Jokes Etc › Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by LewisO: 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2015*. Modified: 12:30pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
If u are chatting with such a lady, just tell her "she is boring" in a funny way with a smile symbol, so that she won't deviate it as an assault, if she doesn't change, just try figure out some nice questions to boost her ch@tting skills with u, varies on the type of question depends on her intellect.
If she find it difficult to reply, try ask her another, if she didn't still change just ask her this: "Do u know what beach says to each other"? Hold on with her, she will be quick to reply u and say "NO"... just type... "They don't talk they only wave to each other"... if she reply u with "kk" or "lol"... just tell her "don't be such a beach"... If she reply "Kk" that means she's not into u, u're wasting your time, don't text her again,and let her know u don't give a damn! 
*No Time* |
Phones › Re: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by LewisO: 11:54am On Feb 28, 2015 |
cronoseus: check out need for speed most wanted...great game Can I get it on Play store? And how many MB? Using Tecno m6.
Thanks in advance! |
Phones › Re: New Release Tecno H6 - The Spec And Price Will "Wow" You by LewisO: 11:50am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Geestunnar: Finished Playing  What is the name of that game? And how many MB it is? thanks in advance! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Instagram Is Run By Anti-christs [see Photos] by LewisO: 11:42am On Feb 28, 2015 |
What are ladies Instagraming for? For who?  |
Travel › Re: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO: 11:25am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Sarimah: the man just wasted 20mins of his life for 10naira Could u just imagine, i told him before moving, i can even dash him N500 from the money if he behaves well, i usually enter it N40, i didn't just know why his own is just different. Some people are just too selfish, that's why they never get help.  |
Politics › Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by LewisO: 2:30am On Feb 28, 2015*. Modified: 3:22am On Feb 28, 2015 |
If i quote a goat like u again, that means am not a man u have successfully claimed what i told u before.  |
Politics › Re: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Drown In Lake Chad by LewisO: 1:52am On Feb 28, 2015 |
sandfield: [s]COWARD! No body beg you.Who will beg a nuisance like you? Come my slave let us finish this.Pls don't run away.You are just giving flimsy excuses.BASTARD.Family of pigs.You will die a horrible death like your grand father.hopeless pig.illiterate, pcychiatric clown. mumu.Go and get some education[/s]
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Travel › Re: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO: 1:46am On Feb 28, 2015 |
tunwumi: Man is ur fault. U have entered a contract with him by agreeing to a term of paying 50 Naira. If you have told him at the onset he will gladly collect that 40 naira without complain. Just learn to do the right thing. If u leave Nigeria and go to other country u can't try that with them they will jus show u the sign that state how much u should pay.
Always do the right thing even if it painful. U don't get my post. I told him very well before moving, seems he kept quiet when i told him that's the least change with me about from the moneys i had with with 1k note. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by LewisO: 11:03pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
TahirUsman82: Poverty and illiteracy Some boy just mumu for Nairaland, u be Bokoharam? If so we haven't stop our research.  |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by LewisO: 11:01pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 1:39am On Feb 28, 2015 |
They needs to be chained for 10yrs before concluding their death. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Fear To Use This? by LewisO: 10:19pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
jvera: sum ladies urinate in bucket at nite nd i hate that guess shes scared of infection sum pple body r so open that any little tin they contact may apply to her too . Hmmm. |
Romance › Re: Guys, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When Your Are 25yrs& Above by LewisO: 10:14pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
If a guy wanna have sense, he would have stopped those crap at 19yrs.  |
Travel › Re: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by LewisO: 9:37pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 10:06pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
I entered a NAPEP yesterday, i didn't have change just came out from the bank, and the least money with me was N40 and he claimed to me it's N50 and am the last person so i told him i don't have change he should try to collect the money he insisted so i said let's go because i was in a haste to get home, omo when i get to my destination, if u see the way this man dey talk like stammerer just because of N10. Mehn naso dis guy water almost comot for enn eye o, because of i no get change now take 1k enn say se i fit comot all the money wey dey my pocket to show am sey i no get change, naso this man dey para, e be like sey make i wipe am. Omo dis guy find change by all means o, by asking his colleagues passing by with there NAPEP o for about 20mins, i just say naso u stingy reach? Mehn some people can be so Obnoxious. 
