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Jokes EtcRe: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by LewisO:
If u are chatting with such a lady, just tell her "she is boring" in a funny way with a smile
symbol, so that she won't deviate it as an assault, if she doesn't change, just try figure out some nice questions to boost her ch@tting skills with u, varies on the type of question depends on her intellect.

If she find it difficult to reply, try ask her another, if she didn't still change just ask her this: "Do u know what beach says to each other"? Hold on with her, she will be quick to reply u and say "NO"... just type... "They don't talk they only wave to each other"... if she reply u with "kk" or "lol"... just tell her "don't be such a beach"... If she reply "Kk" that means she's not into u, u're wasting your time, don't text her again,and let her know u don't give a damn! undecided

*No Time*
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by LewisO: 11:54am On Feb 28, 2015
cronoseus:
check out need for speed most wanted...great game
Can I get it on Play store? And how many MB? Using Tecno m6.

Thanks in advance!
PhonesRe: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by LewisO: 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015
Geestunnar:
Finished Playing cool grin
What is the name of that game? And how many MB it is? thanks in advance!
Christianity EtcRe: Instagram Is Run By Anti-christs [see Photos] by LewisO: 11:42am On Feb 28, 2015
What are ladies Instagraming for? undecided For who? shocked
TravelRe: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO: 11:25am On Feb 28, 2015
Sarimah:
the man just wasted 20mins of his life for 10naira
Could u just imagine, i told him before moving, i can even dash him N500 from the money if he behaves well, i usually enter it N40, i didn't just know why his own is just different. Some people are just too selfish, that's why they never get help. sad
PoliticsRe: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by LewisO:
If i quote a goat like u again, that means am not a man u have successfully claimed what i told u before. grin
PoliticsRe: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by LewisO: 1:52am On Feb 28, 2015
sandfield:
[s]COWARD! No body beg you.Who will beg a nuisance like you? Come my slave let us finish this.Pls don't run away.You are just giving flimsy excuses.BASTARD.Family of pigs.You will die a horrible death like your grand father.hopeless pig.illiterate, pcychiatric clown. mumu.Go and get some education[/s]

TravelRe: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO: 1:46am On Feb 28, 2015
tunwumi:
Man is ur fault. U have entered a contract with him by agreeing to a term of paying 50 Naira. If you have told him at the onset he will gladly collect that 40 naira without complain.
Just learn to do the right thing. If u leave Nigeria and go to other country u can't try that with them they will jus show u the sign that state how much u should pay.

Always do the right thing even if it painful.
U don't get my post. I told him very well before moving, seems he kept quiet when i told him that's the least change with me about from the moneys i had with with 1k note.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by LewisO: 11:03pm On Feb 27, 2015
TahirUsman82:
Poverty and illiteracy
Some boy just mumu for Nairaland, u be Bokoharam? If so we haven't stop our research. undecided
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by LewisO:
They needs to be chained for 10yrs before concluding their death. angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by LewisO: 10:19pm On Feb 27, 2015
jvera:
sum ladies urinate in bucket at nite nd i hate that guess shes scared of infection sum pple body r so open that any little tin they contact may apply to her too .
Hmmm.
RomanceRe: Guys, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When Your Are 25yrs& Above by LewisO: 10:14pm On Feb 27, 2015
If a guy wanna have sense, he would have stopped those crap at 19yrs. undecided
TravelRe: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO:
I entered a NAPEP yesterday, i didn't have change just came out from the bank, and the least money with me was N40 and he claimed to me it's N50 and am the last person so i told him i don't have change he should try to collect the money he insisted so i said let's go because i was in a haste to get home, omo when i get to my destination, if u see the way this man dey talk like stammerer just because of N10. Mehn naso dis guy water almost comot for enn eye o, because of i no get change now take 1k enn say se i fit comot all the money wey dey my pocket to show am sey i no get change, naso this man dey para, e be like sey make i wipe am. grin Omo dis guy find change by all means o, by asking his colleagues passing by with there NAPEP o for about 20mins, i just say naso u stingy reach? Mehn some people can be so Obnoxious. angry grin

