Man, I been one vex for u be4.buh today na ur birthday, so no need. You still remain my number one writer on this forum.

Hbd to u baddest.

This last update na Comedy just full am. Not a bad way to celebrate your day wit fans baba.

Much respect ah gator for u

If there's anything I've learnt frm following Theblessedman, it's that the wait is always worth it at the end... Take your time bro. I dey with u

If there's anything I've learnt frm following Theblessedman, it's that the wait is always worth it at the end... Take your time bro

Ahswear, this tbm too get sense.... See this twist? Who saw this coming?


Ah... I doff my hat for you oga mi

zuko435:
Anybody that knows NETFLIX oga's email should tell him of this story o...
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Dem suppose buy am o

Ah dey tell u

Tbm, oya na.. How he dey go for yur side? Make prologue arrive sharply abeg. You are mouthed baba nla

TheBlessedMAN:
Come-on bro, you make it sound as if A Toilet is the worst place to be in the world.

I know you want to create trouble, but am not ready to give you one. Am not wired like that. Apparently, am going to enlighten you on the importance of that TOILET you referenced earlier.


Do you know that, according to a study by Darous Emmanuel, the amount of people that uses the Toilet in a day is ten times more than the amount of people that uses a BANK in a Month?

Do you know how many disease would be in existence assuming there was never a place called TOILET?


Do you know that, the TOILET is a place to get one type of relief from your anus?

Do you know that the TOILET is another form of Labour room? When you're pregnant with junks and excess foods... You deliever in the TOILET.

Do you know that, one of the best places to come up with a brilliant plan about something bothering you in your house is the TOILET?

Do you know that not every human will visit a hotel in their lifetime but every human above 4years will use the TOILET?

Do you know that the total costs of the equipments in a tastefully equipped TOILET can buy you an acre of land in some areas in Nigeria?

Do you know that the TOILET have been saving lives before and after the invention of Paracetamol?

Do you know that the first aid for running stomach is the TOILET?

Do you know that the best place to read a newspaper or magazine is inside the TOILET?

Do you know that the TOILET brings more importance to our lives than most inventions?

Do you know that one of the best place to Fart without getting a curse is the TOILET?

Let me stop here bro...next time you looking for places to pick trouble, please count this TOILET out of them. This TOILET is my own Mansion bro. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

PEACE.

best reply for a very foolish comment. Maturity at its peak.

I want to say on behalf of every reader of COUNTLESS, we're sorry wd failed you on our promise to get u a new phone.
I myself thought I could add more to the 3k I sent, but an unexpected situation popped up at d last minute. But b rest assured, I'll do my best once am financially stable again. I'm ashamed of myself as am typing dis.

Am very sorry.

My emotions are divided. Am speechless and dumbstruck. I ont know what to feel anymore. Sad, the way Darous ended or happy he paid for the crimes of lying.

Tbm, u did this tu me. No story i'v read has eva make me feel this way.

U're amazing broda. U're the best source of relief 4 me in d whole of 2017 nd 2018.

Generations to com wil learn frm ur work and u as an individual.

No amount of words is enof to describe ur sense of humor and brilliancy. Thanq 4 adding COUNTLESS to the planet of Literature.

Thanq.

Tbm, kontinu plz

ghettochild:

Yes I did suggest it because I enjoyed his story like every one else... I suggested that fone thing because as human we need to encourage others eap when they do sth we can't do....
Am not forcing anyone ooo.
Even me its 5k I want to contribute but if I can do better I will....
I do hope to turn his story into a movie somebody n these same critics will be part of the subscribers on any internet TV platform; the likes of ibaka n iroko..
Am also using this username, I reg it when one time I couldn't log in to nairaland last year n felt I had been banned....
Well I ain't forcing anyone oooo.
Darous abeg ehn... Forward ya acct to my WhatsApp kia kia +27737839889.
For others who want to follow suit..
We should pay into his acct... Then since d particular fone has been decided. Once the money is complete.... Some members who r free n available will meet up with darous at comp village n buy the fone....
To the critics, its not a crime to encourage a good story writer.....
If he had put this Into a book. Ya sorry asses will go buy d book....
Jangbajantis critics!!!

