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pinkiepetite:
it happens well o esp on my thumb. bur it nth

pinkiepetite:
IBET u like amala

pinkiepetite:
IBET u like amala

Idowuogbo:
wait na Nigeria u dey wey u kack winter coat and hat? Nna this case is serious oo....This fashion is too much

pinkiepetite:
like I have time! abi u wan pick fight with me? smh!I wonder wot happend to self control

Kachisbarbie:
aii.
You done?
Nice meeting you

Kachisbarbie:
Use you head.
Don't ever- I repeat EVER!
Bring my marriage into petty talks.
You dig?

Nobody called me in a thread?
Now you're sounding off, a thread on NL...someone should call me? lols

Put together your thoughts, then we can talk.

DAVE5:
the weekend has been gr8 so far, 2mao shall be a gr8er dae, nairalanding is the way forward for the rest of my evning especially as i just found this thread



wia is erybody, i read wia u guys said the official drink is Orijin, i wont mind if u guys ordered me a bottle of baileys as a welcome gift (BTW, i dont take beer but if u gimme a bottle of baileys; i'll kiss ur girlfriendsss for free)

DAVE5:
where is the registration center cos i'll like to be a part of this club.... but i'll play by the rules of which brandnew2 says meeting time is from 6pm


13 minutes more to register my interest,


*takes a front seat and orders a bottle of small baileys, crossed leg and waiting patiently*



modified; LewisO; i see u viewing the topic, hope u had a gr8 day

andromida:
Hey its just E-date why so serious? instead of fuming just tell her you feel bad she didn't wish you merry xmas and happy new year.

E-date for 3 years? more like friends

Tashaamania:
I'm been honest here, tell me, whats the problem?

Tashaamania:
hian!! Wtf is your problem? I ask again

Tashaamania:
tf is wrong with you?

ireneony:
when others talk, at least their words are reasonable but you, you make me wanna vomit

ronald4lif:
Hookers don't profess love but runs babes can spin one's head with love, sweet talking you to part ways with more dough.

Hookers got a flat price for their services, runs babes got none, their rates depends on how muguish their prey is

Hookers are most time available in quenching conji but runs babes you have to inform her well ahead when you need her services, failure to do so will means she travelled to see her uncle from her aunts brother niece village who is sick

Hookers are not interested in going to that mall or high street shop with you, their dictum is money for hand back for ground, whilst runs babes you both have to shop in happening places and the best eateries as she can hardly have time to cook due to her busy schedules with different magas, and yes you both will be off to Dubai for sight seeing.

Hookers are more risk free of stds than runs babes as most alhajis eat raw and are ready to break the bank to see her succumb

Hookers are not interested in your private life, affairs and what you do with your wife or girlfriend but runs babes may want to see to your divorce

53cur3m0d3:
Right now, I'm more focused on what I want and not what one woman I don't even know wants.
U need attention? Talk to God..
U need a shoulder to cry on? Cry on God's shoulder..
U need money? Get a job...
U need to be corrected? Locate the nearest correctional facility to U..
U need quality time? Buy a Rolex or Michael Kors..
U need a man to be strong for U? Visit the nearest gym..
PET U? U be busky ni?
U need something to ride on Lady? U've come to the perfect place.

ireneony:
hmmmm only a broke niggah, that can wake up this morning and typed this....
working class guys dont have time for this gibberish

Ipledge:
haha,God will bless you for me

Ipledge:
As the cock crow,I woke up and check my well clock,it's 10:05am which against the 7am I used to wake up.Despite waking up 3hrs late,that doesn't bothered me like my iniability to finish my dream.
I had a long dream,I was a groom in my dream and this beautiful damsel Elantraceey the bride...I was already in the church,I saw her entering the church,and she had a standing ovation.To cut the long story short the pastor said for better for worse and joined us together.we were already going to reception when I woke.
Don't blame for my dream,all I was thinking before I sleep is elantraceey...I screen shot her nairaland pix and use it as my wallpaper.
Now am ready to do anything it takes to get my bride

VickyyB:
Boring & dry...

Tashaamania:
tf is wrong with you?

Tashaamania:
its always been like that..
Peeps creating these sorta threads have had their lives frustrated by a woman, thats what I think

BlaqCoffee109: