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Simitrendy:
This Facebook user lamented about how she encountered with one chance robbery while she was going to Kubuwa. May God protect us all

nkwuocha1:
No he won't. I only wished him well according to Islam.

nkwuocha1:
Can't believe this shiit? Punch dey wail too
Wishing our president a successful ajanaah. May almighty Allah grant him Ajanaah. Ameen

Hati13:
No, because there is no God to begin with.

rotormast:
God bless you.

rotormast:
Just take the answer i gave you. I was recently promoted from ASP to DSP. You can earn up to 200k or more if you are a specialist.

WotzupNG:
The crowd that came to watch Pasuma perform can be compared to what is obtainable at APC/PDP political rallies. The Oganla did give the crowd what they came for as he displayed some shoki moves and had the show going with his hoarse voice. The show took place in Gbagi, Ibadan.


http://wotzup.ng/see-the-large-crowd-that-came-to-watch-pasuma-perform/

jashar:
don't be insensitive. that's not funny @alll...... be human.

ellagabs:
chai!!! c insult o!
u cald me lazy but ur moniker na "lazygal"... anyways i dont do insults online.

abeg i fit get fresh palm wine from u so?

NLandIsHypocrit:
Is that one still a news? Buhari will never preside any FEC meeting, I mean forever and ever.

ellagabs:
"When she was 9 months, my husband put his manhood in her mouth"..

hehehe d man dey test d depth of his daughter's mout

AutoReportNG:
Boarding taxis in Lagos may come with mixed feelings. There are 2 different types of taxis in the Lagos metropolis, the government controlled through the NURTW which are mostly in yellow and black stripes and the private owned types, these are mostly in good conditions and their approach to customers are quite impressive unlike the yellow cab where 85% of the drivers are mostly old men who are in their 50s or 60s. Boarding a taxi may require some extra tips for newbies or those who have been used to the system, as the adage says, Life is a teacher, the more we live, the more we learn. The following tips may help you in making a right decision.

1. Negotiate your price before you board the taxi
Nothing gets these guys more mad than when you refuse to give the their correct fare, a lady was humilated somewhere around Apapa last month just because of 500 naira, the driver agreed on 3000 while the lady said she can only pay 2500, it got messier when its time to pay and she paid 2500. Please before you begin your journey, make sure you both reach a concesus.

2. Don't board a taxi from the road side
Boarding taxies from the road side can be dangerou most times as someone may fall into hands of kidnappers or robbers, it is advisable you board mostly in the park, investigation however shows that boarding at parks maybe expensive compared to the ones you pick at the roadside, but in a situation where safety and lives are involved, its better you pay the utitimate price to stay alive. Most of these union members know their selves and they can esaily be traced unlike those on the road that you neither know their park or their routes.

3. Avoid travelling with huge cash
It was reported in the news last month of how a foreigner was robbed by an Uber driver just because he saw the huge sum of money the lady was holding. These drivers were human too, they may be tempted to play the fast track on you even through they are real and geniue drivers, don't tempt them by been too flashy or too bulky, its advisable you travel light, if you have to move around with cash, do all your dealings online or if you must, go with your personal car.

4. Arm yourself with a weapon or a self-defence
When I say weapon, its not neccessarily a gun, knife or any dangerous item. Self defence is preparing yourself for any unforeseen event that may want to come your way. Imagine you boarding a taxi and the driver is trying to molest you as a lady, you can arm yourself with a pepper spray in your bag and try to run. Pepper spray is an handy and portable spray you can take along with you. This is mostly useful for our ladies, we live in the end of the age.

5. Be awake and try to be alert.
People who are mostly robbedor kidnapped are mostly those who sleep in the vechicle. You told the driver you are going to Lekki and 5 mins into the trip you are far asleep, any driver with an evil agenda may likely use this to either rob you or do something nasty. It is advisable you should be security conscious and you should be able to direct the driver in case you noticed he is going outside the normal route.

6. Pray before you enter any vechicle
This may look funny and quite hillirious to some. Nigerians believe in the power of prayers. Have you ever seen a scernio whereby your spirit does not board a particular cab/bus and later on you find out it has an accident. Prayers help in averting some evils and horrible things you may encounter on the way. So before you enter that cab, why can't you say a little prayer based on your belief. Prayer works!! All is well.


