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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 10:47pm On Jul 23, 2016
viqueta:
what's "uptain" please?
dr. Sabinus.
Christianity EtcRe: Photos From The Burial Of Eunice Elisha Olawale by Lekewatt(m): 8:04pm On Jul 23, 2016
medpren:
Her yoruba people wanted 'One nigeria' forever at all cost with the fulani mohammedans. Why shedding crocodile tears?
How many yoruba muslims condemned the killing?
Ishaq Akintola and other yoruba stooges of the fulani sultanate definifely does not give a damn about her death.

RIP woman your people think they can leave peacefully with mohammedans forever, and that demented belief contributed to the reason why the fulani (your people want to live with at all cost) think your life is worthless and dispensable.

RIP once more! I pity yoruba 'one nigerianists'.
with all ds bullshit, na very few likes u go still get. Bt if u get more, am guessin it wil be frm d FLATROID. Must u politicize everytin?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari To Travel To The US, Plans On Attending Meetings In DC by Lekewatt(m): 10:16pm On Jul 22, 2016
insatiable wailers will always find ways to counter. 2015 punch still dey pain em.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 9:58am On Jul 22, 2016
grin him no see him name.
erooOluwa:
What happened with the NAF DSSC?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 11:39am On Jul 21, 2016
@TheFarmer3, e be like say dem harvest cassava 4 ur brain?[color=#000099][/color] grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 8:55am On Jul 21, 2016
spartoo:
and who d fvck is this?
he's a guy with d right sense.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2016
ananne:
in te army, you are told the reason why you were disqualified. Though it may depend on how nice the chairman of the board is. But most times you are told the reason. The scar on your buttocks may the reason. The army frowns at tattoo or anything that shows a candidate may have had an operation before. At times when there are doubts, a candidate can be called back and the test is done again. So it depends.
bro, a good friend of mine got d job even with an obvious tattoo on his right hand. Everytin 4 9ja now na padi padi.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 9:20pm On Jul 18, 2016
grin
Heyofrizzle:
Sorry! Is this English?
no, it's swahili.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 1:29pm On Jul 18, 2016
O boy! See wetin job hunt wan cos. Na ctrl+del mode guyz dey so o. Me i no kuku dey facebook.
Nigerdeltaboi:
that's the word used by my source o huh
how far
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 3:54pm On Jul 17, 2016
We still dey w8 o.
PoliticsRe: Melaye: Remi Tinubu Has Arrived Menopause, I Couldn't Have Said I'll Impregnate by Lekewatt(m): 9:13pm On Jul 15, 2016
marshborn:
#istandwithdino
we know na. U guys also stood with hitler just as u stood with shekau. We will neva be suprise if u are standing with d french terrorist in Nice.
Christianity EtcRe: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by Lekewatt(m): 8:31pm On Jul 15, 2016
Lilbrown007:
grin grin Everybody Come And See O She Said Some Would Have Been Brought In To Server As Milk Distributor To The Infant Forgetting That The Bible Said Two Of Each Both Male And Female!! Meaning One Kid Goat And One Female Mother Goat

Even Some Animals Know Incest Is Wrong But Am Not Surprise Even Ur God Encourages It!! Remember Naoh Children I Guess They Learnt It From The Animals grin
so so sorry u r lost into d abyss of frustration.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2016
Dt was a 9tmare bro
odimbannamdi:
Last night, i had a dream.

In that dream, i was in an office and the final list of successful candidates was being compiled. Only 2 candidates were selected per state. But there was confusion as to whether the list was for the officers or soldiers cadre.

I saw my name for Abia state, but with a different surname, then i woke up. This is one of the few dreams i have had that was so clear and vivid even after waking up.

The shortlistment is closer than we imagine. Pray to your God, asking for his perfect will.

Peace
grin
odimbannamdi:
Last night, i had a dream.

In that dream, i was in an office and the final list of successful candidates was being compiled. Only 2 candidates were selected per state. But there was confusion as to whether the list was for the officers or soldiers cadre.

I saw my name for Abia state, but with a different surname, then i woke up. This is one of the few dreams i have had that was so clear and vivid even after waking up.

The shortlistment is closer than we imagine. Pray to your God, asking for his perfect will.

