₦airaland Forum

NotGej:
Busty ladies in my view are plagued with the problem of no equilibrium in the distribution of their assets. Their assets are not optimally distributed (Pareto, 1915). According to Pareto efficiency, no sector should be left worse-off in the distribution of assets. That is to say, assets must and shall be distributed efficiently.

For the layman, the busty ladies asset distribution skews to a single dimension, sector etc , and therefore lack efficiency in distribution which contravenes the laws of Pareto.

Consequently, a fair minded man may have problems with such anomaly.

EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/gov-ticket-tears-delta-pdp-apart-ibori-okowa-part-ways/

WatchYourSix:
As usual..she will play the victim card..say the guy attacked her and she killed him in self defence...she will even add rape to it.....


#dead men dont tell tales

NwaNimo1:
Do our 'REPs' have morals?

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NaijaCowFarm:
They are free to take Buhari and Elrufai, we dash them the two. Nigeria and Kaduna state would be better for that. If they want to add Tinubu and Atiku to the list, we are fine with that.

I forgot, they should do it quick and add Lai Mohammad to the list. We are tired of these people.

Let them release the other people in their custody.

jesusjnr2020:
Why Delay Could Be Very Dangerous

One of the few preachers I have so much respect for in this generation is the late Reinhard Bonnke. His passion for lost souls was really mind blowing.

It was beyond glaring that whenever he spoke about souls, he wasn't just saying it for saying sake and superficially with his mouth and lips, but from the depth of his heart, with all of his might, strength and even his whole life.

I came to learn that his rare passion for souls was actually inspired by a life-changing experience he had while he was still young.

He was led of the Spirit to warn a lady to repent of her sinful ways after a church service, however after he did the lady didn't heed his warning because according to her, she had a boyfriend and wasn't willing to leave him yet.

Sadly, she didn't know that was the last chance she had to do so, as on her way back from that same service, she was involved in a ghastly motor accident which claimed her life.

Therefore Reinhard Bonnke was actually sent to give her the last warning and chance to do so, but she didn't know it. He himself didn't even realize it until he received the shocking news about her death.

But thankfully for him he had done just as he was led to do regardless, and hence exonerated himself, otherwise he would have lived with that regret for the rest of his life.

That very incident had a transformating effect on Reinhard Bonnke, as it made him realize how important the matter of soul winning was. That it wasn't a joke but a very serious matter in the order of life and death therefore ought to be taken very seriously, hence from that day onwards he would pursue it as though his own life depended on it.

A family friend who was also a preacher also had a similar experience. He had asked a friend of his to repent and give his life to Jesus, but the man laughed and said that he would do so, but not yet because he had not enjoyed life yet, and he was still young and still had a long life ahead of him, so why would he be in a hurry to do so?

He said it was only after he had enjoyed life to the fullest and had become old that he would then repent and give his life to Christ.

Sadly for him though, he didn't didn't know that those moments he was saying this were actually his last moments on Earth, as on his way back home he had an accident which claimed his life.

So he didn't have as much time to make that decision as he thought he did but sadly he learnt that the hard way and now it's too late for him to do so.

That's why delay is very dangerous.

God bless.

kunlesehan:
I don't HONDAstand why she hates the car.

liquidlove2018:
Dear Admin,

My wife of two years has a step brother, Oyin that I am not comfortable with. In fact,I am 80% sure that he is not just a brother to her.

During my meeting and courting of my wife,she made me know that she and Oyin are very close. Infact,they are called twins in their family. This guy is about 29,my wife is 27. They call each other every day. They confide in each other. Most times,when we have an argument,hes the one that my wife confides in.

When we got married,he started to visit us often. Sometimes he stays for the weekend. I was cool with that but I just wished I had the same relationship that my wife has with her step brother. They were really tight. One time,he bought her some very sexy lingerie. I was really jealous but my wife laughed it off.My business makes me travel all the time and I am sometimes grateful that Oyin is around when I am not,we even call him to come so my wife wont be lonely when I am not around. How stupid I was!

A few days ago,I traveled out of town for business. I was supposed to be gone for two days. I got to my business location and things changed hence,I had to leave early morning the next day. As I was about to board my flight,I called my wife but her line was switched off. I called Oyin,his too was switched off. When I landed,I called but their lines were still off. So I took a taxi and went home myself.

I got home and used my key to enter the house. I went to my bedroom and saw my wife and her step brother in bed wrapped in each other's hands!....I was flabbergasted!....They were sound asleep. But in my shock,I said: What da Bleep!..that woke my wife. They both were startled to see me. Before I could ask what was going on,Oyin said : arh,Uncle welcome,aunty had a night mare and I came to help her sleep. He said he didnt know when he too fell asleep. Since they were both dressed although,Oyin had his boxers and singlet on,I was really confused. When I said,both of you were having sex in my bed,my wife burst out laughing. Of course both of them denied having sex. They claimed my wife couldnt sleep,so Oyin came to help her sleep.

Even though I didnt like their explanation,it seemed to check out. My wife was also dressed in her nightie but in my head,what if they finished and dressed up..some people do it...

