₦airaland Forum

Ben Bruce the mouth patriot of our land (Nigeria). Nigerian politicians will make you fear them pass the real devil.

Pierohandsome:
It is the old man that should be condemned for bringing himself that Low not the young man. Hw wil the children of the old man feel whn they see their Dad like this

we talking money you talking nonsense. As my fellow nairalander said Nd I quote " money as we all know what its capable of doing will reconfigure brains to act foolishly Nd at times childish. This is the power of money

buygala:
What's the ranking of that school in the UK?

With the right sponsorship and a little bit of luck, some 2:1 students from any of Nigeria's top 10 universities can pull that stunt in any backwater UK university

And please drop all that stuff about her being best in WAEC... she is a brilliant girl no doubt... But how are we sure her ''miracle center" school had nothing to do with manipulating her results?

Just like her, I got admitted to study law as well in OAU.... And I graduated from the school as well.. . and having a CGPA of 4.53 in 1st year wasn't all that hard for students in the faculty because the courses taken then, apart from SSC102, were all out-of-faculty and pretty basic... La Cram La Pour sturvs... At the end of my 1st year in the faculty of law in OAU, my cgpa was 4.36...and I wasnt even among the top 30 in my class .....

Shitt started getting real in 200 level when we started taking majorly law courses... none of us made it out of the faculty with a 1st class..... And some of my class padis who had exceptionally high scores in JAMB and Post-Ume didn't exactly blaze any trails either...

Point is.. .. She is a brilliant girl who had the chance and resources to study abroad in some kinda lowball university.... If she had achieved this feat in one of the top 10 universities in the UK, then I will truly applaud her.. What she has achieved doesn't make her better than her mates who graduated from OAU with a 2:1... Some of them may have done same if they had the opportunity ...Alumni of OAU like myself will understand what I am saying

ain't an alumni of OAU but understand vividly wah u trying to say. I salute Nigerian federal and state universities, they can kill ambition physically Nd spiritually. especially those lecturers with MR/MRS, they can beef students for this life. chai but still, congratulations to the gurl, made her mama proud no mata where she go study, she still had to work hard bring out a perfect CGPA. kudos

youngreva:
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seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
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seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Abeg move to frontpage...whether I will be blessed



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no mata aw blessed u re with the fone, you will get tired of it hoping to own something better. humans are never satisfied, no matter what you have, you wanna crave for more.

the moment you start having the thought that you can info without your phone, it means you have mental disorder too, cause in the epoch we are right now, phone is part of our everyday activity, infact in our blood. cause without a phone you become useless to the world. infact without a phone how do you know their something called nomophobia, sey you go d skool go confirm ni ...... abeggi, cut the crap. phone is everyone's best pal.

ubongoton:
fact.....
Did you know that messi dosn't removed his jersey off all on pitch in his entire career?

what is dix one saying?

fuckingAyaya:
See that tall girl

WTF!!! ur eye sharp ooo, u had to inter zoom it b4 u decided to comment on d gurl alone. u b one bad product of human

tell them let them know, they have blocked ears.

if we talk say dem so sabi sing, dem go say we hating on time. didn't meet up with time, came and start blaming DJ. all the best for him

uzoclinton:
Any song you can gyrate to and be happy... is a good song.

you said it ya self, "any song you can gyrate to and be happy is a good song" (but not a good music). cuz music is a sound wey the lyrics sound meaningful for your ear which can relate to your feelings

he should just resign and venture into business. the guy get business strategy abeggi.... No b small thing

common sense ain't common....

24 years old ok naa

xarm:
6. The tallest person in the history of medical observations, 1930s
The “Alton Giant,“ Robert Pershing Wadlow, still remains the tallest man in the world’s history: he was 272 cm (8′ 11”) tall and weighed 199 kg (439 lb). Unfortunately, Robert lived a short life and died at the age of 22 in 1940.

