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Nihilist:
*Sips chilled pussyjuice*

A part of me is praying you choke on it. Not the worst way to go eh?

Nihilist:
*Sips chilled pussyjuice*

A part of me is praying you choke on it. Not the worst way to go eh?

Newcastle basically gave us a serve yourself buffet yet we keep flopping.

SIRcumalot:
Ed didn't flop,we've been paying too much for players since baba left and Pedro is the right kind of player to not overpay for.
If things turned out differently for Chelsea last week he'll be with us now.
Pedro looks like a panic buy for Chelsea,
Wingers don't have a great track record at chelsea.
How good is this Mane ?

At 23 Mane has real pace to burn , I donno about creativity tho

Keky:
Nihilist my Nigga.

We have won the league 3 times since then. Do you put any thought into your "trolling"?

Chelsea the defending EPL champions must have a nairaland thread, no?
its almost like the majority of the Nigerian fanbase is too busy to come online, seeing as the y are mostly motor park touts and rascals, the few who have internet privileges come here to troll.

funlord:


More like a PORN moustache! Anyway this blind experiment is an accident waiting to happen against our top 4 rivals! Na scam! Jones? I won't even speak on that and rojo still seems a bit raw! If smalling is going to become a leader I feel he needs a world class partner next to him that he can feed off from! Does not have to be an old partner, but just 1 that is a solid, fit natural defender! Varane, laporte or stones! My choices!

LVG's style will ensure very few conceded goals in theory but our players sometimes lose their heads on the pitch. smalling + any of our defenders at the back is sufficient. Let us not worry about how many we concede but how many we score.

anyone who thinks Pedro will play as good as Alexis will be hugely disappointed and I'm not even hating.

funlord:


Hmm some united fans going overboard after 3 games! Abeg make dem wait small oh? I've never completely trusted this smalling!

he has been playing better since losing that ridiculous pedophilic mustache

Nihilist:
What is the relevance of your question to the initial exchange?

Elampiro: We didn't miss out on Clyne. Valencia would have benched him.
Nihilist: Valencia would have benched which Clyne? The one that has been a beast for Liverpool?

Leggo: Ivanovic has been poor for Chelsea.



I dont compute

I like how you use terms like beast after two games it is so reasonable.

Nihilist:
Which Clyne? The same one that has been a beast for Liverpool?
Why do you people like deceiving yourselves like this?

Ivanovic has been poor for Chelsea over 2 games would you call him poor?

Lordemperoris100:
Five superstars who rejected a
transfer move to Manchester
United this summer


Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid) Real Madrid and Spain central defender Sergio
Ramos was linked with a move to Manchester
United all summer before sensationally accepting
a new 5-year extension with the Los Blancos.
Ramos and his family talked up a move to Old
Trafford all summer and even claimed to have taken English lessons to prepare themselves for a
move to Manchester United. However, the end
result was far from pleasant for Louis Van Gaal
and United fans as Ramos has pledged his future
to Real Madrid until 2020.


Dani Alves (Barcelona) Almost an exact blueprint of the Sergio Ramos
saga with the Barcelona full-back accepting and
acknowledging an interest from Manchester
United before going on to sign a contract
extension with the Catalans. Despite the
snub, Manchester United reacted swiftly and signed Matteo Darmian from Torino for the right-
back position ahead of the new season.


Thomas Muller (Bayern Munich)
This one could yet plan out differently with
Manchester United still trying to force a move for
the Bayern Munich ace with reports of a fresh
£60million bid being readied by the Red Devils.
For now, it has been claimed that Bayern Munich
have strongly rejected every advances for the German International. For now, it seems as if,
Muller is staying at Allianz Areana, but you never
know.


Pedro Rodriguez (Barcelona) This one could hurt Manchester United the most
as the player has joined their direct rivals Chelsea,
which could come back to haunt them in the
eventual Premier League title race. It seemed
almost destined for Pedro to join Manchester
United until a late blitz from Chelsea saw them not only pay the full €30million upfront but also
convinced Pedro in snubbing Old Trafford for
Stamford Bridge.

You deserve disabilities allowances. Learn to count 1...2....3.....4....5.
I hope you find someone who loves you despite your many flaws.

ollah1:
Chelsea na player robber....Gary Cahill wanted to sign for Arsenal from bolton b4 chelsea thief him,Mohammed Salah was about to sign for liverpool before chelsea block road,,,,Willan was bought inside the Aeroplane to Tottenham hotspurs and now Pedro ! Buhari must prosecute chelsea
man utd fans will be vexing so hard. E pele. E sentima mokan

I like how trolls are excited at a report that clearly stated Man Utd pulled out of the deal, if we paid millions for fellaini. what's an extra £2m for Pedro?
I see they are all excited to be trolling alongside Dayo. Dayo give them biscuits when you're leaving o.

