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Arch1:
Ogun state has the highest number universities in Nigeria - FACT. Ogun state has the highest number of industries in Nigeria - FACT

all these has nothing to do with JonaTAN. JonaTAN still remains a failure

dont go there mad...man, how many universities do they have in Lagos state and Enugu state too? Do you want us to count.... Get lost with your fake facts....

Ilovenigeria:
Mgbeke, did the local government chairman campaigned with the second niger bridge? I can see you are still brainless even after using that heavy cloth to tie your brain together.

has your father fulfilled all he promised your mother and has your boyfriend fulfilled all he promised you? And you too, have you fulfilled all you have promised your siblings? Get a life and stop fooling around!!!!!!!!!!

BigBashiru:
I used to be tactically defensive like you but those numbers you mention have nothing to do with buying and selling.

Only bvn connects with right hand and forehead.

why I hate most Nigerians. The white that brought religion to Nigeria has forged an better part for themselves and here you are basking in the euphoria of your nativity.... So you don't buy and sell with your ATM AND ACCOUNT NUMBER

Ilovenigeria:
Said a pained bleaching rejected sacrifice of umuagbala.

lol, you are still jealous about my skin and it's color? You are quick to condemn GEJ, do you know the name of tie LG council chairman or your councilor? Charity begins at home...

Ilovenigeria:
Anuofia!! when you attack me and my father first where you drunk. Now you are screaming and begging for constructive criticism kitikpa lachakwa gi anya.
Imgine me getting intimidated by nwanyi onye ara seven colours.
You put up picture of your bleaching black ass yet you don't want to accept a well constructed criticism. Nwokem stop kwa bleaching maka ndu gi. Rejected sacrifice.

you are so pained!!!!

lalasticlala:
14 Iyabo Ojo

why is her tattoo switchable? I smell rat somewhere!!!

Ilovenigeria:
Aunty bleaching cream why did you forget to bleach your knuckle. Who is stopping your father from ruling Nigeria? There is no point in exchanging words with you cos I checked your dp and you look like a rejected sacrifice umu agbala.

isthat all you could do, you ran to check me out and got intimidated. Now you came out with the bleaching ish.... Shame on you and be appreciative. Our leaders are not spirits so be appreciative and criticize constructively not destructively.....sorry forsaking reference to your old and worn out dad. Am sorry

Ilovenigeria:
Aunty bleaching cream why did you forget to bleach your knuckle. Who is stopping your father from ruling Nigeria? There is no point in exchanging words with you cos I checked your dp and you look like a rejected sacrifice umu agbala.

isthat all you could do, you ran to check me out and got intimidated. Now you came out with the bleaching ish.... Shame on you and be appreciative. Our leaders are not spirits so be appreciative and criticize constructively not destructively.....sorry forsaking reference to your old and worn out dad. Am sorry

Ilovenigeria:
Ozu nwuru anwu. Is it now a crime to travel by road or where you the one that paid my t-fare for me? kitikpa na enweghi mwanne kpagbukwa gi na umunna gi ebeaghu.
No I would've complained about my flight ticket msteeew.

useless girl, so much love for Nigeria, always looking for a way to rubbish the government, can your father rule Nigeria?

Henry120:
I really would love to, however, it's not my policy to chat offline.

oga Henry is it not wise you get across to him your email or any other contact. It might be for national interested....

Elvenvdk:
NIGERIA!!!! The Nigerian Military is one of the weakest, dumbest, most criminally inclined, stupidest and most useless militaries in the world!! They get a lot of money and it just gets stolen by the commanders and chiefs. They have equipment that looks great, but the soldiers themselves are ineffective and bloody scared. In pictures they look all tough and stuff, but my little sister and cat can take on a whole platoon probably. They have a special forces unit, which are also USELESS!!! They're a joke. Why?? Two WoRDs: BOKO HAREM. They have not engaged them, nor have they found any of the kidnapped people or brought them to justice. Weak Weak and double triple WEAK!! Honestly, Nigeria is a stack of cards that can be blown down at anytime.

elemental idiocy!!!!!

Pure

Ilovenigeria:
Idiota....akpamu..ezi bida....where in my post did you see me blaming GEJ?
If you have ordinary five naira sense you would've known the post was meant for the guy that quoted me, ewu Gambia.

ngbeke feeling funky.... You want everybody to know tha you are traveling with a bus. Complaining ober nothing... Unresponsive ingrate...

The beginning of the end of an empire. That idea is what took Gadaffi to his early grave.....

Okay oh

Ilovenigeria:
Please STFU!
Rubbish which Gej? Who told you I'm anti-Gej?
So anybody that asks questions now wants to rubbish Gej and his developmental bullshit. I am telling you the pain I am passing through now and you are talking GEJ, South East and rubbish, abeg swerve!!!!

O na asim Gej...

O na asim developmental....

O na asi kwa m bullshit......

mumu girl, Shebi Na GEJ block the road for Asaba.... Miss shaking bridge. Use your phone and google "tension and vibrations in a hollow pathway"

MikeZA:
Remember Nigeria needs SA than we do need NA.

