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Airforce1 bro, there is this girl on nairaland i have been "eyeing" and she promised to come to the nairaland beach party. Abeg after the beach party, i will like to use your house for something. Don't ask me what the something is pls

Airforce1:
It tastes like pussie

Jesu!

Ha!

O ja mi la ra je!

osazsky:
and how many goals have carrick and IBRA scored this season, assist self, free salaries clubs, when we have good players like dybala, lerma,grexma u dey hear dey talk of experience, oya chop experience na

Let me tell you, if ibra and carrick were not in the team last season man united will have finished 10th or below and would not have won even rubber cup

osazsky:
IBRA is 36 and useless can IBRA outrun walker who is 26 on a one on one situation, IBRA is past, I will say it 100 times man u is too big for IBRA, na name una dey buy,name and quantity pep city dey buy talent and quality, simple

Experience bro.... Experience matters in football!

That's why carrick sef dey the squad. To ginger all these small boys in the squad

osazsky:
u know una prob, una go use millions buy only one player and expect d player to perform magic, wat man u needs now is a total overall, even if u buy messi or neyma una go still b shit team, can't mou do wat pep did, get rid of young,Valencia,rojo,dermain,mhiki,Fulani felani, Jones and blind, IBRA, these are useless player collecting free salaries, man u is too big for dem, arsenal has d same problem

Man United is too big for ibra?

To nack you jazz just dey hungry me

Gbemishile1:
and im eye blind and im head go zombie mode for early open market season when dem man city dey buy better players

Man United didn't back him like city backed guardiola. Remember he wanted to buy perisic a winger but man united to drop money

Mourinho is still a good coach regardless

I think what he needs to do is buy players that fit every position with one or two versatile players

I mean...it's only man united among the "top six teams" that 2 wingers are playing right back and left back (valencia and ashley young), 2 "number 10s" playing as wingers (mata and mkhitaryan), 2 strikers playing as wingers (martial and rashford), 1 offensive midfielder who is not Manchester United quality by the way playing as defensive midfielder (Fellaini)

Look at man city, it's only delph that is playing out of position and that is because benjamin mendy got injured. Every other player is playing their position

And he should be substituting lukaku. Harry kane, salah, aguero, gabriel jesus, morata, lacazette they all get substituted but lailai mourinho no go comot lukaku. Once he plays he must complete 90 minutes. He did this same nonsense last season with ibrahimovic and we all know where man united finished

bettercreature:
His hatred for Mourinho and United is just too much.He has never said anything good about the team either win or lose

Did he make that stoopid statement he is always saying about man united players wanting to play for man city

bettercreature:
Sherwood is such an idiot

What did he say this time?

Everything now comes online

When king CR7 equaled messi 5 ballon d'or

Messi should be ashamed of himself......otuoshi

If king CR7 was the one leading messi 4 - 1 in ballon d'or messi can never equal it....lai lai

That makes CR7 a better player without a shadow of a doubt

Messi was on 11 goals while king CR7 was on 2 goals in champions league. The king himself in 3 games surpassed messi to finish highest goal scorer and help his team win back-to-back champions league.....unbelievable!!!

Mjshexy:
Thanks

Wetin concern "thanks" with wetin i talk bikonu?

Buhari you shall not go unpunished, you have made nigerian girls brain to be touching

barallanee:
wats wrong with it

I feel like...

barallanee:
It is only wen they cheat on u DAT u will cry it

This ya lips eh

Mjshexy:
I hope your Mr Ice hasn't started cheating on you

Just see the way you crossed you legs as if you are still a virgin

You girls of nowadays sha

Muzanga:
Nigerian men love to call successful women prostitutes. Even nairaland guys will be quick to shout olosho . I really dont know why. Do these guys have mothers at all? Some of them were actually raised in a brothel yet they a quick to slut shame any woman who has more money than they do. Nairaland guys please end this in 2017.

I can tell you why if you want to really know

Tension532:
she's guilty


she should've ignored him

And if she had ignored, you guys will say "silence means consent"

Ayam tired of human beings especially nigerians

Hmmmmmm

So what would have made a girl with all these qualifications marry an illiterate like oritsefemi?

Oya intelligent girl

B.SC

MBA















HIV

I will nack her jazz and end the relationship

I will not form "mature" and continuing being friends. Because i have lots of female friends already

What inspired this thread was a thread that made front-page yesterday about a guy that proposed to his girl in the cinema

So i was imagining she said "no"

What's next?

Guys i would like to hear your opinions, what will you do if you propose and she said "no"

cobsol:
I dey teee you.

My recent girl Na so, if just make guy small 10 men dey wait to lik her shoe.. I Don taya

It's because you are BROKE and not a guy man.

Northernonyenku:
That's one of the problems with marrying a beautiful wife.she will be at fault and you will still be the one to beg

It's only BROKE low self esteem guys that do that

Na lie....the doctor resemble american video vixen bernice burgos

I check if she is still a virgin

13ShadesOfMay:
Davido should play 2 odds with his 30billion, so that in 2018, he will boast of having 60Billion...!

This made me laugh...

Na wa o.... Just see the amount of people viewing this thread.

Afam4eva:
Isn't it funny that Phyno had the biggest concert this year but it's no trending as much as this one. Could it be because he did it outside Lagos?

Kai, Davido and Wizkid really ran things this year and i don't see them slowing down next year. Tekno, Runtown and other artiste need to up teir game a bit.

Who told you tekno and runtown are not stepping up their games? They are, but those two guys are like ronaldo and messi. They make others look like they are doing nothing

Sheun001:
Nairabet don finish me oh

Lol wetin you play this game?

See his mouth like "i won't be going for another show in lagos"

Don't go na......shuoo

Martin0:
Ok ooo spits more mr man!

Guy it's not funny

Woman wrappers finish last