crying for weeks.

She works with a school somewhere in Ogun state,the school has a creche for staff where she keeps her 5months old baby,now the issue is that the creche was moved from a cubicle to a slightly bigger room directly beside the school's poultry,the smell that oozes into the creche is sickening in her words,she said they only pack the poo once in a week,which makes the smell bad,a new staff who joined said she can't bring her child cos of the smell,this was the awakening call,she has been moody and crying for weeks ,she dsnt have help and she can't resign(the job is really needed),they spoke with their director's p.a so he can talk to him,Bt so far nothing,he then told her and other worried parents in confidence that they should involve external body like Ministry of health cos the man is making so much from there and he won't bulge,but she dosnt know how to go about it, please help us,cos of the long term adverse effect on these children.
God bless ,please Help!!!

They really should involve the ministry of health as advised.. What rubbish I don't know y some people. Are so selfish .....I'd the creche free so what nonsense?

Tell the to stop crying and take actions in fact let them flood it on social media ..blogs ,including pictures ..let them also tag necessary organizations ..in less han a month they will see wonders of God

mayor2upra:
My sister i smell something unpleasant.

Come and inject me for it...

kennygee:
I've seen a lemon tree, there are several around my house.

Madam ,can't I talk about my own again ..did I say jolemon tree around ..but mine has really big lemons .atleast be happy for me naa

Factfinder1:
Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe, has created a ministry to punish “rats” who make use of the cyberspace to attack his government.

Appointed as Head of this new Cyber Security, Threat Detection, and Mitigation Ministry is Patrick Chinamasa who is a former Finance minister.

Zimbabweans have joked about the development, claiming Chinamasa’s appointment makes him the “Minister of WhatsApp and Facebook”.

However, Chinamasa’s first job, it seems, is to get rid of, or regulate the use of Whatsapp and Facebook, raising serious concerns over freedom of expression, access to information and a clampdown on social media messaging.

Zimbabwe actually did, in fact, issue new rules on using WhatsApp, in the country. The rules order groups to be registered and for the administrator of the group to have government level clearance.

It can be argued that Mugabe issued these new rules in order to tone down the rate of inflation in the country via rumors but one can’t but wonder if it isn’t to maintain Mugabe’s 37-year reign, so he could clinch another victory in 2018 presidential elections.

Source: http://ogashub.com.ng/mugabe-appoints-minister-whatsapp-facebook-zimbabwe/

My bellle oooooo lwkmd ..this is a joke right ?

kennygee:
Making yoghurt? Where the time na?

I want to start eating broccolis and cauliflower, we don't try out other exotic vegetables in this part of the world, make I taste as e be.

Honestly do u know a lot these diseases ehn,a good diet can prevent ...eating fig alone is veryvgood for digestive system..I need to have an orchard ..if you seey lemon tree honestly u go shock.y lemons are sooo big even theangoes sef look as ic they were induced so big !

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These fabrics are lovely oooo...but what do u mean by repping per season ?

Olalan:
Good info, natural foods surpasses the junks we all consume these days.

Cabbages and broccoli also ..beetroot if you can get your hands on it

kennygee:
Good yoghurt and almonds are expensive, avocado is seasonal.

Sweet ,you fit make your yoghurt ..almond usually I wait for .y pals travelling then ask them to buy itsxway cheaper ..I get it often due to those frequenting dubai

Divay22:
I wonder how Docs feels when such things happen...

My gynae said they are trained for that buy no matter what they feel it as time goes they learn to conceal it ....
I really feel for doctors bit they should know that life and death is from God ...they can only try their best

Kudos to all the hardworking dedicated doctors

RIPEnglish:
Lazy peoples like you will not understood. Don't worried.

wetin cause this insult now ? Because of my name? At least for me to ask means am willing to learn

That was really harsh of you. God dey

Cree:
Yea

You wetin be yea? Iya as your punishment send oils that can be mixed to give one a beautifully moisturised skin and glow ..I have but I dey wait for you

I don't like How you people are behaving we are all supposed to contribute to this and yet na only me dey send posts..am I the only dark person in Nigeria ?


See your fine faces over there any one that views with out even saying hello,wall gecko will appear to him

bloodmoneyspita:
I thought senator saraki is from the North, why is his daughter named tosin.?

Kwara as much as its north central is still a Yoruba state ....northerners do not consider them as northerners ..that's just a he truth,ask them they themselves will tell you

So

Saheed9:
What's the fuss about?
since she's not a Muslim

When it ocnes. To Yoruba ,every one knows they inter marry with the Christians ..there is no compulsion in religion

Abike dabiri herself married a Christian ....how ever led them not turn religion principles to a joke ...that wedding is to be blessed in a church that's all no Alfa is to do any thing that's just how its supposed To be

eceemon:
Lols or better still take the certificate and give them start up capitals to start up something!!!

Abi..boi is not helping matters at all.. I expect our private sectors to assist our graduates honestly but theyvare so selfish