(op) nice one!  |
Travel › Re: Ozi Akerele, Nigerian Student Missing In London [Photo] by LewisO: 9:33pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
See as enn take do face like spoilt beans.  |
Family › Re: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
iphanyiuma: its a long story bro..to cut it short a yoruba woman's cooking is horrible.... U lack common sense!  |
Family › Re: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 9:25pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
searching4love: WHAT TRIBE ARE YOU FROM BEFORE I KNOW WHAT TO SAY? IF YOU ARE YORUBA OR HAUSA, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR DAD  Is your job devoted for spreading ignorance?  |
Politics › Re: We’re Under Threat For Endorsing Buhari – Christian Group by LewisO: 8:45pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 9:23pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 7:22pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
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Family › Re: See What My Dad Found In His Food by LewisO: 7:18pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
This isn't a new thing, it depends on how u take good proper care of your ingredients before cooking! |
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 6:41pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Sarimah: 10years is okay  For your mind! 
By that time u would have gotten to.............. U know the rest.  |
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 6:38pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 10:20pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
elantraceey: And that's someone you'll claim to love I can't claim to love a lady i just wooed or about to woo.
Will just have a slight feelings for her and from there the feelings might grows if she behave well with lots of good attitudes! |
Crime › Re: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 6:28pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
idee91: Didn't really tot abt dat True bro. At least we would put ladies into consideration naw. Unfortunately bro! They don't consider us either. |
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Categories Of Okada Riders by LewisO: 6:18pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
I like motorcycles to beat traffic atimes, but i do always move with my car at weekends. |
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by LewisO: 5:46pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 8:15pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
Just twice. if she's feeling too inferior i will let her know i don't gives a damn about her.
*No Time* |
Crime › Re: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 5:34pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
emrain: and here is a criminal reporting himself. I hope the government are seeing this post. this op deserves to rot in jail. he's a hardened criminal.
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Crime › Re: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 5:29pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Ime Bishop Umoh A.K.A Okon, Adorable Wife And Daughter (Photos) by LewisO: 5:13pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
This guy no still wan get sense for real life, see as he take do face. In fact which rag dey dat enn hand?  |
Crime › Re: Ways To Identify A Pick Pocket In A Commercial Vehicle by LewisO: 4:51pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 5:08pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
(op) What's wrong with you, why are u using only "He"? Picking pocket involves... "He" and "She". So stop making it look like a single gender thing. Women too picks pocket as well, there's is even unknowable u won't know when she pick pocket u join sef.
For most of them mind wey dey read the topic now be say na only man dey pick pocket.  |
Politics › Re: Mariam Abacha & Mohamadou Bayero Fadil, Her Son-inlaw Pictured Together by LewisO: 1:07pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
And MODS saw this thread full of blind arguments and still brings it to FP, Nairaland i don't just understand it anymore! |
Phones › Re: [] Post Your Android Phone Problems Here And Get A Solution[] by LewisO: 12:47pm On Feb 27, 2015*. Modified: 6:17pm On Mar 04, 2015 |
Got a new Android phone, the battery suck big time is very awful, and the phone get hot too much! And i don't usually get message notifications from whatsapp often only sometimes, until i log-in, why?
And again my MTN sim is not browsing on 3g again, what's the problem? Only on my Airtel.
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(op) I don't think this thread really make sense, why does it make FP without u sorting the complaint people are giving, it makes FP for u to help but u didn't, countless of people complaining, no response for them, u just created this for nothing.  |
Romance › Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by LewisO: 12:12pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
MrCork: ..Accoedin to official findings, report & conlusions published last week, All women lie to hurt all men but all men lie only to protect women:
The Truth!! Women cleearly lie to hurt all men, for example, they say u last upto 10 seconds in bed or say u hav a tiny Kondo: This $hit really hurts. 
But for us men, we omly lie to protect our women: Example, wen we get caught cheatin, we deny it complietely jus so u we don't hurt your feelin coz we really really love you (TRUE TALK) 
OUR CONCLUSION Ladies since you lie, our advise to you is to pleeease pleease pleease...act like ladies and STOP the LIES!! (no ofeinse)  MrCork the sooth-sayer! 
I used your pattern to quote you twice!  |