Perhaps we search for "big phones" for knowledge sake

TheSourcerer:
God punish you and your entire generation unborn

it is well

Addiction is bad, so he couldn't exercise self control for few hours journey.
It is better not to start some things than looking for a way of escape

I give it to Santa because of it originality but the Yoruba Claus is also nice for his creativity

skales67:


Yorubas are more pronounced!

I don't have facts to argue this

PrecisionFx:



Igbos are the worse stereotyped tribe in nigeria by other tribes.

I can argue because I don't have facts

Every tribes has their own share of stereotype

Please go to Jesus
I am not saying go to a pastor or prophet but you yourself go to God in payers.
He will answer you. Matthew 28:19, Jeremiah 33:3

Good day Nairalanders, I came across this investment company.
But as we all know that the fear of MMM is the beginning of carefulness(Apologies to those affected)
So has anyone invest with them before?
Does it look like a scam?

Modified: since no answer is coming, I will tag the elders of this forum. Please I don't want to make mistake.

Cc

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byrron:


I don't need your 2k, I can actually give you $10 win or lose if you can provide a genuine free live streaming link and not a subscription based streaming link where you get a cut.

10 dollars? Let me try to get it for you

dontBANmePLS237:
if nigeria win this match..... i will dash out 2k to 5 nairalanders that quote me first
deal ??
WATCH THE MATCH LIVE HERE https:///LjjoZK

I am here

Receive your instant permanent healing in Jesus name

*Sniper* is not an easy killer, *it's an organ eating ,liquid monster*

*Sniper is a DDVP 2,2*

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by *ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound*

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira *otapiapia*, is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.
*let's help circulate to help people out*

*Have a wonderful week ahead*.............



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sogodihno:
someone should pls answer;


if I want to go with this Batch B but stream 2, but I was scheduled to go with stream 1, what can I do? can I just go with stream 2 like that despite been scheduled to go with steam 1?

NYSC share people with no particular criteria but chance. There is nothing nothing you can do about it but prayer

rummmy:
I go through them the same Sunday night but how sure are we with what they preach, those are their personal opinions, no one else can preach to you more than yourself...... Las Las religion is a bondage mankind don't know how to remove.

Good morning ma, you can know if you a pastor preaches is consistent with the word of God through studying of the scripture.
Anything from anyone that is at variant with the word of God must be thrown away

hopefulLandlord:


If I had a dollar every time I was told this hogwash I'd probably have paid off my mortgage

Jesus loves you sir, have a wonderful night rest

hopefulLandlord:

Most likely oblivion. any other place people say we'd find ourselves is based on speculations with NO evidence to back it up

This is where this Christianity bullsheet becomes annoying

you moved from uncertainty (where will you find yourself?) to certainty (Christian hell and heaven are real)

let me bluntly summarise what you've said "You don't know what would happen therefore accept a Jew who was killed by three nails in faraway Israel into your life"

why Jesus? why not Allah? Vishnu? Odin? FSM and any of the other 5,000 gods which Jesus is one of? how did you jump to Jesus? let me guess. people told you or you read a book or you saw visions which any fool on LSD can see?

when you've eventually given your life to christ, you will come back here to testify.
Jesus is the way, truth and the life
John 14:6

This is what happen when you stay in Lagos
This whole thing look staged anyway.
The handwriting looks similar.


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I saw this somewhere in Abeokuta this afternoon

blowjohn:


U ruling out Ajax?

Maybe I should stop underestimating them, one of my neighbors actually said the same thing

chigo5:
watch out for Porto too Dey r Gud

Those big Bros like Barca know how to deal with them

Barca vs man city Juventus vs Porto Liverpool vs man U Ajax vs Tottenham
Juventus should win because of my Ronaldo bias

Barcelona vs Manchester city will be great
Likely Winners are Juve, city, Barca and Liverpool.

Dannyxy:
Your name : School : Programme of study

Uniben, GRP

I hope NYSC will extend the deadline

*VOTE WISELY*

An interesting joke. Enjoy.

While walking down the street one day a Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the Senator.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....

The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.

When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the Senator.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..

Today you voted!�

Cheers all.
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obembet:
I will never be part of APC PDP evil again, even though u can't win, I will still vote u.

I am happy to hear that, I also made the decision just to encourage people that we can get rid of pdp/Apc

Nigeria and unending drama

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If you are yet to collect your permanent voters card, kindly visit the website http://pvc.inecnigeria.org/ , insert your Polling Unit numbers on temporary voter card then it will tell you where to collect it

Pls share let's vote
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Edodefender:
so true

Do you know Yoruba is one of the main language there?

I heard they speak Yoruba but am not aware it's a major language

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