₦airaland Forum

Originalsly:
Post a picture of your mother or father... I want to clear a doubt.

@ topic ... he got someone to wash it ... why not the twins to clean their own mess? Hope they actually hauled him to the station and would drag him to prison.

Referring to my parents because of a post on nairaland, is that how you were brought up?

Well, I wasn't brought up that way, and we give regards to parents, unlike some ill-trained baby factory products who wake their estranged parents from sleep with kick.

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Samunique:
A desperate man is a dangerous man.

Example...... Buhari

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Noted.

But are you aware Emeka can never be president?

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Jennyclay:
I think I've warned you never to quote me again.

Jobless slaves everywhere!!!

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Are you by any chance mistaking nairaland for ipob WhatsApp group?

Wazobia2216:
Since its in your possession, you should tell us!

I'm not from biafuro.

From the picture, it is a gift from a highly placed politician to his subjects.

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Jennyclay:
Hungry Youths!!

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Destiny is destiny, man can only make noise.

What God has destined, no mortal can change.

Shildren of 8, anger and perdition can only suffer more of their villages, btw, who gives a fvck.

They can go on more killing spree tonight but na for the village e go end.

God bless the Asiwaju of Nigeria
God bless SW SS NE NW and NC

Wazobia2216:
I say I no go talk until I see the palliative because our leaders are not treating the people well!

Now I can confidently say God bless Dr. Victor Oye

Here in Southwest, after Remi Tinubu has insulted the daylight out of them, that they come to her house to beg

The same shameless, lazy youths have gathered again at the National stadium for someone who has always gifted their parents with this! SMH

Spits

Whose parent was this meant for?

The recipients comprised of indigent men and women carefully selected from the 6 villages

The number in the picture is at most 60, but the report says 600.

What actually happened is that a total of 60 people were invited from 6 villages. That is 10 per village. 2 bags were given to each village of 10 invitees. At last, 12 bags were given to 60 people.

Note, the 10 people invited from each village are the most politically connected villagers who decide winners in their respective villages.

Now, 2 bags of rice for 10 highly connected villagers, but making it look like Dangote trailer was offloaded there for 10,000 people.

ChristineC:
shatap this is about the residents in the area, not those in Ogbomosho.

But those in Ogbomohso were not crying.

Only congo jews have been on social media insulting Tinubu.

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To amplify one of Alhaji Yahaya Bello's selling points, security, the Bello Ambassadors Network (BAN), one of Nigeria's largest socio-political groups dominated by the youth, has stated that among many benefits Nigerians stand to gain if they vote for Mr. Bello is a robust security architecture.

Nigeria, the most populous country on the African continent, is known for its failing security system, which has negatively impacted the country's overall growth, prompting the people to yearn for a drastic change.

According to BAN, if Nigeria improves its security system, every other sector will improve. It stated that Nigeria does not require anyone who makes empty promises, but rather an experienced individual such as Governor Bello.

The group stated that Nigerians no longer need to rely on words to choose their leaders, as this has repeatedly failed the people. According to them, Bello already has a security model that can be replicated at the national level.

BAN through its national coordinator, Hon. Anthony Edogbo made all these known to the media as part of its sensitization follow-up ahead of the presidential election.

According to reports, Kogi, which is located in the heart of the country, was plagued by insecurity prior to the election of Bello as governor of the state in 2015. The current governor is said to have completely fixed Kogi security, and the state is now known as one of the most secure in the country.

Bello declared his intention to run for president in 2023 earlier this month, and the campaign has gained traction, with the youth taking it upon themselves to usurp power from those they refer to as "recycled old politicians."

It is believed that Bello is the only presidential candidate in Nigeria who can withstand the country's deteriorating security situation.]


Source: https://globaltimesnigeria.com/just-like-in-kogi-a-yahaya-bello-presidency-will-end-insecurity-in-nigeria-bello-ambassadors/

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Drop this in the joke section.

Omomuwasan said the company decided to delay the resumption of toll collection for further consultations with key stakeholders in the Eti-Osa, Lekki area

I was shocked until I read the emboldened.

Yes, it is important consultations are made with key stakeholders, not suspending the tolling because some economic migrants from one barren land are all over the social media screaming like hungry orphans.