I dey sure say Na leg kill am, cuz most thus tall people usually av leg prob

xarm:
5. A sculptor helps a veteran disguise the consequences of injuries, 1917
At the beginning of the 20th century, plastic surgery was far from perfect, but it had an alternative: masks replacing lost parts of the face. One of the experts in making such masks was the sculptor Anna Coleman Ladd. Of course, this method couldn’t make the face as it was before, but many people who suffered went on to have relationships and stopped thinking of suicide.

even when I know nothing about any of these thing, but I believe this mask ooo because I saw it in a movie"WONDER WOMAN". the wicked scientist. people wey watch diz movie go kw Wetin I dey tlk

Sniper12:
Am i d only one who wonders how meek made it as a rapper. Can barely hear him

open ya inner hear to hear him rap cuz he speaks the truth,he speaks on dream, he speaks on hustle, he speaks to the extent you get oriented.... meek milli is a great rapper and one of the best among his mates.

ain't quoting bad about whah you said ooo, just telling you even when you can't hear him, his lyrics are tremendous.

Yomzzyblog:
Earlier thread ==>> Mr 2kay: I Made Gifty, I Opened Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter For Her

https://www.nairaland.com/4032513/mr-2kay-made-gifty-opened

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And Now,

Gifty has denied knowing her ex-boyfriend, Mr. 2kay after a follower asked her what she has to say about his new interview where he said he helped her a lot to get to where she is today.

She replied;

"I am still thinking where I heard that name from. the name sounds funny but it's unfortunate i dont know who that is, dear."

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Recall that she denied knowing Banky W and Falz while she was in the Big Brother Naija house.

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/09/its-unfortunate-i-dont-know-who-he-is.html

she get amnesia for celebrities!!! certified mumu

mom? hmmmm, i like this kin mom ooo

ecoeco:
...

The reek of putrescence surrounding this oeconomia though surreptitious is glaring

But

EFCC has become an opprobrious nomine for a unitarum that is proficient in arresting miscreant yardbirds

while sequestering politicians
who ab-antiquo are the kleptomaniacs and bona fide autochthonous owners of corruption and criminality

Who cozen and pauperize the populus because of their moral turpitude

And I'm tempted to ask

Is this new modus operandi their Causa existentium?

#Eco99#

for real

see een eye

the story be like nollywood movie.

akeeen:
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In African culture, we are meant to accept all types of guests that we get.
If you truly come from an African home then you remember the times’ guests would come from nowhere and you’d be left washing the dishes that seemed to never end? They would sit for hours as they gossiped about mama and how her husband thrashes her every once in a while. You get the picture, visitors in a typical African homewere like part of the home furniture that existed.Now for obvious reasons some of us don’t seem to quite get the picture because we appreciate space, we want to be informed when you choose to come over and some of us just don't like guests.
× Here are the types of guests we all get tired of.

1. The one who just appears without calling, like seriously?
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2. The one who comes and talks nonstop and you get so tired.
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3. The lazy one who never offers help even if they are there everyday.
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4.One who treats your place like a hotel, like they only drink fizzy water.
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5. Ones who comes to only get gossip about your life.
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6. The one who comes everyday but never contributes to anything and they eat your food.
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7. One who comes and wants to change the channel, like is this your house?
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8. These ones love to be dropped backhome yet they came to your place unannounced.
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9. The one who comes and sleeps over for days and they hadn’t even planned to.
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10. The dirty one, they just come and leave all utensils dirty and don’t clean up
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11. Drunkard who sees your place as the chill out spot, oh and they drink your booze.
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12. The guy who always comes with his side dish to use your house like a brothel.
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source:: http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/home-guests-annoying

even you wey post this thing dey do one

ayam nt understanding this situation... sey d witnesses they fear to talk true ni cuz I can only see all of them against the lawyer wif different stories. thunder strikes the lier.

it does not really still change the fact that most Institutions will still go behind to admit candidates. Jamb!!! you better know this for sure that no matter the policy you wanna bring out, Na naija we dey, mago mago go still dey. so your excuse doesn't change anything.

nurey:
Hmmmmmm which car was that?