Pataki:
LOL! Scummies how far?

When I came on this thread some weeks ago that it is heart wrenching to be a manure fan in this transfer window, some of you scumtwats nearly yanked my neck out.

Who remembers the case of those 3 Spanish lawyers that pretended to be agents of manure, and how manure fans were excited about a fake deal?

It is ridiculous that every transfer season, you fans are the butt of all jokes on the cyberspace. Una trophylessness is extending into how many seasons now?

This offspring of failure is around again? Your team is quite the success story, winning a treble in two months. Unprecedented!

Pataki:
The media and newspapers are feeding you guys. And most entertaining is that, you scummies are the most gullible of all football fans. How many players have been linked to your team now?

Lacazette, Ronaldo, Bale, Otamendi, Sergio, etc now the latest is Benzema.

Arsenal has bought nothing? Are you drunk from the ogogoro that shekpe fans distributed yesterday evening? So we got Cech on a free transfer?

your logic is appallingly unsurprising. Arsenal have been linked to a lot of players ,all their fans are gullible.

ElFenomeno1:
Morning scummies... I bring bad news!
It appears Otamendi is headed for Manchester City, your bosses in Manchester!
MUFC were busy scouting Otamendi for Manchester City!

So you rushed here to announce this? Must be the most exciting thing to ever happen in your life.

MrTA:
Thats a dream. We have zero interest in Benzema and Otamendi.

I honestly cannot bare watching this current team play sometimes, a barely good striker is a big improvement on Rooney.

We apparently never had any interest in otamendi from the start...I don't even care much for the defence now, just get benzema for f*cks sake!!

Please did hazard play? The best player in the league, better than Cr7

if giroud leads our line we will win the league, the English legend is a box to box DM at heart. Keep posting irrelevant heat maps

'Rooney stay up front! No, let me drop deep into midfield and start attacks.' Then he rants at the end of the season about not playing his preferred position.

elampiro:
Rooney will deliver more than 20 goals. No question about that.

20 life goals?

bigkesh:
Waiting for United fans to tell me Pedro is the World greatest signing since God signed up Jesus to save the World

You are a special type of stupid

Joeace3000:
i saw one Elf dude on this thread. He was so bitter. He couldn't believe even a respected bank like Stanbic bank would toy with their reputation by poking fun at 'ass' nal and their deluded supporters. chai this is so hurting. I can't imagine man utd being dragged to that level.

https://www.nairaland.com/2517620/stanbicibtc-bank-mocks-arsenal-fans

Thats why i always advice against all this London used items. They don't last. We should encourage local products or whip out the cash for brand new items straight from the factory.

the trophy cabinet at Emirates will last. Barely been used

elampiro:
That is the least of the jobs of a goalkeeper. I think too they will improve with time. He however started counter attacks nicely like it was VDS. Catching the ball and quickly throwing it to Young before opponents realized he even caught the ball.

fair enough.. the counterattacks were all disappointing tho, it's like our players have a code in their program requiring them to take a step back after every two forward.

wait o... was I the only one who saw how terrible Romero's distribution was??

ElFenomeno1:
Best RB in the league ... When was he ever best in his position in the EPL?!

School me fam!

School yourself.

so so many subliminals.. The last time we had a proper beat down on this thread was 2013.. Encore ! Encore!! We want more

sinizia:
Dominate wetin? Especially now EPL is super competitive? No way!! English Press shouldn't be taken serious, they can make Sterling become Messi with their hypes.

Everyday I read articles explaining just 'how great this Chelsea team' is.
Let's see what happens this season

I know this is just a preseason,but is anyone else totally vexed with the way the media projects this Chelsea team like its the best EPL team ever? I honestly don't understand, they have very good players but really,can they dominate like United did?

Rafael da Silva , sad story , went from best RB in the league to having his injury woes worsened by muyis . His goal against QPR 2012/2013 was terrific ,against Liverpool the previous season(2011) he and Valencia tore them a new one. I hope he can resurrect his career wherever he's headed.

SIRcumalot:
They just added it this year and you'll still participate in the playoffs.
The Europa league doesn't matter I bet you good money that you can't name the last 5 winners of the tournament
You don't even have the bragging rights to say you're the champions of europe that honours goes to the UCL winner.

so EPL teams intentionally self sabotage by fielding their strongest teams everytime?? So they choose not to win it?