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RomanceRe: Is There Anything Bad In Marrying A Lady From Same Office? by Lexit: 7:26pm On Jan 17, 2017
Well provided she is not working in any of the government parastatals with you, you can go ahead. But if she does, most especially House of Assembly, sorry is your case!
EducationRe: Important Abbreviations You Might Not Know by Lexit: 6:28pm On Jan 13, 2017
Some of these are FALSE! Post shouldnt be on Front Page.
BusinessRe: .. by Lexit: 5:47pm On Jan 10, 2017
is this still available?
Car TalkCar Scanner, Launch Creader V+ For Sale by Lexit(op):
Newly acquired car scanner, Launch Creader V+ is available for sale at 25k. Only serious buyer should show interest via (WhatsApp).
PoliticsRe: Ambode Confirms The Sale Of Lake Rice Will Commence Tomorrow by Lexit: 4:01pm On Dec 21, 2016
LAKE Rice is Available @ N12,000 for 50k and N6,000 for 25kg
PoliticsRe: "Oladipupo Olorunrinu Orders His Security To Beat Helpless Man" - Facebook User by Lexit: 8:42pm On Dec 09, 2016
madridguy:
One sided story. Awaiting for Hon. Oladipupo Olorunrinu version of the story.
There is nothing honourable in the guy Olorunrinu. He is such a bully. He even recently nearly beat up a political appointee within the premises of the Assembly. He is power drunk. But what beats my imagination is that he is a first timer in the house under PDP. So, he has nothing much to brag about. He just needs his people to talk sense into his head!
PhonesRe: Is MTN Bribing Subscribers To Get On Its 4G. by Lexit: 8:16pm On Oct 22, 2016
shedy03:
the 5G data MTN gave you, is it 3G data or 4G LTE data?
The data works both for 3g and 4g.
PhonesRe: Is MTN Bribing Subscribers To Get On Its 4G. by Lexit: 7:50pm On Oct 22, 2016
I got mine on my two sims. I paid 1k to swap the sims. I got 5+ GB on each sim. Been cool since yesterday. Just dey stream dey go. In fact I never knew until when my bonus expired and I discovered that I could still browse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by Lexit: 6:10pm On Aug 25, 2016
C RONALDO UEFA BEST PLAYER OF 2015/2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by Lexit: 6:04pm On Aug 25, 2016
aLL EYES ON GROUP c
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Draw On 25th August 2016 by Lexit: 5:32pm On Aug 25, 2016
Arsenal FC, PSG - Group A
AutosRe: sale postponed till further notice by Lexit: 8:10pm On Aug 08, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
Tanchu!
400k
PoliticsRe: Military Killed Innocent Women And Children - NDA by Lexit: 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2016
sCun:
http://www./2016/08/we-are-not-intimidated.html?m=1
This is the DUMBEST thread to ever hit Nairaland front page. What is this forum becoming these days? Seun and other mods, who among you allowed such rubbish to be put on the front page? This is damn crazy!
Car TalkRe: Free VIN Check -On Hold by Lexit:
Thanks.
PhonesRe: Elephone P9000 Anyone by Lexit: 7:20pm On Jul 13, 2016
It is a nice phone. That is what I use. But it is not a small phone o. Check the price on Jumia, it is around 85k now. The phone actually competes with the likes of Samsung S7 and even iPhone 6s but not as expensive as them.

It also has numerous custom roms developed by popular developers. Check it out on xda-developers.
Car TalkMy Encounter With Pattybf For Vehicle Registration by Lexit(op): 4:16pm On May 16, 2016
There are different people on Nairaland Auto Section claiming to be pro in vehicle registration, but I think this Lady Pattybf stands out. I saw her thread on this forum and decided to give it a shot. But, I must say I still got some clearance from Oga Gazzuzz.

She came to meet me at a training for the re-registration of one of my vehicles. Before I met her, a friend of mine who has been my vehicle reg person all this while, already charged me 45k for this job. But when I met her we were able to beat it down to 35k based on the licensing office where the vehicle was originally registered. She even took her time to put me through certain things about re-registration.

I gave her the money without knowing her from Adam. In fact, when I told some of my colleagues at work, they were like I have been scammed. But I remained resolute hoping she would not let me down.

Some days after, she called me to give updates. She asked for my passport to do affidavit, but because I couldn't reach her, I sent her soft copy, which she printed. To my utter surprise, days after, I got all my new documents. She even did extra photocopies for me.

This act of hers made me give her the go-ahead to register my second car. But I couldn't reach her to provide the money for this job. Again, to my surprise, she did everything without giving her a dime.

