^^errr. . .you mean adoltery?

Hamid O:

No o, I honestly expected something more creative from Jacky considering how strong he criticized the spa. All I want is just hangout with you guyz
and it could be inside or outside the bar.

been tied down a bit now. gonna makierrup lerra

@topic

have you ever kissed a STAMMERER?

yes,

why r u so exicted about it?

No, whether he stammers or not, kissing is the same thing.

Have you ever done it in the open.

Idowuogbo:

emm buda damizz , smack who 
dem boil lizard cook for u ?

No! dem fry am back when I dey Chong-Ching's land. *ignores her facials 'cos girls don't front for handsomez like Dammizz*
are u salivating for that recipe 'cos u think it makes me feel good?

ugly Betty:

No, whether he stammers or not, kissing is the same thing.

Have you ever done it in the open.

Nah, tho' I love it alot
Have u ever been caught while in the beautiful act?

NO cause i neva attempt it

Do you think am Lucky 4 dat

Dere‘s no such tin as luck

Do u think am right?

NO. i dont think so.but dont you think is a shame for you to be caught in that act when the person is not your spouse?

no, more like shit happens

have u ever been caught red handed cheating?

Neva cheat, so no Yes, no No

have a stammerer ever said 'I LOVE YOU' to you?

Yes , very good friend of mine
have u ever dated a stammerer

No

Wats d ish ‘bout stammerers anywae?

^^ Heaven only knows

have you seen my swthrt today?

Yes, I think so

How was your day my swthrt, Efeeeeeeeeeee sweerie

Tell me your day wasn't as stresfull as moi, was it??

No it wasnt
did i kill joy answering instead of efe

by d way efe we not flirting o , bcus u say he dey commit kidultery

Kill joy ke You murder joy o. Lol

I.d how was your day? You still never translate your sentence for me o

Are you going to do that now??

^^ No.

Idowuogbo:

No it wasnt
did i kill joy answering instead of efe

by d way efe we not flirting o , bcus u say he dey commit kidultery

No.

I say make my swthrt no commit l kery

i.e: thou shalt not look  

and yes you be madam kill joy  

how was your day sha?

Hamid O:

Yes, I think so

How was your day my swthrt, Efeeeeeeeeeee sweerie

Tell me your day wasn't as stresfull as moi, was it??

nope was quite good actually  

swthrt, have you had something to eat yet?

Yeah, had to sort myself out. Missed the e-feeding though. Lol

You no me can not leave late night snacking right, don't you??

yes my day was bad bcus u arrived efewanchuckwu , madam kill fun  
hamid dont u think its abit harsh u both pickin on me dat i kill joy
would i b rite if  i decide not to play wiv u unfriendly lots anymore?

now who's being a bit harsh??

Aunty ID - we dey joke wiff ya now

abi you don forget d day you 'n oga Tayo dey tease me

'n call me thunderous thighs??

yes i do ,dat wasnt teasing it was factual efe
have u lost kilos on dose hurricanes

Efemena_xy:

now who's being a bit harsh??

Aunty ID - we dey joke wiff ya now

abi you don forget d day you 'n oga Tayo dey tease me

'n call me thunderous thighs??

Call you whaaaaaattt

And what was your answer swthrt??


@I.d you know moi and my swthrt got plenri love for you, don't you??

no i dont wen shes here u got meaner and bully morer , like i was neva ur frnd beforer

are u always scarier wen efemwanchuckwu is around

ID!!!!!!!

Hamid O:

Call you whaaaaaattt

And what was your answer swthrt??


@I.d you know moi and my swthrt got plenri love for you, don't you??

swthrt 'tis so long ago - I don't remeber if I responded to our one 'n only area mama  

Idowuogbo:

yes i do ,dat wasnt teasing it was factual efe
have u lost kilos on dose hurricanes

some understanding friend you are!!


'n to answer your question - no, not really - the thing dey hard me nor be small

abeg nor vex say I borrow your swimsuit   **from back in the days when you were mrs El **

no i dont want it bck , efe u don stretch d tin now , dat would b useful as a circus outfit for an elephant
do u plan on replacing my sexy swimsuit

Idowuogbo:

no i dont want it bck , efe u don stretch d tin now , dat would b useful as a circus outfit for an elephant
do u plan on replacing my sexy swimsuit

Stretch wetin??

nor dey form jor! Nor be d same size two of us be?? 

Besides, I nor tell you the day you dey buy am say e go tight you for body??

anyway sha, fine if you nor want am - this blue abi na green bikini you wear fits you berra sha 

kai c massacre , efe am not white bcus i got a tan dont make me quarter cast o , anyways u no we dont wear d same size now
how whale and tilapia fit dey wear same size , babe ur yansh no fit wear catapult now , its like telling a whale to swallow tic tac

^^ c'mon stop that!

we are the same size

only difference be say you heavy pass me for[i] top 'n front[/i]

but the thing get im advantages sha - at least we nor need car jack to change tyres

your chest fit do all d work

Wicked girls!

efe my chest na float accepted but ur belle mehn 10 goliath fit use am do palace , na so d tin big like say dia Noah build hin Ark lmaooo

eldav:

Wicked girls!

^^ Like you're not enjoying the posts immensely  

er. . . how we take wicked now??

Idowuogbo:

efe my chest na float accepted but your belle mehn 10 goliath fit use am do palace , na so d tin big like say dia Noah build hin Ark lmaooo

Noah's Ark na good thing now - at least the good lord use am take save every specie of the animal kingdom

but you are right - too much of everthing is bad **even your excessive baloons**

so tomorrow, whether you like am or not - 2 of us dey jog go gym

@Efe,itz jst an xpression . , ride on joor.

Osanobua , efe y do u nid me to folow u gym ,i dey fear say na jumbolance go cum carry u if u fall down inside gym o , infact make we ask if d property sef get insurance bcus ur drop fit demarcate d whole building . my gal wiv tsunami weight , omo hamid go don get 55pack wic dis sumo job he dey do wiv ur baka