Peace
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 3:50pm On Jul 13, 2016
Wiztonero:
Oh Lawd! Sir, I want to be like you.
na so dem dey take scam una.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by Lekewatt(m): 3:42pm On Jul 13, 2016
ananne:
This is the worst SSC/DSSC thread i have ever seen. Everyone is claiming to know it all. The thread has been abandoned for whatsapp groups where fraudsters will deal with people. From 2012-2015, many people who participated actively on this thread got into the army due to information gotten on the threads. Real officers share their experiences, many of us who have faced the board share our experiences. Would you rather not learn from people who have faced the board? Would you prefer someone who wants to answer questions within the secrecy of whatsapp groups? Many of us who are veterans of nigerian army applications are here. We dont comment because we see that this particular set dont want to learn. We will keep our informations to ourselves. We will keep watching till when the list will be out. I know by that time, you will come looking for information about the selection board. Till then, i siddon dey look like obasanjo.
so veteran, was there an exam n what does it entail? Feel free to share via here, u neva can tell if ds gesture of urs may turn tins around 4 even u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 3:27pm On Jul 13, 2016
Wiztonero:
The person you are addressing is an Army Captain oh. I hope you know.
and so 4king what? No be mago mago him take get am. I beg park well jor. No be pesin be buratai?
PhonesRe: This Man Found My Phone In Ibadan And Returned It Without A Demand (pic) by Lekewatt(m): 8:09pm On Jul 11, 2016
Trendy247:
Lol... Maybe d guy don see say u use rubber band tie d fone. If him take am, na double punishment b dat na....
grin
Trendy247:
Lol... Maybe d guy don see say u use rubber band tie d fone. If him take am, na double punishment b dat na....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 4:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
thug:
By 2moro or before Friday the list will be out. Somebody should quote me...
na burantashi tell u habi na fayose? We dey w8 o.
Christianity EtcRe: Eunice Olawale’s Murder: Imam Who Ordered Youths To Chase Woman Away Arrested by Lekewatt(m): 2:07pm On Jul 11, 2016
4evergod2:
No mind the head bangers dem.

*WARNING* TOO MUCH HEAD BANGING WILL SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAIN.
angry[quote author=4evergod2 post=47427897]are u julius agwu relative? U funny die.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by Lekewatt(m): 9:44am On Jul 08, 2016
wakamotion:
This is a proof of loyalty to the people. A proof of delivery of Democratic dividends within your reach to the people. This is a true test other governors who think they are genuine should try without escorts and see if their head not be chopped off, yet they are not persecuted by Buhari government and claim they are saints in APC
dont even go dia. U n i knw dt ds whole tin is stage-managed. U only see what he wants u to see. Mind u, there are heavy presence of security men dia. Even Idi ami and Abacha can pull ds stunt better.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by Lekewatt(m): 9:37am On Jul 08, 2016
SeverusSnape:
But why is Fayose so merciless?... Why is he dishing out heartbreaks to haters all over the place? grin

When you're loved by your people, No Goliath nor Buhari nor DSS can do anything to you. cool

Fayose is not like those useless politicians that go about in the street buying maize, akara, and suya during campaign, and they disappear after winning; As you can all see, Even after becoming the governor, Ayodele Fayose still remains a grassroots man. May your days be long sir. smiley
it's either u are a flat header or a wailer. D main indigene of d state r crying, n u r here exhibiting ignoramus. I pity 4 u. Na one of ur states 4 biafra republic d gomino don use all dia money buy prado give him padi dem. Dey dia dey spew trash.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 9:18am On Jul 08, 2016
Tbanton:
Compilation still in progress 100%
Compilation 100% complete list will soon be out.
Who we wan believe now since both of u r 100% sure of ur sources....
leave dem make dem dey scam themselves go. Whenever d list show, we are #goodtogo
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Worst Thing You’ve Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Lekewatt(m): 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2016
virginboy1:
Just Imagine
Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year. The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim. Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So, who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A country of unassailable contradictions... More churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent. Please who drank it? This is interesting because It does not include paraga, and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro, palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only God knows...!
But please answer me... Who drank it?
na GEJ and him wife na.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Lekewatt(m): 6:38pm On Jul 06, 2016
D question is are u GOOD to GO? To run 2miles under 18mins no be beans o. All d best.
CelebritiesRe: Late Bukky Ajayi For Burial Today by Lekewatt(m): 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2016
vow! A rear gem has gone. Ds woman was a role model.
CrimeRe: Dead Student Of Delta State Polytechnic Found Along Staff Quater Junction (pic) by Lekewatt(m): 8:09pm On Jul 03, 2016
AngryNigerian:
People dying like flies...everyday!


Is it not hightime we developed a reliable National Data Bank, which will be a source of info for banks, Police, etc

The forensic guys can easily trace the hairs, fingerprints, sperm residue (if the victim had been raped/slept with), etc & solve murder (and many other) cases!
grin
AngryNigerian:
People dying like flies...everyday!


Is it not hightime we developed a reliable National Data Bank, which will be a source of info for banks, Police, etc

The forensic guys can easily trace the hairs, fingerprints, sperm residue (if the victim had been raped/slept with), etc & solve murder (and many other) cases!
too much movies.
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Accuses Timi Dakolo Of Stealing His Song, Dakolo Replies by Lekewatt(m): 7:16pm On Jul 02, 2016
greenstar:
“The song is not a normal song; it is a spiritual hit song.
Timi Dakolo does not know how I suffered to get that
song. I fasted for seven days before I got that song. I
partook in three days ‘white’ fasting before the song
came to me. "
hit like if that statement made you laugh until your dad looked at you like this


grin grin grin
sorry, nobody liked ur shit. Hope u v heard of d word called Inspiration?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Austin Oga Drowns In US While Swimming With Friends by Lekewatt(m): 4:44pm On Jul 02, 2016
Ladycloud:
and how does ur stupid comment coincide with what was posted.... Asking me not do to anything that will cause premature death... Bloody hypocrite.. Holier than thou... Attention seeking gay!
school? 4got am ur teacher? B4 u tot of goin 2 sch, we had. So na school u dey take brag? U funny o.

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