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/05/boarding-taxi-in-lagos-read-this.html

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Seun
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

Rilwayne001:
Fidelis Chalokwo

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modelmike7:
This is serious

BERNIMOORE:
yeah anyone that the presidency wants to use as Judas or whistleblower in the senate should take note, no-nonsense saraki/Dino Alliance will show them the exit door and shut out for long months without sitting allowance transport allowance plus other mende-mende, they should go and get that from presidency, so Proposed whistleblowers where do your loyalty belong? presidency or senate? Even Oluremi Tinubu has Succumb to the senate forces and she dey take her pay home sharperly! While brother Ndume became Baba Ndagbe: living alone

marryjesus:
The travails of immediate-past Senate leader, Ali Ndume, may be far from over as Senate President, Bukola Saraki, yesterday, removed him as chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) committee.


In his place, Saraki announced Chairman of the Committee on Labour, Suleiman Nazif, from Bauchi State.

“For now, there is no committee chairman on INEC. We need to get this job done. Senator Suleiman Nazif should now be the chairman of that committee. You are to report back within two weeks,” Saraki said.

Ndume was removed as Senate leader early January, 2017. He was subsequently suspended as a Senator in March, 2017, following the adoption of a report of the Committee on Ethics, Privileges and Public Petitions.
Ndume’s suspension is expected to last for six months and has not has not been seen within and around the National Assembly complex since then.

Saraki made the announcement of Ndume’s replacement when the Senate commenced moves to consider 27 names of Resident Electoral Commissioners (RECs)
Senate’s consideration of the names of the 27 RECsagainst the backdrop of President Muhammadu Buhari’s refusal to sack acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mr Ibrahim Magu.
On March 28, Senate urged president Buhari to respect its decision on Magu.

Failure to take heed, the chamber vowed it will not consider or confirm any nominations from the Presidency. Last week, the chamber received nominations of RECs from the Executive, amid fears Senate would stand its ground and refuse to work on the request.

Adopting a motion sponsored by Peter Nwaoboshi, Senate had directed Saraki to, within two weeks, convey its position about non-replacement of Magu to Buhari and report back, to allow it take further legislative action on the matter.

As at the time of filing this report, Saraki was yet to officially brief his colleagues on the outcome of his meeting with Buhari, on Magu’s stay in office as EFCC boss.

Regardless, names of the 27 REC nominees are: Prof. Godswill Obioma (Abia), Ibrahim Abdullahi (Adamawa), Alhaji Ahmad Makama (Bauchi), James Apam (Benue), Mr. Mike Igini (Delta), Dr. Nkwachukwu Orji ( Ebonyi), Dr. Illoh Chuks (Enugu), Hussaini Pai (FCT), Sadiq Musa (Kaduna), Jibrin Zarewa (Kano), Dr. (Mrs) and Asmau Maikudi (Katsina).


http://www.akelicious.com/2017/05/saraki-removes-ndume-as-committee-chair.html

three:
Somebody talk say dem don begin dey WORK FROM HOME

opethom:
Why they come look like Fulani? Abi buhari pene.......?? Let me come and be going

enemyofprogress:
mind your business

enemyofprogress:
i did the HIV test on her

PatriotTemidayo:
Hmmmmn

Just like Buhari is pretending to be sick, and the Nigerian economy is pretending to be in recession.

Are you guys trained Liars or were born with it?

Goahead:
Any one of them can unlock everything

fuckerstard:
Too much of adultery. But wait o is that sharia law or what?

youngest85:
The solution will cost you #70m and two houses in lekki

GeorgeTheCoder:
Google time again ! This time your assignment is 'Google gender'. Hint: both 'It', and 'he' are acceptable.

This is getting boring. You really should learn you know...

GeorgeTheCoder:
Ask Google. He will know.

Seriously, the level of ignorance in Nigeria is amazing

GeorgeTheCoder:
You just wrote nonsense.
Google the term 'child prodigy' and inform yourself of the possible paths her career can take and how prodigy's are employed to drive society's advancement.

ellagabs:
i concor...
hia in nigeria som stil dey batle wt 1st degree at d age of 35yrs

HungerBAD:
Another Jonathan's thread?

Lovely.

David Mark is wrong.

Goodluck Jonathan lost the election because he,and those he surrounded himself with,and that included his wife were all looting Nigeria without any care that Nigerians had to do something about it.

David Mark too was among the inner circle of those thieves,and i hope he gets his day in Court here or in Heaven.