We don't buy arms from Nigeria

You were the bloke who claimed Nigeria had an advanced defence industry than SA?

United State of America bought drones from Israel ? So what?

Segadem:
And the people’s verdict:

It’s a tie –Onah Gloria, accountant
I would say it’s partly Saka and partly Osuofia.
But Saka has an edge because his face alone is
comedy personified. However, put succinctly,
Nkem Owo has the words while Saka owns the
expression.

Osuofia should rebrand himself – Nenna Okwuani
Osuofia’s acting fortunes are fast dwindling and
he should blame himself for that. I don’t
understand what he does these days. From poor
role interpretation and poor diction, his acting has
been generally poor. And I am advising him to try
and rebrand himself.

Saka is funnier –Maryrose Ihenetuh,
nurse

Saka is funnier. Mere looking at him is enough to
make you laugh any day so I consider him as the
better comedian.

Osuofia running out of ideas –Adaora Emmanuel
I no longer enjoy Osuofia’s acting these days. He
seems to have run out of ideas and I don’t know
what is happened to him. His method of role
interpretation is now so glaringly flawed that even
children notice it. It is said that he no longer
works with the official lines in movie script he is
given but usually creates his own lines. If that is
true, then it’s probably why he overstretches
scenes with irrelevant lines. But I have never seen
Saka overstretching any scene and bombarding
us with irrelevant lines.

Give it to Saka – Desmond Obodoekwe,
undergraduate
Judging from their present form, I’ll give it to
Saka. But if we should consider Nkem Owo’s past
works such as Ikuku, Ukwa , Osuofia In London
and the likes, then he is the unarguable winner.
But as we speak, the slot should go to Saka .

Saka is more versatile – Jenifer Akaji,
sociologist
Saka is the talk of the town now and I think that
he has no rivals presently as far as comedy
business is concerned; he is more versatile than
Nkem Owoh.

Nkem Owo is waning – Bunmi Sikirat,
undergraduate
The problem with Nkem Owoh is that he has
systematically abandoned the part that made him
what he is today. He no longer does those
drunken, mischievous and village roles that
usually showcases his best. And if you look at
Saka, the reverse is the case; he hasn’t derailed
from playing those characters that made him the
Saka that we see today.

Nkem Owo has no rival – Peter Attama,
radiologist
I am a very busy person and barely find time to
watch movies. But whenever time permits me, I
try not to miss watching films that feature
Osuofia. I usually find his films suiting. And I
would not hesitate to vote for him rather than
Saka if your subject matter demands voting.

Saka is too good –Tunrayo Akinfenwa, student
I have never watched Saka play non-comedy
movie roles; he is just too good at interpreting
humorous roles. Meanwhile, Nkem Owoh is just
as good but I prefer Saka because he is usually
more real compared to Nkem Owoh.

Osuofia is a comic guru –Daniel Abiodun, civil
servant
Hafiz Oyetoro is a master rib cracker no doubt
but whoever watched Osuofia in Ukwa, Ikuku, Kiss
Me Quick and most of his early films will attest to
the fact that he is a comic guru. Just to share a
certain funny experience with you. I was once
seriously angered by my wife. And as I was
boiling, she sent one of my daughters to slot in
one of Osuofia’s newly released films which she
had just bought at that time; I think it was Ukwa.
And before I knew it I was cracking up in
laughter. It was at the end that I remembered
that I had issues with my wife.

I prefer Nkem Owoh –Audu Samuel,
undergraduate
I barely knew Saka until his popular I don Port
advert but I grew up knowing Osuofia. It is true
that his old works seem to appear more
captivating than the recent ones but he is still
good and I still prefer him to Saka.

I like Osuofia – Dickson Abayomi, computer
engineer
Everyone knows that Saka is a powerful
comedian. He even teaches comedy too. But
personally, I prefer Osuofia to Saka; he is a
fantastic rib cracker and perfect role interpreter.

Nkem Owoh, ultimate rib-cracker – Gregory
James, social worker

Nkerm Owoh is an amazing comedian. For him,
humour is part of life as he cracks jokes
effortlessly. He has plenty of it in him and only
needs to open his mouth and let it pour out. As
for me, he is Nigeria’s ultimate rib cracker.

They are both good – Badmus Abdulahi,
undergraduate
One thing about Saka and Osuofia is that as far
as comedy is concerned, they are both gladiators.
The only thing is that while Osuofia is more into
home movies, Saka focuses more on television
soaps. But one thing they have in common is that
they are both stage products. They both started
with stage plays and TV series before hitting
home movies.

Osuofia is far better – Engineer Nwoye Charles
I have no doubt in my mind that Osuofia still
stands tall and imposing among the cream of
Nigeria’s comic family; he is just awesome! I
have been opportune to witness him anchor
events a couple of times and he was always
extra-ordinary; I consider him far better than Mr.
Oyetoro.

Saka is the one – Adeosun Bamike,
undergraduate
Saka is better than Osuofia for now. Moreover, he
won my heart when he ported his way to mega
success with MTN.