As soon as consultations are concluded, tolling resume immediately. Any clown not happy with that should pack his useless things snd get the heck outta Lagos.

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Malory:
Propaganda doesn't win election

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Propaganda doesn't win election, but remaining on nairaland and be sniffing Tinubu's farts upandan does.

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abobote:
The same Osibanjo that is part of this disaster, Buhari government.
Suffer no de tire Nigerians

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Nigerians will decide who they want as their president, so I don't know how that should be your business.

Suffer no dey tire Nigerians, is it your suffer?

Simon Ekpa is greater than Nnamdi Kanu, Ikemba ojukwu, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Charles Soludo and Peter Obi combined.

The foolishness of these ipob pigs keeps increasing geometrically. Just hear the animals, you are not ugm and didn't attack INEC officials, so who attacked them? Fulani herdsmen and dss as usual, I guess.

Okay, they are not unknown gunmen and didn't attack inec officials, but what exactly did the animals claim is the basis for the formation of the armed wing of the criminal association?

Are these not the same brainless pigs who claim their purpose is to defend biafuro? So how come the so called "fulani herdsmen" have been having field days killing, maiming, enforcing sit at home, attacking security personnel, killing inec officials, stealing onions and pots of soup, yet no single fulani herdsman has been apprehended so far?

The more these animals talk, the more their foolishness and stark illiteracy is thrown open.

The moment I saw "fake", I knew where the criminals are most likely to come from and I'm not disappointed.

2023 presidential election is a walkover for whoever emerge between Asiwaju of Nigeria and the star boy.

The deciding election is the primaries and Buhari obviously wants to remain neutral as both BAT and PYO are accepted by Nigerians and they are very qualified.

If PYO emerge as the flagbearer, getting a running mate from the North is very easy. If BAT is to fly the flag, running mate from the North will be a bit involving but they must get one.

Cockroaches, lizards, rats like Peter Obi, yeye bello, Ken Nnamani etc should stop disturbing Nigerians. Anything regarding their presidential ambition should be moved to jokes section.

See mouth like pepeye bill.

This ugly looking creature as a landlord is the reason people say money dey miss road sometimes.

Looking at how dirty and black he appears, I have no doubt he is either a ritualist or a wicked babalawo.

These are the kind of characters film actors like chiwetelu Agu always represent in home videos.

Very dirty old man.

Athifku will win.

He doesn't need to campaign in the east to win all the votes of igbos.

Also, Athifku doesn't need the votes of almajiris to win presidential election. All he needs is to win the votes of SE.

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PrinceOfLagos:
Terrestrial powers has started punishing Tinubu already from being humiliated by Aregbesola to Osibanjo kicking Tinubu useless and stupid ass

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Nonsense.

Wetin even concern Emeka with Nigerian politics? Are you not supposed to be counting when next lamidi kwanu will appear before fulani justice Binta Nyako?

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cktheluckyman:
Oga not true.Majority of northerners voted for Tots.Abiola won because he swept the entire south.Tinubu is not even remotely popular in the SS/SE

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Stop disturbing my mention with headless argument.

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Malory:
Who is behind the tolling if not the greedy Tinubu? Anyway a slave will always be happy with his slave chain

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Okay, Tinubu has tolled it, go and stop it or stfu.

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PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu and too many blood on his hands

The shooting of young protesters at Lekki toll gate still fresh on our minds but I know that Tinubu will not end well , insha Allah

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Memory of the killing by Peter Obi in Anambra got lost the very second but the audio shooting of protesters is the fresh one.

Now carry placards and mobilise other ipobs to start matching to Lekki or stfu and stop making useless inconsequential noise here.

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Malory:
Nigerians will suffer if Tinubu becomes the president. Lagos is already under lock and keys because of this greedy fellow.

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Keep screaming or go to Lekki and tell them to stop. At least that will give you another opportunity to start the endsars.

Roads are tolled everywhere, not only in Nigeria, if you like, invite putin, Netanyahu and Biden, the road must be tolled.

Tinubu is the next President and there is absolutely nothing, I mean absolutely nothing you can do about it.

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LillyandDaisy:
12 Reasons Why Tinubu Cannot Be President

1. The Generals from Alani Akinrinade to TY Danjuma, IBB etc do not want Asiwaju to contest. Akinrinade & Danjuma asked him to withdraw from the race and analysed to him the danger of losing everything if he contested the primaries and lost. General Akinrinade is close to Asiwaju and does not want him to lose face after the election.

