Hannibal:

I don't know what u mean, amigo.
Ya hand hurts on her waist but won't hurt on a hot, pulsating booty??
I need graphic description to understand you.

I can't help you there  

onyinye2:

Guys need to fit that Reggie Bush look, and all will be fine.

You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

davidylan:

Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

Oh so you want woman that when you hug feels like a grizzly bear?

StephenP:

You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

Shaarup dia. Who is "our"? Anyways. . . . never said i didn't have hips oka.

davidylan:

Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

LMAO Gosh david. . .funniest thang i've read all day.

StephenP:


You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

hehehe
dont 4get boobs n onion booty like kim.k

Hannibal:

I agree. . . . .
However, better things come at a price.
The single most important factor is. . . .You won't be the only one in his life.
Can u handle that shiznit??

i was waiting for you to say that actually
lol, no wonder they voted you NL's most notorious playa

onyinye2:

Oh so you want woman that when you hug feels like a grizzly bear? ;

she doesnt have to feel so huge you cant get your hands around her. The soft feel of those boobs on your chest, curvy waist, nice round bum and wide hips . . .   Now that is a woman. Not those 400m olympians with attachment.

davidylan:

Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

davidylan:

Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

try telling hannibal

@Poster

The shape of a man's dkic determines the type of woman he goes for - what shape is your dikc? phat, slim, short, or which one - lets see - with pictures and we can judge which type of woman you prefer.

lepashandi:

@Poster

The shape of a man's dkic determines the type of woman he goes for - what shape is your dikc? phat, slim, short, or which one - lets see - with pictures and we can judge which type of woman you prefer.

im lost

davidylan:

she doesnt have to feel so huge you can't get your hands around her. The soft feel of those boobs on your chest, curvy waist, nice round bum and wide hips . . .   Now that is a woman. Not those 400m olympians with attachment.

Well i guess that is a plus for me cause i don't run that race. Slender athlete women rock. I might not look like freakn' Toccarra or something, but don't mean i resemble some anorexic white girl.

lepashandi:


The shape of a man's dkic determines the type of woman he goes for - what shape is your dikc? phat, slim, short, or which one - lets see - with pictures and we can judge which type of woman you prefer.

     

onyinye2:

Well i guess that is a plus for me cause i don't run that race. Slender athlete women rock. I might not look like freakn' Toccarra or something, but don't mean i resemble some anorexic white girl.

Onyinye2, we shld go private and discuss how and what you look like.

tope2000:

i was waiting for you to say that actually
lol, no wonder they voted you Nairaland's most notorious playa

Nairaland's most notorious playa??   Hell Nah!!!
Pataki, Eldee, SLY and many others are in the Premier league.

StephenP:

I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

Brilliant post!!!

A woman can be slender and have adequate boobs and ass to match her frame.
That is all i need to see not a mountain ass and DD sized boobs that might suffocate me in bed.
Slender woman till i dizza. . . . . . .

davidylan:

Onyinye2, we shld go private and discuss how and what you look like.

What an opportunist.

StephenP:

I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

And what are you bringing to the table homeboy?

Onyinye dont mind all the haterz. I love you just the way you are. but please you need to add an extra layer of booty.

onyinye2:

What an opportunist.

are you interested or not? 

bigboyslim hands off onyinye2, we igbo men dont give away our women, slender or not.

onyinye2:

And what are you bringing to the table homeboy?

Unzip my pants and check it out

Hannibal:

Nairaland's most notorious playa??   Hell Nah!!!
Pataki, Eldee, SLY and many others are in the Premier league.


Brilliant post!!!

A woman can be slender and have adequate boobs and ass to match her frame.
That is all i need to see not a mountain ass and DD sized boobs that might suffocate me in bed.
Slender woman till i dizza. . . . . . .

all the above too are also voted but you came first
followed by SLY, eldee n pataki

i agree with words in bold
too much of everything is rubbish

bigboyslim:

Onyinye don't mind all the haterz. I love you just the way you are. but please you need to add an extra layer of booty.

Hiss!!

davidylan:

are you interested or not? 

bigboyslim hands off onyinye2, we igbo men don't give away our women, slender or not.

NOT. what am I, an auction piece. . . .

StephenP:

Unzip my pants and check it out

(coughing relentlessly)

StephenP:

Unzip my pants and check it out

is sumthing suppose to jump out

onyinye2:

NOT. what am I, an auction piece. . . .

Haba calm down now madam . . . its usual to say "not" at the first try. A good guy never backs out.
Onyinye what say you and i become private friends?
I like slender women too . . .

davidylan:

are you interested or not?

bigboyslim hands off onyinye2, we igbo men don't give away our women, slender or not.

and would you expect this from someone who can't keep his hands off Ruby Pearl.

tope2000:


is something suppose to jump out

Tope cover your eyes. dont let these folks corrupt you.

bigboyslim:

and would you expect this from someone who can't keep his hands off Ruby Pearl.

shhhh.  

Onyinye2 i'm on one knee o.  

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

tope2000:

 
is something suppose to jump out

Jump out??
A toad? A rat? A louse or the one-eyed snake??

tope2000:

all the above too are also voted but you came first
followed by SLY, eldee n pataki

It was a fake poll.
I didn't even hear about it so disregard ASAP.
Hannibal is an easy going dude. . . . . . .No strings of women in ma lair.

i agree with words in bold
too much of everything is rubbish

U see!!

This is what some women don't wanna understand.
They believe tits and ass must be excessive to make guys go wow!! NOT for me!!!
If i ever become the President of Nig, i would arrest all excessive carriers of FLESH.

davidylan:

Haba calm down now madam . . . its usual to say "not" at the first try. A good guy never backs out.
Onyinye what say you and i become private friends?  
I like slender women too . . .

I say, you are off your marks.

davidylan:

shhhh.  

Onyinye2 i'm on one knee o.  

Betta get down on two and bow down.

bigboyslim:

Tope cover your eyes. don't let these folks corrupt you.

You obviously haven't read one of his poems.

*Morenike:

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

Please spare us the details

*Morenike:

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

Explains so much.

onyinye2:


You obviously haven't read one of his poems.

Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

onyinye2:

I say, you are off your marks.
Betta get down on two and bow down.

na wa o . . . onyinye2 you are making things so hard for a gentle man.  
Anyway i know the way to Texas and i'll be bringing my pot of palmwine to greet my in-laws pretty soon.

i'm on two knees fully bowed down for the hand of the queen . . .   [size=3pt]say yes[/size]

bigboyslim:

Please spare us the details

Oops too bad too late

onyinye2:

Explains so much.

No shit! You're just too annoying, sorry I went off you jare