It’s a tie – Ajayi Suleiman, dispatch executive
To me, comparing Saka and Osuofia would be like
comparing two different delicious dishes. They are
masters in their respective rights but with varied
strengths and weaknesses so I would call it a tie.
Saka is so good and Osuofia is just as good.

Osuofia is funnier, more mischievous – Obong
Modester, banker
My honest view is that I find Osuofia more
interesting and mischievous. And he plays his
mischief roles so humorously craftily you would
be unable to hold back laughter.

Osuofia is a great rib-cracker
– Mathias Chikwelu, businessman
Anyone who knows the stuff that Osuofiason is
made of would need no soothsayer to convince
him that Osuofia is a superb rib cracker; a great
comedian. In fact, he is my number one comedian
in the country.

I’ll go for Saka – Ismail Bakare, surveyor
Saka and Osuofia are top rib crackers in Nigeria.
And I think that was why MTN adopted both of
them as brand ambassadors. But beyond that, I
prefer Saka to Osuofia because I find his acting
more professional and more enriching.

Osuofia is far better –Nwanyi Sunday, lecturer
You can’t compare Osuofia with Saka. Both are
good but Osuofia is way ahead; he is in a world
of his own. Saka is more of a jester. Sometimes
he makes the whole joke appear childish. But
Osuofia always comes natural. Everything about
him is comedy. But that is not to say that Saka
is not good. What I’m trying to point out is that
Osuofia has a very wide and glaring edge over
Saka.

a 10man verdict!!!!!

CraigB:
This curve is attached for your enjoyment. Read it and weep Augububu. The trend is that of utter sheer uselessness. And these are only conservative numbers.

you should be wise enough to know that the terrorists are counted as Nigerian too. Or you thought they fell from moon? Moronic southies!!!!

adewasco2k:
you bought it and you had a problem with in in 2 weeks and you didnt return it?

please hire me

it's Mickey that sold it to me oh. My #120k oh. I just regretted doing that transaction with him. I contacted him and he said that he bought it too and don't manufacture laptops. One of the disadvantages of online business, especially In Nigeria where there are a lot of dubious people.

DSS should be on the trial; it's so obvious that the OP personally cloned that forum and wants to use his or her cheap gimmicks to direct traffic there.....

I bought a HP DM IV BEAT AUDIO customized from one of the vendor here in nairaland and after two weeks; the major keys in the keyboard stop working and I have to connect external keyboard to the laptop to use it and even the sensor board don't function at times. Could this be part of the problems?

TONYE001:
Yea, I grated the garden eggs...

Trust me, the garden eggs and egusi mixture was the BOMB.. I wouldn't mind repeating the process sef..(my wife would love to have a taste of it....she no gree me rest since I gist her about the soup)..

wife? Na wah oh.... Marrying before getting a job.... Dat soup looks oily and watery though. Nice concept

cramjones:
Nigerian military telling lies since 1800!

-CramJones

Loser; Old Cargo without shame!!!!

Ok

Dee60:
Expect a committee to be set up shortly. The re-cycled members are still there to join another committee. You know them!

idiot; do you know your local government chairman? If Nigerians can criticize their Parents; Ward councillors; LGAs Chairmen and Governors they way they do to GEJ; then I guess we are on the right part!b even this one that I just quoted that can't even preside over his/her spouse(a country of two people) is talking.....

14teenK: there are stil oda alternatives

ways like?

14teenK: babe na wah o.....so d bank official bleep u 4 10k hmmmm bitch!

you called me a bitc.h. So you want me to sleep on the street and get rapped by fashola and his APC tugs?

begwong: 10k?
was it a TDB arrangement
10k?
was it a TDB arrangement

yes oh. Oga I regret oh, since then I must carry enough money for purse oh

NgeneUkwenu: Meanwhile jonadaftt welcomes "Aro Mate" to the Nest of Killers!

wetin Aromates do you sef, dem loot your girlfriend for school so don shoot your roommate for school? Abeg oh

phantonce: I thought u are a lady

what do you mean? So a lady can't graduate?

MisterLongman: You want to show yourself......... You did not see the multiplication sign 'x' right

listen to your self, two means one plus one and not one multiplied by one. Simple logic!!!!!

Mine was the worst. I reside at Enugu but came to Lagos to preparing my traveling documents Nd I do not have any relative at Lagos so I had to lodge in a hotel around Alimosho axis, after everything at the immigration office and high commission office I it took me 3 days and I scheduled to leave by Saturday with the last 6k on my account. On getting to first bank at Idimu the Automatic Teller Machine gently swallowed my card and smiled, luckily but unluckily for me the bank was opened that Saturdays for wire transfer transactions and I stepped in there to report but they said I should come back by Monday, I tried to explain but all to no avail. No money to renew my accommodation notc even a decent feeding. I feel like dying and has to end up with the spending the night in one of the bank officials house and the next say being sunday he have me 10k for screw.ing me and I travelled back home without coming for the card again.