2. The Governors told him at the meeting he had with them that they would not support him. They accused him of being obsessed with power. They reminded him of how he snubbed them when they pleaded with him to support Ambode and Obaseki.

3. Afenifere leaders are totally against his presidential ambition. Olu Falae and Baba Fasoranti pointedly told him while Ayo Adebanjo has never hidden his disdain for Asiwaju's presidential ambition.

4. His health challenges are too overwhelming to be ignored. Nigerians want a healthy president who will be available to lead the country out of the woods.

5. Too many faux pas. Since announcing his intention to contest, Asiwaju's campaign has been bogged down with self-inflicted errors through wrong pronouncements from asking people to renew obsolete voter's cards to the threat of violence. People doubt his mental capacity even though he insists he has the capacity to lead.

6. Avoidable rift with NURTW. Tinubu sided with MC Oluomo against the NURTW which has a nationwide reach. Traditionally, Tinubu's camp enjoyed a good rapport with the body during elections. That base is no longer there.

7. The aspirant the stakeholders in the party is considering now a PYO . Asiwaju is not on President Buhari's radar and the President has told close associates he will never hand over power to Tinubu or Atiku because of the concern over greed and corruption. Fayemi and Amosun may also declare their intention any moment from now but once the party decides on consensus to support PYO, they will throw their weight behind him. Fayemi and Amosun's declaration will further enfeeble Asiwaju's ambition. Of course, Fayemi and Amosun would like to win but they realise that their chances may be slim.

8. The general consensus in the South West is that PYO stands a better chance to win at the general election than Asiwaju. Some even believe that Asiwaju himself knows. They therefore cannot understand why he is playing the spoiler role.

9. Almost all members of the Tinubu original power/intellectual base and allies when he was Governor are not in support of his Presidential ambition. Aregbesola, Afikuyomi, Ojudu, Onanuga, Alake, Fasola etc. Most of them may work for PYO.

10. Discerning people have compared Lagos with Dubai in 1999 when Tinubu took over as Governor and has been the power behind the throne since then. There is no basis for comparison between what Dubai has become between 1999 and now and what Lagos has become in the intervening period in spite of the enormous resources of Lagos. They pinned it down to one source: the avarice of Tinubu. They do not see how Nigeria can make the kind of progress the people want with Asiwaju's leadership style. What the country wants and needs is a selfless leader who will work for the best interest of the people.

11. Above all the nation won’t survive a Muslim - Muslim presidency. It is too dangerous to try and Tinubu is insisting on that. It was for this same reason he could not be VP to both Atiku and Buhari at different times. The non acceptance of this is not even from the Christians but from fellow Christians.

12. His greed is believed to have no comparison. Some said it could only be compared to that of Abacha. Recently he moved to an 11 million pounds house in London transferred to him by Madam Deziani in 2016 as payment for protection from the administration which they believed he brought to being. Another luxury apartment owned by the same Deziani and transferred to him has been located in New York and the government of Nigeria has filed actions to recover them.

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Take this nonsense to ipob WhatsApp group.

cktheluckyman:
It is not by speaker wearing Tinubu's Cap.How many of the almajiris in the states you mentioned will vote Tinubu over one of their own? You Yorubas are funny

Those almajiris voted Abiola against Tofa. Fact.

Note, no matter how e spoil reach, almajiri can never vote Emeka. He will rather cut his finger off.

That one concern dem.

Tinubu is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria with effect from 29 May 2023.

Hopefully, the then president, Bola Tinubu will not even bother to intervene, na so he go dey look dem.

Shebi na for South East, not the whole Nigeria?

How dat one come take concern us?

I don't understand why, but I just find it hilarious.

Political heavyweights from states that matter in politics are talking, some inconsequential villages that are least considered in scheme of things no go let us hear word.

Votes from Borno state alone will cancel all the votes from a particular zone whose electorates are even being disenfranchised by "fulani herdsmen and dss"

Then, Gombe, Bauchi, Yobe etc
Let's not even talk about the 3 Ks.

Formal organisations should start asking Tinubu for his official portraits before it will be too late.