Since the incident,I have told my wife I dont want her brother around again. She says I am over reacting considering that I already know how close she is to her step brother. I really dont know if ...

https://livelystones.com.ng/is-my-wife-having-an-affair-with-her-step-brother/

ReverseIlamina:
So Me and This girl have been friends last year on the Same Campus though we kept it lowkey. My friend noticed the girl on campus one day and they proceeded to talking stage. My friend showed me the girl and I told him we were just friends I gave him the go ahead. But actually I was interested in the girl but I wanted to study her before making any move. So Fastfoward they date for a month and broke up. He's said he wasn't interested anymore and I could go for her actually. I'm got close to the girl I had to let my friend know about it. He said he wasn't bothered but went behind my back and told my other friends what happened. Now all of them think I'm a snake . I'm I wrong?

sinkhole:
The embarrassing salary of a Nigerian university lecturer.

“On salaries of lecturers, I feel ashamed because I had the privilege to represent Nigeria at a global conference where former presidents and prime ministers were in attendance. I was asked if it is true that a professor after 20 years still earns less than a thousand dollars a month, I couldn’t answer that question, I only said that we are doing something about it".
~ Sonny Echono, The retired permanent secretary turned TETFund ES.

You don't know how embarrassing the salary of a Nigerian Lecturer is till you are filing a form to compete with academics around the world and on the form, you are to select your current salary. It is usually in dollars. Our salary range is usually not on the list. You have to state the dollar equivalent of your salary on the provided empty field named "others". It is not on the drop-down menu because an academic anywhere in the world is not expected to earn such a ridiculous salary.

When the Nigerian government knows the worth of their universities, the Professor's salary was next to the salary of the CJN. But today, ordinary tax collectors at FIRS earn higher than Professors. And the Ministry of Finance where there was more than N170bn for the suspended AGF to swindle is blabbing that a Professor cannot earn a naira equivalent of $3,000 and Nigerians are clapping. Tomorrow you will be asking why Nigerian Professors can't be like the Professors in Oxford. Are they treated like Oxford Professors?

When we are ready to make progress, there will be a call for a national conference with all the stakeholders in attendance to discuss "our idea of a Nigerian university system".

©Amoka

paxonel:
Yeye man!

Pakistan and Iran dey their, he will not go and preach. Na fellow Christian country like UK he thinks he can afford to win souls?

Hypocrr..!

Totilopussylick:
I can never be associated with snake.

There's no difference between Tinubu and snakes

Ezendimmuo:
I feel like hurting my ex
I wanna hurt her so bad
I wanna hurt her for everything she made me go through while we were together...
She's older than me by a year...
She's 26 and I am 25..
She's in her final year...
I noticed she found it difficult talking about how many people she has been with...
I noticed she was always on calls even when I was present demanding things from guys..even when I gave her everything I had
I had to go through her phone..
She was flirting with other guys... denying she had a boyfriend...
I also there was this married guy she was always going to see then...
Whenever I objected...
She'd turn it into a huge fight..
I'd just have to finally let her go see him...
I found out that she has been fucking him and even had an abortion for him 3 times(according to the chat she had with the guy)
This is someone that refuses my own advances because she is either tired or has headache o..
I went through her browser and also saw she has been researching about abortions as well
She was complaining about serious stomach pain saying it's ulcer..it all started making sense
When I confronted her..
She wasn't sorry...
She was angry I went through her phone...
The next morning....
She came and apologized..
I stupidly accepted her back...
There is a particular guy I always see around her in her lodge..
I became suspicious and confided in people I trust in her lodge...
One told me she was always sleeping over in the guys room..
The other stupid person I told when to tell her about it and she got angry??
Do you blame me??
She came into my life and made me insecure...
I was having high bp anytime she doesn't pick her calls (most times, she will tell me she was with "a friend"
I just had to end it all...
For my mental health..
I still love her... that's the annoying part...
I stalk her status...
Today...she posted a picture with a tag "I need a hug"...
That's how cheap she can get...
I hate her for making me love her!!!!
I know I'll get over her soon sha

Guys..
Don't ever let any lady take you for granted...
You are the prize!!

highqueen:
Lol, an average naija guy is very lazy to shave, reason that little space between their balls smell like rotten pig.
Lol, I weak for my country men.

EmiDon11:
ok let me shock you.,
I don't even want her kpekus.,
Kpekus is not the only thing nigerian girls can offer in a relationship.
Some of them can still offer true love IF u too show them real love,IF u are not stingy, IF u are not cheating on her, IF u protect and guard her well.,
Mind you, girls only cheat when u are stingy.
U can be stingy to ur fellow man but not to a girl.
They are wonderfull made

Zonefree:
Blood oath with a Nigerian girl?

What do you stand to benefit in the relationship aside kpekus?

Cypress042:
These type of ladies after marriage, usually turn to a big fat tigeress

Forget about the humbleness she's displaying now, they are never like that after marriage. Don't be decieved man

Jking20:
If LP comes second in Osun guber election. I'll delete my Nairaland account.

Mynd44:
Most men are just insecure. They can be friends with their ex girlfriends without any problem but should their women do the same thing, na war

Snipper007:
THIS HOES AIN'T LOYAL

I reserve my case till when I go get pikin, I go wait after two weeks I go do DNA secretly without her concent.....I just pray things don't go south because "in fellas voice" I NO BE GENTLE MAN AT ALL O

sanesta:
Your honest reason why you’re not dating anyone right now?

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some guys act stupid whenever they are around ladies? Maybe beautiful ladies. They tend to lack self-control and somehow make these ladies feel like a god that needs to be worshiped and be praised. It's somehow annoying when i see these. Guys, i know she might be beautiful but pls, avoid doing this.

onthehill:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf3vVaKLaaG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link