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mikuz, how u manage put tatoo for ur manliness

studio, na so i teach you? please the joke laugh no dey inside at all

Ok

Chumak is romade (romsky)abi pomade.lol

^^oh puhlease is it a crime to state d obvious?

Where's d joke?

Studio, I mixed u dats why I came.

please close your green teeths.

why would she even think about it .puting a condom in his pocket? ah,ahn !! if she doesn't trust him, she should move on.putting a condom in his pocket is like an insult.

I don't think the guy is a "mumu" dat can't afford a condom if he wants to cheat on her with another lady.

@ STUDIO, keep looking for her. tot kunbee was ur love* just wondering*

Am fine and I no miss u at all

yes,

why r u so exicted about it?

Ermmm,this love don pass becareful,if u trully loved her as u claim u wud have known where she is.*ermmm,abi u don use her do rituals,because d way u take get money nowadays dey make me dey wonder*****

Studio,why u dey hiss like say life don tire u?

^^she had all the money for fake bossom but no money or time to invest in her reading difficulty/ability.

^^^ u mean she can't read? see olodo repping niaja.

Its a common statement we make often in "pidgin english" it goes thus: them born you/am well? OR "them no born you well, to do this or dat.

so guys translate in simple english

@efemena, any joke will do. thanks

ohh i vote for efemena. 

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i can't fit believing that efe is still askering moneys for paint. is u bought it?

me, i will using clour paint for my own placards.

^^^hehehehe.

But studio is a fine guy even with his gorimakpa head.

No mind them. they are in love.

Lol
@kunkun dear how r u doing?

Ogbono rocks!!!

Lol

*use's studio's torch to search for the joke, but the joke isn't there*

Almost same story.

my mum came visiting on a thursday and my sister wanted to see her boyfriend that weekend(saturday) because she haven't seen him for about 3 weeks(so she said).

she thought because my parents, siblings and everyone in my family knows her boyfriend, she has the right to pass the night at his house.when she came back the next day morning, my mum warned her not to sleep in a guy's house who haven't paid her bride price.my mum was so angry that when her boyfriend came to the house to see her, she told him never to allow my sister sleep over at his place again untill he has come to pay her bride price.

Though he has proposed but they are yet to fix a date for the wedding.

That "little drama"only shows how much my mum loves them.

my sis(26 yrs) and her boyfriend is 33yrs.

ur girlfriend should be happy that she has a wonderfull mother-inlaw.

seriously?

this dude is jobless.

Changes!!