(op) nice one! cool
TravelRe: Ozi Akerele, Nigerian Student Missing In London [Photo] by LewisO: 9:33pm On Feb 27, 2015
See as enn take do face like spoilt beans. undecided
FamilyRe: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2015
iphanyiuma:
its a long story bro..to cut it short a yoruba woman's cooking is horrible....
U lack common sense! undecided
FamilyRe: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 9:25pm On Feb 27, 2015
searching4love:
WHAT TRIBE ARE YOU FROM BEFORE I KNOW WHAT TO SAY? IF YOU ARE YORUBA OR HAUSA, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR DAD undecided
Is your job devoted for spreading ignorance? undecided
PoliticsRe: We’re Under Threat For Endorsing Buhari – Christian Group by LewisO:
grin

RomanceRe: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 7:22pm On Feb 27, 2015
elantraceey:
Hmmm I see
What makes u typed that?
FamilyRe: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 7:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
This isn't a new thing, it depends on how u take good proper care of your ingredients before cooking!
RomanceRe: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 6:41pm On Feb 27, 2015
Sarimah:
10years is okay grin
For your mind! undecided

By that time u would have gotten to.............. U know the rest. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO:
elantraceey:
And that's someone you'll claim to love
I can't claim to love a lady i just wooed or about to woo.

Will just have a slight feelings for her and from there the feelings might grows if she behave well with lots of good attitudes!
CrimeRe: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 6:28pm On Feb 27, 2015
idee91:
Didn't really tot abt dat
True bro.
At least we would put ladies into consideration naw.
Unfortunately bro! They don't consider us either.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Categories Of Okada Riders by LewisO: 6:18pm On Feb 27, 2015
I like motorcycles to beat traffic atimes, but i do always move with my car at weekends.
RomanceRe: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO:
Just twice. if she's feeling too inferior i will let her know i don't gives a damn about her.

*No Time*
CrimeRe: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2015
emrain:
and here is a criminal reporting himself. I hope the government are seeing this post. this op deserves to rot in jail. he's a hardened criminal.

CrimeRe: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 5:29pm On Feb 27, 2015
auntymi:
Kk
Stop kk-ing. angry
CelebritiesRe: Ime Bishop Umoh A.K.A Okon, Adorable Wife And Daughter (Photos) by LewisO: 5:13pm On Feb 27, 2015
This guy no still wan get sense for real life, see as he take do face. In fact which rag dey dat enn hand? grin
CrimeRe: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO:
(op) What's wrong with you, why are u using only "He"? huh Picking pocket involves... "He" and "She". So stop making it look like a single gender thing. Women too picks pocket as well, there's is even unknowable u won't know when she pick pocket u join sef.undecided

For most of them mind wey dey read the topic now be say na only man dey pick pocket. undecided
PoliticsRe: Mariam Abacha & Mohamadou Bayero Fadil, Her Son-inlaw Pictured Together by LewisO: 1:07pm On Feb 27, 2015
And MODS saw this thread full of blind arguments and still brings it to FP, Nairaland i don't just understand it anymore! undecided
PhonesRe: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by LewisO:
Got a new Android phone, the battery suck big time is very awful, and the phone get hot too much! And i don't usually get message notifications from whatsapp often only sometimes, until i log-in, why?

And again my MTN sim is not browsing on 3g again, what's the problem? Only on my Airtel.

*Modified*

(op) I don't think this thread really make sense, why does it make FP without u sorting the complaint people are giving, it makes FP for u to help but u didn't, countless of people complaining, no response for them, u just created this for nothing. undecided
RomanceRe: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by LewisO: 12:12pm On Feb 27, 2015
MrCork:
..Accoedin to official findings, report & conlusions published last week, All women lie to hurt all men but all men lie only to protect women:

The Truth!!
Women cleearly lie to hurt all men, for example, they say u last upto 10 seconds in bed or say u hav a tiny Kondo: This $hit really hurts. angry

But for us men, we omly lie to protect our women: Example, wen we get caught cheatin, we deny it complietely jus so u we don't hurt your feelin coz we really really love you (TRUE TALK) smiley

OUR CONCLUSION
Ladies since you lie, our advise to you is to pleeease pleease pleease...act like ladies and STOP the LIES!! (no ofeinse)
angry
MrCork the sooth-sayer! angry grin

I used your pattern to quote you twice! cheesy

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