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I hope NYSC will extend the deadline

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An interesting joke. Enjoy.

While walking down the street one day a Senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.

'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the Senator.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he found himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it's time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and wave whilst the elevator rises....

The elevator rises and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down down to hell.

When the doors open he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the Senator.

'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning..

Today you voted!�

Cheers all.
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obembet:
I will never be part of APC PDP evil again, even though u can't win, I will still vote u.

I am happy to hear that, I also made the decision just to encourage people that we can get rid of pdp/Apc

Nigeria and unending drama

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Edodefender:
so true

Do you know Yoruba is one of the main language there?

I heard they speak Yoruba but am not aware it's a major language

2 to 3 days in school hostel

I think there should academy for it so that we can professional refrees

Gone are the days when there is private part of the body truly

If it's true then something is wrong somewhere

It's not common but you ask an elderly person on the family

Hilarious

Benin republic, Nigeria 37th state

So sorry for your loss

Mtn

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Open defecation is injurious to our environment

Devil just knew how to punish those his children(sinners)

Truly devil came to steal, kill and destroy

We deserve the truth at all times.
Until we are truthful to ourselves before we can start to talk of development

Majority of Nigeria politicians have no iota of integrity.
Most can't be trusted

Please don't marry the person you are not comfortable telling everything

Corruption
If only the Perpetrators can be brought to book

LZAA:
Ur brothers' antics here say otherwise

permit me to say EVERY MALLAM TO HIS KETTLE

LZAA:
The name lekan clears all doubt

�����that's prejudice

jumpandpas:
Lekan111 is not different from others like him. They're ever ready to attack Ndi Igbo even though igbos don't have hand in the killing of their heroes.

Read through the discussion, I have not insulted the igbos. I am wise enough to know that Igbos are not the problem of Nigeria rather our unity that is not defined

LZAA:
Lekan111 just wants to worship the caliphate like his master

So funny you said I am APC the other person said I am PDP
I believe lack of unity is one of our problems