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Business / Re: "2 Years Ago I Started My Business With N30K But Now.."Nigerian Man Reveals.PICS by LePrezident(m): 8:05pm On May 29, 2017
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Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 7:22pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:



Ouch...I apologize on behalf of all of us grin grin hope none of them left you for him grin

Lol pas possible, they all told me about his shenanigans and I just kept it cool like a bawse cool

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Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 5:58pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:





Good , now go out there and preach about how good leos are tongue

Lol you wish, this same Leo guy has tried to hit on most of my girls over the years so I sure ain't preaching nothing.
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Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 3:57pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:



Lol, no ways most leos I've met are just like me , the opposite of your buddy .

Lol, I give up

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Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 3:47pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:





Lol sounds like your friend is an addict and an embarrassment to the the rest of us tongue.

Lol, it's gotta be a Leo thing tongue
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:30pm On May 29, 2017
SorftWerk:
Germinis

Geminis are dirty cheaters. They will cheat on you with someone from your close circle of friends or people that you know. They want to sit at a table with you and your friends/acquaitances and realize that they had sex with at least 50% of the people there. They love that shit. If you’re lucky enough, your Gemini might not cheat on you at all. Sometimes, fantasies are more than enough for them. But know, that in their heads, they’re having sex with all of your friends.

This is gravely inaccurate. This is the description for a Leo
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:27pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:




He is an exception then tongue

Lol well ion know. But I've known this Leo dude for more than 10 years and for those ten years he's engaged in at least two escapades every single day.
Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:19pm On May 29, 2017
Nizox:
Geminis are bunch of unstable creatures

Maybe (cos that's how the outside world sees it). But in truth we are actually the most stable. We're just adventurous and sometimes need time to ourselves to rejuvenate cos we have the greatest brain power of the bunch. During this seclusion period of brain-rejuvenation, a Gemini's partner might begin to suspect that he/she is cheating when in fact the Gemini is only enjoying their own self-company for the moment. #My2Cents

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Romance / Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by LePrezident(m): 2:08pm On May 29, 2017
Lionessza:
Spot on.

The Leo description is false. I know one Leo guy, cheating is first nature to him. His life will end the day he stops cheating.
Romance / Re: My Virgin-girlfriend Lost It A Night Before THE Night. by LePrezident(m): 2:47pm On May 28, 2017
banqalee:
Update:She has refused to go with me to report to the police,saying she doesn't want to raise the issue.She's in church now and can't come to see me because her shoe is tight.Something is not right about the whole picture.
I am broken.Maybe I should just break up with her.

Loooool this one is on a long thing.

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Romance / Re: My Virgin-girlfriend Lost It A Night Before THE Night. by LePrezident(m): 2:42pm On May 28, 2017
luminouz:
Lmaooooo! Ehya! So u waited for YEARS to pop the cherry n now some don helped u Munch d thing! I don't believe she was raped! She claimed DAT so as not to lose U in case u finally tasted d thing....
Am luminouz n trust me DAT shiiit happened to me....d geh claimed she be virgin..I kept telling her to tone down on d virgin issue DAT my love is not virginity based! Any small thing she be like I will curse u if u fvck me n leave me coz u know am a virgin!!
Then d day came!!! I put in d black mamba n come watch as d geh swallow am( n am on d thick side o).she was just saying 'eeesshhhh...ooooshhhhhh......eazzzzz' n I fully entered without blood coming out! Na so I put in some 'ishan' n banged her like 2mao no dey! I asked her afterwards why blood no come out....she was like one of her uncles wanted to rape her n couldn't but put in his finger .....just only his finger o.....maybe datz Y!
I banged her twice more DAT night...the next day I walked out n never looked BACK!!! I hate liars!!!

Always wondered why they have to lie about poo like this. It pisses me off to the high heavens. A guy will be in his corner jejely not giving a toss whether a girl is a virgin or not but the girl will be shouting on rooftops constantly about her virginity. That's how there was this girl who kept claiming virgin when it's not as if that poo is any of my business. When we bleeped I realized she was nothing close to virgin, but it wasn't my business as usual, well I just played along with her charade after all sex is one of the sweetest things in the world grin... from time to time when we're talking she'll keep saying "you know you broke me right?" I'll just ignore the statement like I didn't hear. I later called off whatever arrangement we had cos for me why will you even lie? And then be insisting I broke you like I'm stupid and a novice; I bet she was even suckling her mother's bweasts when a niccur started this game.

