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destante:
someborry lied

The fu&k have you been?

Whoever imagined that this simple looking boy will one day rule the most populous black nation ever? All this girls that be hitting a niccur below the belt...No one knows tomorrow...#Ndidi....#Surulere....

Nobody ever thought he will be where he is today? All this girls that be hitting on a niccur cuz he's broke... No one knows tomorrow.....#Ndidi...#Surulere...

Nigerians in US please help a brother out..What's the meaning of summer hook life?...Abeg i need am urgently..

bobo65:
name 1 nl chick wey fine reach am abeg

Destante beat her for sure...... Ask anybody..Nadia too fair and looks artificial and besides she don dey old....

Right from the early days of my life I've always known i will do no good as an office worker..I love business so much that i felt sad leaving it just to get a university degree...Once i am through here God knows i can't help but go back to something i really love doing but of course in a bigger way...Graduate or no graduate man must start somewhere...Forget that rubbish phrase ''LEADERS OF TOMORROW''..Na wash.. An average bsc holder makes like 200 or 150k a month..God a month?..That's suicide..

keppyy:
I'm 22years but I feel the same way bro...It's eating me up badly...

Had to do a quick check on your photo..You are one dark lovely girl..You shouldn't be..look up to the future with happiness...@ OP.. Try to cut down on a lot of things you used to do..I stopped smoking this September as i suddenly woke up one morning last month and got a message from my bank saying happy birthday which means a niccur just turned 27..It motivated me the more to live a more purposeful life..If you are the one that loves football,go out every weekend to exercise or visit the gym whenever you can and start looking for that special woman to make your life whole..Just act mature..You can still club but handle stuffs with maturity now kuz you gotta be a dad someday..Peace and don't be depressed rather enjoy the moment..

Anybody have any idea what happened to that Niccur..I was watching no be today video on YouTube and wondering whatever happened to him. Any idea what he's up to now?

I was wondering if a girl that is conscious of her beauty..I mean can a girl that knows she's pretty in all sense actually be in love with a serious guy and be in love with only the guy?..How real is it to be committed in a relationship with a guy and have only him and also be truly in love with him without looking elsewhere.....

cococandy:
You would agree if it says women are higher in number. No be so?
What reason would the workers have for inflating male population figures?

The pressure on wives to give birth to sons so as to continue the heritage (whatever that means) and to avoid being replaced by a malechild-bearing second wife is enough to tell you that the rate of male child occurences in nigeria Is probably higher than the 102males per 100females that is the world standard.

I am sorry girl but you sound a little bit bitter and way like an european lady...You are asking what to continue the heritage means and you are igbo..It's unfortunate how you think you can wipe away what has been for ages just cause you have been brainwashed and you now call yourself educated and exposed...Maybe when you get married you will ask your husband what continuing heritage means..Here is not Europe..If a woman can't have a male child,It should be noted that both should be supportive,pray and maybe seek for help from an expert.. stop forming to know..You are a woman and not a god..

I took up the name "desperado" as i was so obsesses-ed with that movie back then... I wrote it every where in our house,School,church any where i had a chance to write it...

I just saw this news on yahoo and surprisingly people are not commenting probably cus it's a good news coming out of Nigeria...If it was scam or boko haram news,You would have seen like 100 comments by now...Smh for naija haters..

With the way Liverpool be going down they will soon discover oil!

Apart from politics people, can someone actually tell me the difference between APC and PDP? I can easily relate with Jonathan who is a little bit human and wasn't born rich..At least he's seen the streets a little bit and you can tell by his actions that he is really got a good heart but the stress of ruling a great country like naija is probably weighing him down... Nobody expected much from him at the first place cos the problem of naija is deeply rooted in tribalism and corruption at the highest level...Somebody should tell this thief that he can't fool us anymore..Nobody is falling for his cheap tricks anymore..He should concentrate on lagos and pray when he dies he's going to make heaven....

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if i slap you onye nka...

Sorry for going off topic a lil bit..Una no dey sleep?

Personally...I find it disgusting...

For those doubting his gift should please do some research before commenting negatively...He realised he had this gift even while at ac milan..The coach then said this during an interview and said that they tried to make him hush to no avail..

I just stumbled on this and decided to share it here..Any body here ever spent this money?

No smt phone no love!...Still trying to figure out how left behind i am...

