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;DLol....funny
This reminds me of my girlfriend back then..
BEWARE OF DOGS is boldly written on their gate Each time I go there I always quiver in fear The fear of rabies the beginning of wisdom

#iLove9ja
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Quakertellicus1:
Japan 8 Nigeria 0

(In my dreams )

Receive sense!!

Its time to wake up son...we done did it!
#Team9ja

Awon agba awo.. Dem fada for the gamem... Legends in the game....
2baba wikeddest
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adewumiopeyemi:
nice one i hope she wont disgrace NIgeria

BAD BELL

adewumiopeyemi:
nice one i hope she wont disgrace NIgeria

BAD BELL

Hello fellas and females,I just thought I should share this news with jambites that choose Adekunle Ajashin University Akungba Akoko AAUA as their first choice in this year's jamb 2016/2017 that the school online screening registration is on..visit ase.aaua.edu.ng/


I'm human I can make mistakes
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Uncle Lala will never move relevant post like this to FP but if na snake... make I keep shut that's not why am here


OP please update me on what they mean by "CERTIFICATES" abeg and any other relevant informations should be given asap ..

BoboFashion:
Biko, wetin be gbense?

Gbense is the act of using a long straw to suck kpekus and juice like substance in it.

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Wake me up when they use a Nigerian player... Btw the shit looks rigged why not Man_Martial?

Congrats Reus


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This na why I no fit date not to talk of marry lagos geh dem spoil pass spoil! na to suck their kpekus comot eye

Who fit scam scammer...I never see ooo!

Iyke's Camera is dopper than Banky's own my observation tho I won't tell them to goan marry,they've their reasons
Btw Iyke be like bachelor's life is the best I suck any kpekus at sight Banky be like ma jaiye orimi mi o meyin ola!

I yaf die oo... Thank GOD my bae is a natural somborri

Ladies fear GOD please!

Please OP I need information on GPS I.e the number of applicants,criteria for admission please help a brother

olatunjithomas:
ohhhhhh! you see, one man's food is another man's poison.i can do without my girlfriend.but I don't think I can do without a dog.



how was your day bro?

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LOLZ

Nigga was staying in my estate before stardom Yetunde brown Gbagada.. Baba GOD pick up my call
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Lol...just look how happy the guy on orange shirt in the first pics is..

Lol,I rocked most of these phones tho...

Sony Erickson was my favorite I used the one that has Walkman lol

Oh I almost forgot,my best ring tone is that ladaie that's always trying to stop a taxi(nokia phone)..lol

Oba Swaggu!
Nice one
When you have money and swagg you become a trendy king!

Kabiyesi ooo!



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These days Calling "a SPADE a SPADE" to me is a wrong usage of language We should start calling "a HOE a HOE" that sounds better and meaningful to me!(Only the wise can decode)



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These days Calling "a SPADE a SPADE" to me is a wrong usage of language We should start calling "a HOE a HOE" that sounds better and meaningful to me!(Only the wise can decode) :/

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Blizzy9ja:
I can see u know how to display ur stupidity in public... Ur foolishness has earned u a round of applause

see as the matter pain am...no amount of insults will shake gidigba man like me. ..pot calling kettle black!

Blizzy9ja:
If you like change the name the to wipe the Delta...

We no go gree means we no go gree...

Chineke! so na person mumu like this?

#Noted






Next please


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And sombori will tell me the economy is bad?... Lol
E-money wey be igbo like una dey enjoy naija una carry una dullness dey blow pipeline I piri you guy,you've forgotten. That when your biafra comes(which I know will never come)you will live on this same oyel pipelines they you blow like knockouts..okay oo
I'm a lover of IGBO but truth they say is bitter!

A sane Igbo man will not agitate for 'biafra' for instance,you're an ndi igbo staying either in the north or sw and you have properties worth billions of Naira will you want biafra to stand?...I'm not bashing no one but its high time we all come together as one and face our challenges. As one Nation..
#One NIGERIA
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Just negodu oo... A girl I met recently is about to put me in one chance,she tripped for me and collected my number so I decided to be a cool headed niqqa(lol)one day I saw her off and when we were about to part ways I kissed her she didn't resist me omG I thought to Myself I'm so in! later I decided to pay her a visit lo and behold it was raining,I got dressed like the swagg filled niqqa that I am on getting to her gate she opened up and told me to wait for her outside(I rolled my eyes and remembered the plans I had)oh boy it wasn't funny ooo...lol I disagreed,but this shawty was so nervous I asked her why she said her uncle is around (as a well trained yoruba boy I didn't question her because me self I be uncle pikin..lol)so she brought out a chair and kept me under Their cold staircase(if you see as guyman dey shiver unto the plans wey I cary comot house) I waited 45mins and this bae never show face I sidon so tey her neighbor say make I open gate for her,when this shawty finally came out OLUWA o! I received the shock of my life I saw a young fair guy came out with her! Chai!....I sha bone matter as a real G,to cut the epistle short bae has been acting funny since she realized I know her flaws(Uncle turn young boy)....
Abeg NLders shey make continue ni abi make I just free her because this shawty no won leave me...
Thanks for reading
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I lol..... dude is suffering,see his beard and take a close look at his hands they're swollen....he's just wearing that look so that y'all can believe he's okay..

That hoody tho DonJazzy all day any day

Blizzy9ja:
The biggest thief of Niger Delta resources... May God continue to punish him in the land of the dead.


I heard our old senile president said he never stole anything. I guess his ear was still dripping with smelly purse so he didnt hear himself

You're talking from experience guess you have same smelly ear fluid

D kin dirt wey davido thumbnail accommodate hen! ;DD




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Will this work on Blackberry I mean the 2gb for 1k

Hon.Dele Ajibola aka 5050 a true son of Omuooke Ekiti(OMK)you took a brave step I pray that GOD will reward you,I know you very well and my personal relationship with you has given me a vivid look on your never say die attitude,if Fayose has been performing his duties you wouldn't have resigned in the first place your transparency is best compared to none..