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MrCork:
..Accoedin to official findings, report & conlusions published last week, All women lie to hurt all men but all men lie only to protect women:

The Truth!!
Women cleearly lie to hurt all men, for example, they say u last upto 10 seconds in bed or say u hav a tiny Kondo: This $hit really hurts.

But for us men, we omly lie to protect our women: Example, wen we get caught cheatin, we deny it complietely jus so u we don't hurt your feelin coz we really really love you (TRUE TALK)

OUR CONCLUSION
Ladies since you lie, our advise to you is to pleeease pleease pleease...act like ladies and STOP the LIES!! (no ofeinse)

DWJOBScom:
Great women!!!
Thanks for not joining your husbands in their war of words - it doesn't pay

For your mind, u think it came from their good mind. They are hypocrites... *Hypocrisy at it peak*.

sandfield:
[s] and u foolishly agreed you mother,father,brothers,sisters,are pigs abi? What a pity.Family of dirty smelling pigs[/s]

dicefrost:
Awwww the marieolae thread again. she is fine no doubt, but at least she should be more than that. I prefer judging lady's intelligence and maturity via their comments and posts, instead of their profile pix. [s] Do that and you may be disappointed in her[/s] .......... #shallowguyz

Zakkyoz:
My heart is burning as i type.

PervRocker:
rest. nd peace of mind

Jwonder:
[s] Guy..u and those who liked ur post are stupid, datz nt a gun his holding..fool[/s]

Who is this dumbed head?
U must be an iddiot!

tomzee2:
To all My lovely female readers, the love i have for you all is so strong. That’s why i want to show you ten tricks most guys pull to win your hearts.
Be careful….

Enjoy.

1.Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone:

Most guys are fond of talking slowly and softly when talking to girls, whether random girls or their real bae either on the phone or during a live chat.

When he is not too swift in speech and he speaks like a pure gentleman, this gets a lady tripping, they’d want to talk the more with him, sometimes, even when what he is saying isn’t making much sense to them. Hpmh.

2. Smile:

A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto grin

3. Make you laugh:

Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. grin

4. Make you talk:

A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it’s really nice, your hair.


5. Walk slowly:

A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume:

Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just maybe”

7. Dress cute:

Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin:

O boy! I don’t know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with me” shocked

9. Deepened Voice:

Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds. Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the guy must be having ‘selection problem’.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! :

What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing… wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint!

Trut:
Amaechi the errand boy

He (GMB) is his boss, so he's right to do that!

Testerfuze:
Tnk God say she no resemble dat monkey bright....cute little thing

Why are u so Obnoxious?

sandfield:
Goat is a very good meat but PIGS are a disgraced.[s] Your families are DIRTY PIGS. SMELLING IDI*T[/s]

mirexxx:
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