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The % is much and discouraging

@omoyahoo
i dey fine

You took word out off my mouth

If it fails me can I sue you?

objection granted!

promkingzz:
hi there! welcome to Nairaland (Sexuality)!!! let me take u by the hand and show u the 4ends of our Bleep explicits in here. lets get private alright? hola at me promkingzz@yahoo.com

Bush meat don dey pursue hunter

Mai Suya:
KAI!! if NL no carry laff kill person. . .

Then you go use rife knife kill the person, abi?

larryshow4:
@leoleo,
no vex, i don forget the car wey you request.

The cotonou price for Kia cerato and toyota corolla 2008

May be he is asking for the road map from his Liberia to his gal's Tunisia.
Please any body that has ever seen ztyle's gally Tunisia should kindly direct him

Thanks

@ztyle, i dey try help you beg them

Mr Smart:
Guy,

U go sell at1.6m. There is economic crunch.




Best regards

economic melt/ice down

Na true self

@poster
Which page for bible this tori dey self?

@larryshow4
No news for me?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my first year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

@my2cent
I want to build this web application at no cost from the ministry so that who ever uses the services of the portal will be charged. like schools sending files/document will be charged for transaction, students applying for bursary will be charged like N100 for application forms as is still the case now.
I need ideas on how to present it to the ministry on the proposal.

@Kobojunkie
Im developing a contact with an IT guy in WAEC lagos office, a friend to my cousine. Gotten his fone number but cant reach him now. what ever, i will keep the house informed.