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After falling for a scam, you sometimes ask yourself if the scammer actually use jazz/juju. Because some will look so cheap after the deed as has been done

Myhusband:
I blame those explaining to you. nonsense

but you should know a sincere question when you see one. Good morning

YorubaKing:
A joke loses it's humor when they have to explain it.

I still laughed though. Thanks

Seun2019:
It is a satirical post.

He is saying she expected some sister (referring to his wife) to be serious in the backstage. Instead she is busy snapping picture with old man (the character he played in the drama)

Waoooooo thank you

profolaolu:
He was saying instead of some sisters ( his wife) to focus on the drama they are about to present, they will taking selfies with old man(him)

Waoooooo I sincerely did not see it that way. Thank you

Fikdeji:
Same here too
I’m with you...

let's hope someone help

veraponpo:
On the contrary, you are the one that have lost your mind.

Adesina is doing his job, why do you want to kill yourself?

I guess they are both doing their work(politics) it is the populace that needs to stop to insult, fight or kill one another because their enemity temporal(Game of interest)

Can someone please explain the message
I don't seems to understand

Perhaps we search for "big phones" for knowledge sake

TheSourcerer:
God punish you and your entire generation unborn

it is well

Addiction is bad, so he couldn't exercise self control for few hours journey.
It is better not to start some things than looking for a way of escape

I give it to Santa because of it originality but the Yoruba Claus is also nice for his creativity

skales67:
Yorubas are more pronounced!

I don't have facts to argue this

PrecisionFx:
Igbos are the worse stereotyped tribe in nigeria by other tribes.

I can argue because I don't have facts

Every tribes has their own share of stereotype

Please go to Jesus
I am not saying go to a pastor or prophet but you yourself go to God in payers.
He will answer you. Matthew 28:19, Jeremiah 33:3

Good day Nairalanders, I came across this investment company.
But as we all know that the fear of MMM is the beginning of carefulness(Apologies to those affected)
So has anyone invest with them before?
Does it look like a scam?

Modified: since no answer is coming, I will tag the elders of this forum. Please I don't want to make mistake.

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byrron:

I don't need your 2k, I can actually give you $10 win or lose if you can provide a genuine free live streaming link and not a subscription based streaming link where you get a cut.

10 dollars? Let me try to get it for you

dontBANmePLS237:
if nigeria win this match..... i will dash out 2k to 5 nairalanders that quote me first
deal ??
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I am here

Receive your instant permanent healing in Jesus name

*Sniper* is not an easy killer, *it's an organ eating ,liquid monster*

*Sniper is a DDVP 2,2*

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by *ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound*

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira *otapiapia*, is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.
*let's help circulate to help people out*

*Have a wonderful week ahead*.............



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sogodihno:
someone should pls answer;


if I want to go with this Batch B but stream 2, but I was scheduled to go with stream 1, what can I do? can I just go with stream 2 like that despite been scheduled to go with steam 1?

NYSC share people with no particular criteria but chance. There is nothing nothing you can do about it but prayer

rummmy:
I go through them the same Sunday night but how sure are we with what they preach, those are their personal opinions, no one else can preach to you more than yourself...... Las Las religion is a bondage mankind don't know how to remove.

Good morning ma, you can know if you a pastor preaches is consistent with the word of God through studying of the scripture.
Anything from anyone that is at variant with the word of God must be thrown away

hopefulLandlord:
If I had a dollar every time I was told this hogwash I'd probably have paid off my mortgage

Jesus loves you sir, have a wonderful night rest

hopefulLandlord:
Most likely oblivion. any other place people say we'd find ourselves is based on speculations with NO evidence to back it up

This is where this Christianity bullsheet becomes annoying

you moved from uncertainty (where will you find yourself?) to certainty (Christian hell and heaven are real)

let me bluntly summarise what you've said "You don't know what would happen therefore accept a Jew who was killed by three nails in faraway Israel into your life"

why Jesus? why not Allah? Vishnu? Odin? FSM and any of the other 5,000 gods which Jesus is one of? how did you jump to Jesus? let me guess. people told you or you read a book or you saw visions which any fool on LSD can see?

when you've eventually given your life to christ, you will come back here to testify.
Jesus is the way, truth and the life
John 14:6

This is what happen when you stay in Lagos
This whole thing look staged anyway.
The handwriting looks similar.


Source: whatsapp

I saw this somewhere in Abeokuta this afternoon

blowjohn:
U ruling out Ajax?

Maybe I should stop underestimating them, one of my neighbors actually said the same thing

chigo5:
watch out for Porto too Dey r Gud

Those big Bros like Barca know how to deal with them

Barca vs man city Juventus vs Porto Liverpool vs man U Ajax vs Tottenham
Juventus should win because of my Ronaldo bias

Barcelona vs Manchester city will be great
Likely Winners are Juve, city, Barca and Liverpool.

Dannyxy:
Your name : School : Programme of study

Uniben, GRP