I don't know if some of the ladies don't observe a guy better before spewing that 'virgin-lie' poo. Personally I don't put a premium on the virginity thing cos a gf of 4 years that I broke eventually went to bleep another nigg* so for me that poo is overrated. I have had a few virgins in my life time and they don't make noise about that poo. When a lady starts shouting "I'm a virgin" upandan I instantly tag her a liar at the back of my mind.

Ladies just be you, any guy who will like you will like you for you.

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Romance / Re: In What Ways Do Ladies Test Their Man And Why by LePrezident(m): 12:40pm On May 28, 2017
pressplay411:


Lmao I'm on the look out for your Pre-wedding Montage. Whose efo riro will finally get you crying out your vows. Lool

Hahahaha guy no make I choke on top water wey I dey drink. We'll see when the time is right, meanwhile no dey wait for me announce your own sharparly so I can come to Lagos and eat Naija jollof tongue

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Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 12:00pm On May 28, 2017
Hati13:

Sign of confusion. undecided

Je n'ai pas le temps pour toi.
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 11:28am On May 28, 2017
Hati13:

[s]What is your problem? Which statement I posted is a lie?

And to prove you wrong, emperor Haile Selassie didn't considered himself to be black. When Marcus Gravely(the man who wrote the prophecy of the future Rastafarian religion) visited Britain during WWII to talk with the exiled Haile Selassie, but Haile Selassie refused to talk to him, because he was a black.[/s]

K.
Romance / Re: In What Ways Do Ladies Test Their Man And Why by LePrezident(m): 11:01am On May 28, 2017
pressplay411:


lol @donjazzy. @least mk I get my own mavin too na. I dey follow you 4d queue.
Besides still Grooming myself to be the best man grin

Lol this man, you dey join who for queue? You go just old.
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 10:40am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:

It's common knowledge Ethiopian emperors like Menelik and Selassie didn't see themselves as black. They saw themselves as semitic, which actual Ethiopians have confirmed on here. Just read their responses to Hati Menelik post.
Are you really saying no tribalism exists in Ethiopia? Many Ethiopians have exposed how Selassie has done attrocious things, like owning 20,000 slaves.

Alright.
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 10:16am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:

Then why don't you believe me?

Cos I've been to Ethiopia several times and over and all what the OP listed there is so false. And he says he sees them online denigrating darker-skinned people? Puhlease, how many Ethiopians are able to come online considering they have a very strict telecoms regime which is very state-controlled. And those who are able to who are mostly in the diaspora have no reason to denigrate a darker skin. There are even a sect of Ethiopians who are probably even way darker than you. I wonder what sort of twisted imagination would lead one to write that thing the OP wrote. And HRM Emperor Haile Selassie never considered himself a negro?? If he didn't consider himself a negro, what then did he consider himself? A Caucasian? If he didn't consider himself a negro, would he together with Dr. Kwame Nkrumah and other African leaders in the early 60's agree to site the OAU (now AU) headquarters in Addis Ababa?

What is the motivation for spewing distorted info online?
Romance / Re: In What Ways Do Ladies Test Their Man And Why by LePrezident(m): 9:38am On May 28, 2017
pressplay411:
Testing your significant other is not wrong. But then some lines should never be crossed in the name of testing especially if the relationship is for the long haul. Fact is there's a lot of pretense in most relationships, we package to impress, turn up our strengths and play down our weaknesses. But this can only go on for so long until eventually you get tired and the true colors start to show.
So, a little test here and there is not so bad. Test for the qualities most important to you.
Test their temper, chivalry, respect, generosity, neatness and support and of course loyalty.

Oga Don Jazzy, when you go marry? cheesy
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 9:36am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:

Are you Jamaican?

No ma'am, Ghanaian.
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 9:10am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:

He didn't lol look it up!

Yea man, me ne'er go look it up. Me know what me know. Me a taya fi propagandist and whatnot. Too many misinformation inna this yard me seh.
Romance / Re: . by LePrezident(m): 1:29am On May 28, 2017
fanficgirl:

[s]Haile Sellasie didn't see himself as a negro[/s]
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Lol, if those bewbs could talk, they'll be singing some song about liberation grin

Lol, we knew we'll find you here Sarafina the freedom fighter

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Romance / Re: Ladies:am Tired ,I Really Need Your Help by LePrezident(m): 1:00pm On May 26, 2017
ZarZar:


Soon. I'll have to look around for a good artist 1st because I don't wanna end up with a shrub on my ear lol. That's delicate work.

Looooool @ shrub on ear

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Romance / Re: Ladies:am Tired ,I Really Need Your Help by LePrezident(m): 12:21pm On May 26, 2017
ZarZar:


I'll have no problem posting an ear lol

Lol alright, make our weekend with the ear tattoo

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