She was in my office this morning to deliver the job. She also gave me extra copies of my passport, which she printed without asking for money. Menh, I was flabbergasted. Everybody in my office couldn't just believe it.

I must confess, this lady is not only trustworthy but a person that one should rely on for any form of vehicle registration.
Car TalkRe: I Have Been Scammed By A Nairaland Mechanic, Sooperrescue!!!!! by Lexit: 5:28pm On May 12, 2016
This one is strong o. Buh how come you allowed the guy cheat you this far? I know there will definitely be some fraudulent guys on nairaland auto section. That, however, does not mean good guys are not here. Just shine your eyes, most especially follow testimonies from other nairalanders about any one you want to deal with.

If you have any means of dealing with this Oga Patrick KAZEEM, please go ahead.
RomanceRe: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by Lexit: 9:24pm On Apr 24, 2016
I gat this girl who tags me as just a friend. But she does most of the stuffs listed here. We do kiss and even play with bobby. Though she never allows me go down low. She calls me different sweet names . nevertheless, I remain just a friend. We Don sleep together once but no sex. She likes having me around. Discusses her boyfriend and the likes

She confuses me most times. Thinking of stop giving her attention one of these days.
Car TalkRe: A Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by Lexit(op): 8:16pm On Apr 17, 2016
The pictures you all requested have been uploaded. See another here.

Car TalkRe: A Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by Lexit(op): 7:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
billyG:
This narative is not complete without a snapshots of gazzuz & his workshop.
I actually took some shots of his workshop and of course got a selfie with him. But I am not sure if he will like the idea of posting such pictures here. More reason I didnt upload any of them.
AutosRe: Free Autocheck Reports! by Lexit: 6:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
Please help check this VIN: JTMBD31V465000622
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by Lexit: 5:53pm On Apr 07, 2016
Kindly help check this VIN: JTMBD31V465000622
Car TalkRe: A Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by Lexit(op): 7:10pm On Apr 04, 2016
masonkz:
Abeg how do I locate that workshop? Need a reliable person to scan the car and decode whatever fault there is.


And this is how good news is spread, thereby increasing one's goodwill and generating more customers in the long run


Ogba far shaaa grin
Click on his moniker. You have every detail about him there.
Car TalkA Visit To GAZZUZZ Workshop (With Pics) by Lexit(op):
The name Gazzuzz should not be strange to those who come to Cartalk or Auto Section on Nairaland frequently. Most issues raised in any of these sections are attended to by this guy Gazzuzz. My first good impression of him was sometimes in 2014 when he offered to do car free painting for a lucky Nairalander, which he eventually did.

After that time, he also did free vehicle scanning. And recently I contacted me on this forum for a free scanning which he responded affirmatively.

On Saturday, I was at his workshop on 3, Awe street, off Haruna Bus Stop, via Ogba. I called earlier before leaving home to remind him of his promise for free scanning.

On getting there, he was not around, but the guy I met there told me to wait. I want to believe the spirit of Gazzuzz also works with this guy as he he took his time to attend to me even before his boss arrived.

I was so impressed by the workshop environment that I wonder if this is really a mechanic workshop. All the guys I met there dressed neatly and speak good English. They are well mannered and courteous. (How I wish other mechanic workshops would be like this and that our mechanics will dress neatly like them too).

Moments later, a guy drove in on a very clean power bike. Neatly dressed too. I was flabbergasted when I was told he is Gazzuzz. He also speaks good English. Till now I want to believe this guy is well read; though I couldn't be asking him questions about his education.

This man took his time to attend to every of my complaint. He did another scanning to be sure of what his guy did before his arrival. He helped clear all necessary codes and even the warning lights. The lights he could not clear, he went the proverbial extra mile by making calls. He even drove the car around to check for any other fault on the car and he offered his suggestions for faults observed.

At the end of the whole event, I was so thrilled that I offered to give him at least some cash for lunch, even though I know I came for free scanning. Gazzuzz surprised me again by turning down my money. He insisted he wont collect any thing from me because according to him, it was meant to be free as he promised me on Nairaland.

Seriously, Nairaland is blessed to have Gazzuzz and I am sure those who frequent his active sections will agree with me that this guy is wonderful.

I have found in him a mechanic that one can rely on!

By popular demand, attached are some of the pictures taken at Gazzuzz workshop. Sorry, you may need to visit his workshop if you want to see his face.

FamilyAdvantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by Lexit(op): 7:48pm On Apr 03, 2016
1. Most compounds are noiseless because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on leave.

2. Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3. All the house wives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs.

4. Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel.

5. No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off due to low ba3.

6. Browsing & downloading is faster than before because not many people are online.

7. Everyone sleeps very early now. No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa..

8. There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.

9. Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies.

10. Even God Himself is very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones.
just as you haven't been online to chat
Abi I lie?
FamilyRe: 8 Things You Should Not Joke About On April Fools Day by Lexit(op): 8:15am On Apr 02, 2016
Flexherbal:
OP: I am adding my voice to your voice.
Lol
EducationRe: Picture Compilation Of Facts by Lexit: 7:49am On Apr 02, 2016
Interesting.
Family8 Things You Should Not Joke About On April Fools Day by Lexit(op): 8:57am On Apr 01, 2016
April Fools Day is celebrated on April 1 every year by playing practical jokes on your loved ones and friends.

We all have our own ideas of what makes a good April Fools’ Day joke. Usually, the jokes are harmless and give everyone close to us or not a good laugh. Others are done for the shock value effect, but some can tear right into the depth of a person’s soul.


Here are 8 prank you should not joke about on “April Fools Day!”

1. Death pranks: It’s actually not funny.

2. Fake proposals: That’s just cold.

3. Fake declaration of love:The person would most likely hate you.

4. Fake bank alerts: That is just mean.

5. Pretending to be getting married: You would most likely be hurting yourself in the end.

6. Pregnancy jokes: Someone may really want that child

7. Food pranks: The person may end up with nasty allergic reactions.

8. Fake robbery: That’s just mean.

Remember people whatever April Fools Day pranks you have planned for today go easy on your friends.
BusinessFG Declares Emergency Over Fuel Scarcity by Lexit(op): 8:39am On Apr 01, 2016
In a desperate move to end the recurrent fuel shortages, particularly of premium motor spirit, PMS (petrol) being experienced in the country, the Federal Government has declared a state of emergency for petroleum products distribution.

This comes even as private operators in the country now have the responsibility to bring in 60 percent of the scarce commodity in the second quarter, Q2 import allocations.

A very competent source told Vanguard in confidence yesterday that for Q2, the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency, PPPRA 44% allocation to Depot and Petroleum Products Marketers Association, DAPPMA; 40% NNPC/PPMC; and the balance of 16% to Major Oil Marketers Association of Nigeria, MOMAN.

Confirming the developments, the Commercial Director, PPMC, Mr. Justin Ezeala, admitted to the drop in NNPC/PPMC new import allocation, saying that “it is meant to free NNPC to import only for itself, instead of importing for everybody as we have been doing since this year.”

He also admitted that the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources and Group Managing Director, NNPC, Dr. Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu, had “directed that everything related to petroleum distribution must be treated as an emergency.”

To this end, he told Vanguard on the telephone that “beginning from tomorrow (today), we have confirmations for cargoes lined up to be received in-country. Petroleum cargoes are to be treated as essential commodities, with all the regulatory agencies – DPR, PPRA, put on the alert.

“We have put in place a process to receive them in terms of logistics and cut short on all the bureaucracies, as everything will be treated with emergency in order to end the fuel crisis.

‘To this end, we have also kept trans-shipment vessels in Warri, Calabar depots for easy reach to the northern and southern parts of the country.

“Today, we also held a meeting with officers of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, to join forces with the Nigeria Police to monitor and follow products distribution from the depots to the retail outlets to cut short on sharp practices.

“We also met with the national executives of the Petroleum Tanker Drivers, PTD, to alert them to the sense of the emergency, as it takes about four days to take products from Lagos to Abuja.

“We are also planning to re-stream the Systems 2B Pipeline, which transports refined products from Atlas Cove reception Jetty to Mosimi, Ibadan and Ilorin.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/fuel-crisis-fg-declares-emergency-products-distribution/

Car TalkRe: Club-Lexus by Lexit:
Please add me too o
PropertiesRe: Trying To Rent A Property In Lagos? Read This by Lexit: 7:44am On Mar 31, 2016
The worst part is to pay for an apartment only to later discover that many people have paid for this same place. Very traumatic. Lagos jengbetiele! Thank God I am off the hook now. Gat my own place.
Car TalkRe: Vibrating Body Why? by Lexit: 9:19pm On Mar 30, 2016
GAZZUZZ:
free scan expires April 5th 2016 for LEXIT only.
Oga Gazzuzz, I just called you. Thanks for the offer. I will try to be around as discussed on the phone. Gracias.

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