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YoungBlackRico:
Lol, dem no dey telli person. Used to be like you till my eye clear ...

No be small shege u see be daht.

Hmm some persons de say make de lady sue the young man, prof. Yakubu don make everybody de go court for dis country.

mosho4all:
Good evening,don’t mind my grammatical error posting this tonight.I have encounter with Nigeria police twice regarding on intimacy gadget in my car which they are telling me is a illegal to have a intimacy gadget which they stated that it’s must be ceased from me,lawyer in the house please enlightening us regarding this please

U see ur life, u de carry vibrator the waka. Na una go just de make price of pampas the increase any how. (no offenceee)

Wordsfrombimpe:
Choose one : body odour , kitten odour , mouth odour , gbola odour

Which one be gbola odour again? abeg mak una no de shift goal post oo

IyaebeTheGreat:
Princeoflagos can't handle me. Check my dp, that was me when I existed in the 18th century as Iyaebe the great of immense influence and substance. Only very strong men can handle me.

Strong men like de op abi? abeg o the op is still young oo... As 4 u nd princeoflagos i leave u guys to fate.
Good morning ma'am.

IyaebeTheGreat:
I know your type, very stiff and too serious.

Iyaebe pls daht young man is too small nd innocent 4 u, why not go de way of princeoflagos cos na daht one go fit u pass.

lalalista:
Mumu boy. Small boy

Haba egbon, e neva reach insult level now.

Bros just enjoy ur view while it last

OP no fear knack her, after knacking use anointing oil to anoint ur preek, nothing go do you..
Just dey play

Lovilla:
I find pleasure in sucking my man tiny nipple..
Although he hates it, i keep insisting on doing that....
How do i stop it pls...
I Dont want to get him angry anymore.
Dominique nlfpmod

One interesting thing abt sucking the nipples is daht it always ends with serious knacking.
Na thesame thing i de pass through.

Snoring, hanty can snore like her life depends on it. I can't stay awake all 2ru de night nd watch u sleep oo.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice one..


Abeg can u drop the exact location of the place, abeg I go like go check something..
Things are really getting better by the day..
We need more of this..
LITE UP my WEED in peace
WTF MAN!

Food don land

kyber:
So how did you come up with this then ?

Na my female neighbor tell me

OP forget as she spread legs like daht oo, na dia type the lazy ontop bed.. After bouncing ontop of de d*ck like 3 times, dem go begin complain say dem don tire. We sabi dem.

PS. I'm not talking out of experience oo, be warned.

lhordspy:
Nah nah not nepotism. I think it is cluelessness by the people taking decisions for him.

What of Emefiele? Is he from the north? Jonathan appointed that failure too. And Buhari retained him.

Sorry to ask sir, are you trying to tel us daht our darling daddy's regime is a failure (clueless).
Now i knw, u are that gazelle gagaraga of a guy. Kpele it's well with u.

kinzation:
It ain't
Been following your mentions and topics for a while and it's drawing me close to you

Hmm oga magnetic field welldone oo.

Griffon:
My guy carry rice and coke enter studio

Hell faya stra8

MechanicMike:
I juss started dated this nice lady two week ago and then I felt in love with her younger sister yesterday when she walked into the palour while we were we having dinner ....althou she only 16yers old & fully loaded..the problem is she is lightskin & she loooklike halfcast babe. it was love at first site

My new woman however is dakskin . I dont wanto upset her coz i dont no how to tell her to bleah , am tryin to be nice

Please help/advise?

Mechanic, no be 4 here ur calling de. Na for de oda side of de village e de.... If u dnt gerrit 4get abourrit.

Irupetepete:
You no even fine reach dbull or airforce1 and those ones worwor die

Lol comrade i put it to u daht hell fire awaits you... Which kind cruise insult be dis?

Any woman with the name;
Blessing,
Comfort,
Mary,
Lucy
Just forget it, body count yakpa.

While for the men their names are as follows;
Fred,
Leo,
Ken,
Ben
These ones are supreme ashawo lords.

You can add yours

Hmm when dis wan begin see vission?

Tadadobe:
Actually, people don't die in abroad. Because they have a working system

Hmmm i de with you brother

Tadadobe:
Nigerians abroad living in a country that work, country where the life of citizen matter more. I heard once you leave the shore of Nigeria, you've escaped death. And people in the abroad don't die since everything works over there. Why is it that it is only African countries people die? Once they move to Canada or US, they won't die again.

Part of the reason everyone must do everything possible to relocate to abroad. Imagine earning as high as $1M per month

Normaly people no de die 4 there, highest na to just disappear go meet God 4 heaven like enoch 4 bible..
Make u just dey play

People wey na dia profession na him ma chairman wan go compete with. I wonder wetin e go tell God self.

Aladdin1:
you must have a road as wides as lagos-ibadan express road between you thights.for you to know that a guy has a small dick by a simple accidential touch means you are a confirmed proffession Bleep about gogo lady.you better repent before before God punish your toto with incurable diseases.i believe you even purposely did it and thats why the guy was laughing sheepishly.

I promise u, u no go enter heaven lol.

achiever12:
So, you are still living under parents?
No wonder you always comment like an unreasonable fellow

Boss wetin bad say him still de with em parent? na una de put unnecessary pressure 4 person head oo. Anyways how are u doing today?