Stop calling her...She will break up with you on her own though this method works when you must have eaten the kpomo...There is still no harm in trying..

was waiting for you specifically...Now a happy man...

Thanks everybody...

Thanks mama....

Today marks another milestone in the life of this soldier,warrior,Uncle,potential husband,Badt boy....To all the peeps that me put on a long tin..I am so sorry.......

Today marks another milestone in the life of this soldier,warrior,lover,uncle.......... IN PATORANKIN VOICE..To everybody wey me put on a long thing..I am so sorry...

Still trying to figure out the big deal with marriage..You see a girl crying when a guy proposes to her like she suddenly made heaven.. Still wondering..

Harbosede02: I can and i can't...depends on aw close i am wif d friend involve

As in some one you share something in common like let's say the same type of hustle, same school,same clique and other stuffs..Very close and you don't wanna lose him as a friend..

Priceless24: And what if your friend did not 'bang' her?

In this case you are sure he did and suddenly the girl in question starts giving you green light.. It's a tricky situation...

I was wondering how proper it is to ask your guy's ex out.. I personally find it disgusting, I feel like i am hanging on some left over ish.. Can't seem to erase the memory that she was once banged by my close friend and how will the guy feel seeing me dieing for some girl he already dumped? guys do you feel comfortable doing this?

destante: I was going through twitter this morning and I found this piece which I thought could be useful for some of our men.
______________________
Most guys will talk for a few minutes or
hours and then lunge in to kiss a girl on
the first date, not knowing exactly how
to kiss a girl.
Knowing the key moments before
locking lips is just as important as
remembering your own name. So
Lovepanky’s smooching experts have
come up with 5 easy instructions to help
you know how to kiss a girl on the first
date. Let the lip service begin!
#1 The touch before the kiss
Touch her hand and her arms in a much
more sensual manner than you normally
would. While talking to her, emphasize
on her sensual spots like her forearm
and upper arm.
This is the perfect way to make her feel
at ease and comfortable. If she enjoys
your sensual touches, move your hands
up to play with her hair, by slowly going
from the arms up to the neck, then
earlobes, moving slowly into her hair.
Twiddle her hair and don’t start ruffling
it up like she’s a dog. Be gentle.
#2 Stop talking before you kiss a girl
Stop your mumbo jumbo dialogues, and
slowly notify her of your intentions by
looking at her mouth which will show
that you want to continue this
conversation silently with your lips.
Don’t stick your tongue out like a
panting dog. Keep yourself composed.
You don’t want her to think you’re going
to lick her.
#3 Make eye contact
If you want to know how to kiss a girl
and want to figure out if she’s ready,
make eye contact once, and see if she
looks back at you for longer than five
seconds. If it’s any less, it’s obvious your
gaze at her didn’t convince her. You
need to go back to step 1! Your eyes
should look tender. You’re a lost puppy.
She may go shy, but hold the gaze and let
your eyes communicate that you’re
ready.
#4 Tease her with kisses
Don’t go for the kill just yet. You’re doing
really well so you need to tease your
prey by kissing her cheek and her neck
on one side of her face. She will want to
kiss you, but brush your lips across hers
and avoid kissing her and move onto the
other side of her neck. The feeling and
tension you’re creating for her will be
titillating, turning her hormones into
moans.
#5 The kiss of bliss
The real secret behind knowing how to
kiss a girl on the first date is to take it
slow. Move your left hand to her lower
back slowly, holding her softly, but not
so softly that she could tip over if she
rested her weight on your hand! Your
right hand should be on her neck. Tilt
your head slightly to the right (or left if
you’re a lefty), and close your eyes just
before your lips connect. Move into her
and let your lips part towards her. You
are now officially the Kissing King of the
Jungle. Not only can you kiss with ease,
you can proudly walk around knowing
that you know just the right way to give
a chick the Kiss of Bliss.
WARNINGS
1. Check your breath before you kiss. The
last thing you want is being rejected for
smelling like garbage.
2. Don’t force yourself onto her. You
could end up with a black eye and sore
testicles.
3. Don’t French kiss until she starts using
her tongue. Remember, when kissing a
girl, she is always right. You may have
initiated the move to kiss, but let her
work with it.
- LovePanky
http://www.radar.ng/art-life/gentlemen-heres-how-to-kiss-a-woman-on-the-first-date/

Ok ooo..