I have driven tons of cars, sedan hatchback, full size SUVs German, Asian, American and I can tell you there is no way a water bottle will roll from the back seat (note my roll) to the front, kolewerk if you have a car go and test it.

Those of you mentioning me and abusing me, i thank you but go back to your car and check, the driver wall was designed to not be bothered by a hanging bottle, its either the bottle has no effect or you push it up while depressing the brake pedal. Go and your findings well you all have cars nah haba, too much American movie makes my people lack reasoning.

pix1 is my brake pedal depressed to the end with bottle as far as it can go, if i push it up, it will roll down back
pix2 is as far as the bottle will stay, it does not disturb any pedal
pix3 accord 06 the bottle doesnt disturb the pedal at all also, that area for all cars is designed to either roll the bottle back or push the bottle up.

now remember when braking you lift your leg from side to side, so your chances of pushing the bottle from back to block the pedal is extremely slim.

is the scenario possible, yes but the probability is 1 in a million.

does it really have to do with the type of car you drive. what they are simply trying to tell you is don't litter your car. anything can happen, prevention is better than cure.

nurey:
Hmmmmmm which car was that?

I have driven tons of cars, sedan hatchback, full size SUVs German, Asian, American and I can tell you there is no way a water bottle will roll from the back seat (note my roll) to the front, kolewerk if you have a car go and test it.

Those of you mentioning me and abusing me, i thank you but go back to your car and check, the driver wall was designed to not be bothered by a hanging bottle, its either the bottle has no effect or you push it up while depressing the brake pedal. Go and your findings well you all have cars nah haba, too much American movie makes my people lack reasoning.

pix1 is my brake pedal depressed to the end with bottle as far as it can go, if i push it up, it will roll down back
pix2 is as far as the bottle will stay, it does not disturb any pedal
pix3 accord 06 the bottle doesnt disturb the pedal at all also, that area for all cars is designed to either roll the bottle back or push the bottle up.

now remember when braking you lift your leg from side to side, so your chances of pushing the bottle from back to block the pedal is extremely slim.

is the scenario possible, yes but the probability is 1 in a million.

does it really have to do with the type of car you drive. what they are simply trying to tell you is don't litter your car. anything can happen, prevention is better than cure.

veekid:
The man in the middle wan be like Neymar's father

If iwobi his brother is 21, how old is this one? 18/19? Yeyenatu

guy!!! Dem no specify if Na junior or senior naa. Na wa 4 u ooo!!!

that is why it is very hard to believe Nigeria will be better or great because of these useless leaders. they gat no sense at all! they do the right thing in the wrong time, the wrong thing at the right time!

;Dlol.... :Dlol.... they gat get tramadol naa

chai!!! Nigerians can remove ya liver from ya intestine. what's bad in this picture naa? how many of us still have same skin color of when you were young and now! change is constant 4 naa. her skin even rhyme, no b one side boli and one side yoghurt.

oyah make Una start to dey share Una now Nd den pictures make we c d stone casters that are worse dan the lady's.


Nija!!! a nation for all! chai!!! Nigerians can remove ya liver from ya intestine. what's bad in this picture naa? how many of us still have same skin color of when you were young and now! change is constant 4 naa. her skin even rhyme, no b one side boli and one side yoghurt.

oyah make Una start to dey share Una now Nd den pictures make we c d stone casters that are worse dan the lady's.


Nija!!! a nation for all!

congrats to her!!! better life in the future for her which she partially have already....


my case study is if Na me do this thing or any of Una, same condition,situation or anything that has to do with her bt different location just as she is in the US & I/WE dey NIGERIA, the probability of me/we getting recognized is 0.75%. make I write to my local government gan sef naa war. ain't criticising anybody ooo, b4 Una start to dey quote person naa, jst my thought.

celebrating success with her cuz I want success in my own endeavors too.