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@Poster

The shape of a man's dkic determines the type of woman he goes for - what shape is your dikc? phat, slim, short, or which one - lets see - with pictures and we can judge which type of woman you prefer.

They need lessons in kissing - true or false.

The romance/sexuality section is the main reason 99per cent of NairaLanders come to the forum - true or false- True - you just check the statistics of each user and see where they spend most time.

I therefore request the name of the forum to be changed from NairaLand to www.oko_obo.com

I agree - only lonely folks can spend such time on a forum.

SeanT21:
I rebuke you in the Name Of Jesus Christ My Father. AMEN!!!

I PITY U SHA.

What if I have my own device? Do you sell the maps alone?

Brash!:
are you 12years old or 10yrs old, u dum-dum!

You will come back here to ask me -

SeanT21:
Does That Guy happes to Be Your Father.

You dare - see what happens to your relationship in 5 days.

Brash!:
what a sadist and a sick hilly-billy you're!

You are a goner - watch in 14 days what happens to you- u dare abuse me without a reason - u are a goner.

Both - when it is your turn - dont be proud of your achievements. Who says it is wrong to be proud of ones acheivement? Or you want him to remain a mediocre?

yesterday - on NairaLand - a guy talked to me anyhow - abusing me and saying all sorts - you know what - I told him - before two days - he will be gang raped by three women - lo and behold - this happened to him - he was gang raped by three hefty looking women with round and big buttoms - and as we speak - he is nursing his dikc.

JeSoul:
Phew! hehe I see you were stringing Lepashandi along those 'items' he requested are downright scary! The kinds of people and things one sees on Nairaland! 

be careful how you talk to me or i can make you wee on your bed in your night sleep for three days - ok?

This is not a joking matter - we have helped thousands - Siena - are you able to reconsider those things - but I can make a revision - just bring me one thing this time - and that will solve your problem - will you promise not to ask questions?

Siena:
Wow, that's a lot of dogs to be put down.

The Rottweiler left legs - is that the fore or aft legs?
Or both? Do I have to kill the dog, how does it learn to walk after the operation?

At least, you're not asking for right fore, and left hind.
A diagonal dog will get really mad if it has to learn to walk that way.

Siena - I said - no questions asked - you have spoilt the solution even before we concourse it - oh you - why?

For this reason - your debt shall increase ten folds, you shall not only sell your house and car - you shall begin selling your dikc - I warned you - no questions asked.

Siena:
Lepa, I'm in debt to the tune of £250,000.
Really struggling to feed - last week, I was forced to sell my car, and may have to sell my home too.

How can you help?

Sienna

You have to send us the following:

Pubic hair of a virgin girl from Iraq

Pubic hair of a virgin boy from Estonia

Ten left legs of rotweiler dogs

Five heads of Alsatian dogs

Seven white man's dikc skin

and finally - water in a bottle from the Thames River taken at 7am in the morning - send to us and we will make your debts to be wiped out under your very eyes. No questions asked.

most people are in the diaspora but actually not making anything good out of life - we are here to help - are you deep in debts - loans etc.

Get in touch at debtbusters@debtbusters.com

maree7:
By Gods grace i am packing back to Nigeria to work over ther at least if i want to go through any stress in my life i would go through it in my own country,  that is just my plan


I can't believe  optimistic people like u are still around, who sees the cup half full not half empty 

Maree - i just love you from the bottom of my heart.

debosky:
simple question, what institution did lepashandi attend to feel the need to insult others?

obviously - same cap you used to cover your face in your profile picture, that same cap has covered your brain and marshed it up so much that you can't read no more.

the time una parents send una go school - na toto una dey fok up and down - me i come graduate now - una come dey vex - see - una no even fit mention the name of una school - we no go see am for ever - some of una graduate from university of iworoko ekiti - some from university of ikot yumi - university of obong attah - etc. nameless school wey we no know d address.

maree7:
@ topic
suprisingly,  i refuse to work here after seeing most of the peeps i kno working 2-3 stressful jobs and at the same time going to school. . .  i guess i got other plans for ma life. . . 

But for all da peeps still at it. . meyn i give yall kudos for goin through so much stress. . but advise,  plssss don't work your self too hard because it ain't healthy  . . _{a lot of people drop dead} 

I will marry you for this excellent post - maree.

IncaGold:
Na wa o, people with better masters degree from tapping schools never open their mouth to talk, person when manage to school for edinburgh no let people hear word. It shows the quality of people in your sch. I'm pretty sure people from better schools wont run their mouth this much.
God help us.

You? school for better school? hahahah i dey laugh u - olodo. your school no get name - at least mine get name.

Brash!:
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u dey craze, your own mumu pass classification!

sho - see persin wey him mouth be like goat dey talk.