no mynd dose low lifes jare. Here is Theblessedman's account details. 9992258890. Oluwadamilare. Lets make this happen brotherly

Complete it b4 u drop it.

menwongo:

Not until 25th, it's on or before 25th Dec.

the reasn why I said on that 25th is bcoz i tink it wil make more sense if everytin arrived on the same day. Not scarrar scarrar. Though my opinion

calmbabadee:


details?

we con3butin money to buy fone 4 dblessedman on the 25th. We are sending d money to his bank acount. We can send it individually to his acnt. On the 25th. Any amount we can afford.

Epic replies given to d most foolish critics I eva knw.
Theblesdman, i lov hw u replied dem. Dey ar haterz nd dey r fools.

Bytheway, lets try nd contribute atleast 1k each to theblsedman's acount on the 25th of December. Please I beg of u.

gr8 upd8. I fil sori 4 Joke nd darous. Epilepsy na embarrasment. It can hapn anytime. God av mercy.

That part of Man U got me cracking wiv lafta sha. Tbm too gud.

calmbabadee:


what do we have in mind?

ghettochild brought up the idea. Tha we shud con3bute money to buy Theblessdman an android phone on or b4 the 25th of dix month as a mark of both appreciation n commendation.
An I think people lyk u cn join us so the phone go make sense.. Thaz wot we get in mind. Ur say on thiz

calmbabadee:

i sight you my brother

nice brother. So ar u in? Or out?

ghettochild:

Funny!!! Touch light... We go Nokia 3310i

Am laughin. 3310. Lets send d money by 25th of december. He will then use it.

menwongo:

I will adhere to any suggestions you bring. Even to transfer any amount (individually) to his account on a set date e.g 31 December, 2018...he'll then buy any phone that suits his taste.
If the money no reach him go complete am and buy phone where him like.
Just my thought oooo
Less we buy touch light Nokia for him and he later not make use of it.

I concur brother. Lets say latest 25th of december. We will send it to his account number.

Hey, no one shud gt me wrongly o. Am not forcin any1 to appreciate the writer o. Atleast this is not a donation thread and Thebldssedman never asked for such. Bt All am saying is if you av d capacity to join us, feel free to do so. We are just trying to appreciate this humble nigga for taking his tym and energy to give us this awesome piece for free.

For Not referring us to any blog to get the complete story like other notable writers on this platform alwys do. This tory remain two episodes like Tbm said, if its anoda writer, we all knw it wil be on Okada books right now. But this man neva do that, even when all the attention his story don dey get can make him do so.

Make I call peopl like Menwongo, Calmbabadee, Pfolar, Adamsbadoo, gettochild and the rest. Dis people and me don appreciate b4, so I believe they fit do am again.

And if you wan join us, na tecno Spark2 we wan buy 4 Theblesdman. He no ask us o. Na we we decide to do am as new year or xmas gift.

Join us, if you feel the same way. No amount too small. Godbless us all.

Tbm, ride o.

Splendour24:
I can't wait for the next up date... God bless the blessman

yu r new on Nairaland. Welcome

TheBlessedMAN:
you'd be surprised when the story ends with the next two or three updates.

I swear i would have updated, but, presently am in Lanlate. At my grandpa's house (my late daddy's dad). I have been finding it difficult to type with so many distractions, like, visiting my late daddy's friends, former teachers, pastors, garrage friends and younger friends.

In fact, the only place am yet to visit is the house of his ex-girlfriends.

Please bear with me. One thing is certain sha. This story is ending this year. Whether through Summarising or typing below standard, i must finish it this YEAR. Countless mustn't waste my time next year like it did this year.

tak ur tym bro. No rushing. 200yrz tu cum, i remain loyal.