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ochongonoko: Hahahaha... I owe it to you, you're good and stand for what you believe in . I never thought you'd 'catch' me but I guess I didn't cover my tracks well by storming in on this thread acting like an old poster. I did throw away people's suspicions by posting with both caruj and ochon at the same time, many people including @peasant reincarnated and @itsModella fell for it

You stood your ground and never fell for my tricks. I opened my caruj moniker for the same reason as doomfa.. fight and cuss anybody that insults me first. It worked though cos I've been involved in my E-fights in the last two weeks and won them all . Once again, congrats . Wishing SpadeOfMind a HML in advance

@all, make una no vex.. Just wanted to see how it was fighting online, it can be fun sha.. Will be retiring the caruj moniker unless I have extreme need for it

@peasant reincarnated, abeg post something jor. No allow love turn you to mumu . We'll understand if you break your vow. It's normal . I miss your rants already

dre11: tar!
But for this thread

Ishsoph: Its 'mael' not 'meal'. Am gud! How's ur wkend altogether?

Ishsoph: Lati(tin)fat!

dre11: hun!!
From Bba

ochukoccna: Congratulations Arsenal
You played better in the 2nd half even though you still lost
Well done boys, dust yourselves and knuckle up for the next round of games
Now we know& have confirmed that Van Persie is a football bastard
CR7 did not celebrate against Yoonited even though R Madrid beat them in last year Champions league quarter final
CR7 had left Yoonited for over 4 years
But what of V Persie who was Arsenal's captain 2 seasons back
A bastard is a bastard no matter the affection you show him

dre11: nope
seems i know this moniker some where

dre11: Hi everyone
am just new here
just want to know what going on here.

carujmonella: See em head .. I saw you viewing this thread for hours. . Well, since you're among the girls that have a 'thing' for reincarnated, I'll help you as much as I can

Nothing much happened sha.. @Dre was conversing with @agbgift, before we knew what was happening, @toyindipo caught @dre flirting with @agbgift. The love affair is the new buzz in this thread. @agbgift was even shy and left, nobody noticed till @dre started missing her

@njokusboy had a slight headache, so couldn't chat much

@spade(your larve ) never failed to grasp the opportuinity to diss mlevin for his lack of taste in clothes and entertainment wise. He shockingly left out
the mellishans in his subtle jibes . Could the world be coming to an end?

@kslib had airtel fùcking up his chances of chatting with us due to bad network but miraculously, he was able to chat freely with his new found love, @tabh . How he's able to achieve that feat remains a mystery to us . I guess love conquers all things including bad network . And before I forgot, any kisses was thrown about between them . The birth of Ktabh

@ninnynanny was busy updatinng us on the fight between mellishans and Msquare at melvin's FB page. Buncha delusional lots if you ask me. Adastunner and the new rétarded edo-born mellishan named sonia didn't fail to deliver in the quest to outdo the Msqaure in sheer and utter stupidity and fuckery. Their english is an eyesore. Text-typing like buncha nursery pupils. Smh. Fools with IQ less than my fingers

@Gom's topic made the FP for the first time and the niccur went beserk and even had to ask for ₦100 mtn card to to call @joskydaky , renew his internet subscription and fortunately for him, an anonymous samaritan helped him out. We think the good samaritan is @spade because GOM thinks he's a RICH MAN(emphasis on a man). .

@J&H was busy dragging ella.b with reinc. According to our inner sources, ella has friendzoned JH and daanyxy abi na kyle XY


@reincarnated flirted with @uju_sizzle,agbgift,royal pearl, tabh, flome,c'est moi, you and everything in skirts right under lekpalicious' nose. Lekpacious got and angry and refused to talk to him, seeking for a divorce. Me and other good guys like me tried to calm her down but reincarntaed won't stop chasing ladies like a dog on heat . So lekpa left the thread and that was when the scales fell off peasant reincarnated eyes and he tried apologizing but it was too late. He swore not to chat on here till @lekpalicious talks to him. A decision I know your crush, the drama queen, reincarnated can't achieve after all @GOM lasted only two weeks before coming to realization that he's been forgotten and forsaken . Lwkmd

@carujmonella was silent, watching all this drama unfold

Erm.. Erm.. That pretty much sums it up.... Happy sunday y'all


From our aproko and gbegebroun correspondent, reporting for BBA newpapers

caseless: Lertee

ninnyanny: Wow

dre11: why now
you for call am for coner to tell am
kia
ogbona felifeli

Reincarnated: Bro, I speak what's true and that babe...that babe ....that honey looking babe ....has a thing for me but too bad for her I'm married





Honey, join the queue. Right behind Uj_Sizzle.

All these girls, dem just plenty. Drop your qualifications, let me see your level of potential to handle a King like me

carujmonella: .. You don enter one chane

Watch her him say 'I know you have a thing for me '

LMAO

Reincarnated: wish? Sweetie, I know u do.

Mellish time:

That awkward moment Uj_Sizzle left one of kslib's gif's but about 5 of mine and she says she doesn't have a thing for me

That awkward moment Uj_Sizzle helped me unban my account and said if anti spambot comes knocking, I should send her (a mod) a message and yet she says she doesn't have a thing for me

That awkward moment Uj_Sizzle realized King Rein was Reincarnated and started jumping on her bed and yet she says she doesn't have a thing for me

That awkward moment Uj_Sizzle enjoys the fact that I call her Sizzles Uju and ....just and.... yet she says she doesn't have a thing for me

That awkward moment Sizzles Uju tells me to tell her how I feel after I dress normal for one day and yet....she says it was just an advice

That awkward moment Uj_Sizzle quotes me first... ready to give me advice on what she feels my self obsession was really about and yet.....she says its nothing

That awkward moment I now ask if she has a thing for me and ofcourse as a girl, she denies it

Everybody, Uj_Sizzle AKA Sizzles Uju AKA.... I dont have any other AKA yet... has a thing for me

Okay Mellish moment over. Baby, u know u want to pm me

Prof Corruption: A vote for Jonathan in 2015 is a vote for corruption. A vote for impunity, a vote for cluelessness, a vote for docility.
Say NO to Jonathan, say NO to corruption.

speedyboi: Lol...Desmond Elliot's Trailers always look interesting! But there's no time I see his movie that I won't leave the theatre feeling sober on how I just wasted my cash! .

It might be interesting anyway. I think this is his first local language movie?

jp philips: are you menstruating?

jp philips: in prayers you mean?
economy grows by 7.5%, corruption grows by 30%, infrastructural decay grows by 20%.
nepotism further sinks the political structure by another 10%. it is only a fool that will refer to this anomie of existence as a growth.
I refuse to be bamboozled.