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ZarZar:

Loooooooooool

NeeKlaus:
It always works, Bro... it always does. She will virtually crawl on her knees towards him.

Hmmmm I see...

ZarZar:
Lol, it's my love. It's a heavyweight word for me & I don't use it lightly. It makes me emo

Awwww, and you just used it on me .... I'm so emo right now

ZarZar:
Lol, I already said it in my initial post. Those are the names I call my man, not my men

Zarzar #sigh #RollsEyes... which of the pet names is your favorite

ZarZar:
I prefer to volunteer answers. If I wanted to answer rapid questions, I'll be on a quiz show

So what pet names do you give to the women in your life? Do you have a least favourite pet name? I know I'd shank a guy if he ever called me Sugar It just sounds like something you'd caller a hooker by.

Well then sugar I haven't really noticed.. I guess I just coin a pet name from their names.

What pet names have you called your men? You can also volunteer the number if your would

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ZarZar:


What is this one saying?

Lol, so when will you ever answer a question

Raine80:
He should show interest in someone she knows I can assure you all this nonsense will stop immediately.

Does this strategy work all the time?

ZarZar:
I've called all the guys I've dated by name, except one

Depending on the mood really, but he's

Honey
Baby/my baby
My love
My chocolate
Puddin
Stallion, mustang

Yeah, yeah, I'm a romantic

Is that so? #ScratchesHead... when you say all, you mean 7 or 8 less 1 right?

mchenzy:
Is very easy to start dropshipping. Just built mine yesterday with just $4 BitCoin... awkward? Yea it is.... only one person here in Nairaland knows about my dropshipping.

The way I see it is this, don't share anything till it has grown. That's the hard lesson I have learnt.

Edit: Ask me questions and I will answer them but when it goes too much to big secrets I won't answer them...fair enough.

I just set-up my shopify store. How do I stock it with products?

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optional1:
match don end..





Congrats madrid but i still will hate you guys..

Lol sorry

Man U & Madrid 4 life.

optional1:
LePresident
op needs slap from the spiritual world.

Lol true, he's there vexing anyhow and smashing phone. OP I hope you bought a new phone for the girl. Smash someone's phone in the centre of restaurant for everybody to be looking at him just because the girl got a text. And what if it's another guy she's bleeping so what? Just end the relationship.

I doubt if even the girl's father who has taken care of her all these years will do that poo of smashing his own daughter's phone.

Jaynom:
This your Thinking nawa o.
How is she a whóre? Because she got raped?
Guy! I have amazing female friends that are not virgins.
I also know a couple of virgins with irritating personalities. Don't use virginity to determine who a good person is.

U dey mind the OP? The guy no mature, na the wahala be that. He need life experiences from different angles him suppose don stop dey waste energy on top say woman no be virgin. If woman na your own na your own, i no understand guys wey wan kill themselves on top woman matter #JustNegodu

OP if person vex you, just waka dey go. Which one consign you with smashing person phone for public come dey disgrace your entire generation.

franksam2009:
Matured advice only please!!!!
I met this girl joy(not real name) last year may2016, she was a virgin when we met, we started a no sex relationship just as she wanted, i visit her home 4 or 5 times a week, her family are aware of our relationship, it all went fine until I embacked on a journey(4 weeks) on December, I came back January that was when I noticed something strange about her, she changed completely, I invited her to my house we talked,kissed, I was so eager to know if she was still a virgin, I wanted to stylishly check like I always did before, she started crying and pleading, confessing how a guy raped her, I kicked her out of my house, later her family invited me for us to settle(they didn't really know what's going on) I accepted her back and we started having sex from then,.
Last week we were at a public place eating, a text came into her phone, I picked it up to read, she rushed trying to collect it from me, I held it tight, I opened it and saw caller tune stuff, I wanted to give it back but I had a feeling she was hiding something, I scrolled down I saw a text I think she forgot to delete, a guy was apologizing for what happened between them saying it wasn't intentional, I hit the phone very hard on the floor immediately after reading it, everyone was like "bros abeg calm down", I left angryly. Her mom have been calling me since then I couldn't pick up. She sent me a text saying the guy is just a friend at her work place, she went to visit him and he forced himself on her cos no one was around. I am really depressed and I don't think I can forgive her, I don't know what to do.
I need your advice please

You are very immature. My advice is you stop dating for a couple of years till you are mature and sort out your anger issues. You should channel this passion into other sectors of life no be on top woman matter.

BTW, your so called gf wasn't raped. She had consensual sex. This is another reason you should be matured enough to read in between the lines.

Michellla:
I say use soap

Really? All health journals I've read say only douche and soap causes reactions and irritations.

Lionessza:
Hahahaha nope lazy to workout

Lol right #RollsEyes

Lionessza:
Lol not at all .


His , he had become too lazy , uncreative and crazy for my liking .

Summary: He had become lazy in bed. Loooooooool

Lionessza:
Hahahaha i promise I have nomore cheating stories , after that incident I repented .



It was a hot mess , and I was young and stupid don't know why I didn't just break it off instead of sneaking around like a criminal lol.

Lol, I still have a strong feeling that there's another story lurking in the corner and it's only a matter of time before you subconsciously spill it.

What made the relationship a mess? Your fault or his.

Lionessza:
It was the first and the last time I did it . Just like it was pointed on our star sign we only cheat when the relationship is a mess and that's even rare . Your friend is an exception and a pussy thief we ain't the same .

Lmao, there she comes up with excuses before we know it you'll be making another confession (have my fingers crossed )

So was your relationship then a mess?

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Lionessza:
Yes some years back I was dating this other guy and I met another who lived in another city and we clicked. So this new guy came to visit some of his friends in the city I was living in and he invited me to the get together , little did I know that the guy was in the same circle of friends as my then bf and I had lied to the bf that I was going out of town for the weekend to visit my sister. As me and the new guy were busy playing PDA in the kitchen, in walked my bf whilst my face was cradled between his hands and I was licking his lips like I was going to get paid for it . When I saw my bf I just froze , I was so embarrassed and I deserved every name he called me

There! Gotchya! And the other time you were busy getting high off that 'Leos don't cheat' koolaid when I rightfully pointed out to you that Leos cheat a lot. I even gave you an example of a Leo guy who cheats at least twice daily but you vehemently defended your zodiac. Now what do we see, it's like you have brought yaself. Lol!

Wait...

What law has she broken?

Are there rules against corpers having sex?

Is the National Service Scheme a monastery?

Do corpers swear an oath of celibacy?

Are they sacking her because she's married?

How is her marital affairs the business of the National Service Scheme?

And what about the guy who she had sex with, is he not to be sanctioned also that is if this balderdash is legal in the first place?

Michellla:
so they say

So what do you say?

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jakandeola:
marrage is for a man so behave likeba man

So a man is supposed to beat a woman? How were you raised? Guy you need to go learn how to better spend this short human life on useful things if not God will not spare you at the end of life for misplaced priorities.

Onyeka Onwenu - Iyogogo

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ZarZar:
Mother Superior to you!

Lol but I haven't challenged that fact. By the way, can I get bweast milk mom?

ZarZar:
Lol, thanks for confessing. God forgives you, my child

Lol, and you too mom

ZarZar:
Yeah, but nobody wants to be confronted with the evidence of what you stick into your body. Keep that shit private. I for one would be utterly grosses out, with my mind going wild.

I don't know what you're talking about in your last line because I prefer mine warm to the touch & attached to another human.

Lol, I won't interrogate the matter any further but almost everyone has self-serviced at some point in time.