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Mama savage, more winnings. Buh those tapes neva still clear shaa, anyways it's well

O. B. O, celebrate abeg. E no easy. Our fingers are crossed, waiting for the shocker that'll CONSUME that evil BAT, 2023. ANYWAYS, BEHOLD;







THE MAN OF 2023, NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDENT

Ehya celebrate safely nau! Anyways behold;







NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDO, THE MAN OF 2023

IN JESUS' NAME, THE SON OF THE MOST HIGH GOD, I ASK LORD, PLEASE HEAL MY MOM OF EVERY DISEASE AND INFIRMITY. ELONGATE THE NUMBER OF HER DAYS. HEAL HER PERMANENTLY OF HEART DISEASE, HYPERTENSION AND MAKE HER WHOLE AGAIN. BLESS ME AND MY SIBLINGS SO THAT WE CAN BLESS HER TOO AND MAKE HER ENJOY HER STAY IN THIS WORLD. ALL THIS I ASK THROUGH CHRIST OUR LORD, AMEN!!!

I despise that BAT With passion buh this is not acceptable nah.

The first one's nazzy. We grew up almost like twins. I cherished her like my baby sis with no intents to nack or date her. She knew I Have a bae. She wanted us to become besties with benefit. I should nack her buh we shouldn't date. I couldn't. I distanced myself faraway from her.


the second one, JUSTUS. He was my hommie from primary school. When we reached ss3, he became a badass nigurr,he joined cult and wanted me into the cult buh I Had to cut all ties wif him and run 4 my dear lyf

Mokason288:
This guy nah ex convict ooo

U and bad energy be like 5/6. Wetin concern u even if he don enter prison? Ain't u worse abi na becuz u neva enter prison. U go just enter any thread with ur ill vibes dey talk rubbish. I no blame u, remnant of a wasted sperm and smelling vaginal disharge. Yeye

Happy birthday daddy yo. More winnings sir!

God forbids, despises, hates, disallows, rejects, refuses and frowns at BAT (bola armed tinubu) thing. He's a big thief and a chronic baron. For as long as the heavens are far from the earth, he will never rule Naija. Sum1 that ruled my great grand father! He can only rule when God stops being God

Lord, abeg we break free from this curse called APC,our enemies laid on us . FATHER Forgive us our past laxity and foolishness. We admit or mistakes and we're sorry. Lord don't allow the punishment on us any longer. We will vote right next year, AMEN

indoorlove:
She knows you are soft-minded, hence her blackmail. Just block her line if you're serious

Buh she may kill herself. My bae said I Should tell her aunt and her elder brother to warn her to stay away from our lives or better still she would go herself. Is this wise?

SavageBoy:
It's not hard

Take her back. Apologize for the one year break up you guy guys had

Show her love that's worth more than the love your mother showed you. Place her first in your life, never make her cry. Be there for her, pamper her till you're nicknamed Mr Pampers...

Shebi that's what you want to hear

How abt d gal am with nw, how will she feel, she's human too

Blue86:
For you to dey ask what you should do,
Dey hungry me to slap you

I won't blame u. U have little or no idea of what am going through here. she's planning to take her life and when this happens bloggers will turn the story around and make me look like a devil and it's still people like u that will join the #justiceforstephenie campaign

Manson1:
Rubbish.. Tell her to go ahead and kill herself... She's not loyal and not trustworthy as she's gonna ditch you again if a bigger fish comes by..

YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT

Buh she wants 2 kill herself o, seriously. She gave me a time frame

She's even giving me a time frame to take her bck else she'll kill herself. I don't want somebody's daura to die because of me. H've been reminiscing abt this thing. She's been sending me voice notes of her crying bitterly. I'm just confused o. This one pass me. Men and shawty's, abeg make una chook mouth 4 dis matter. E wan choke me. I can't even tell my current babe. She's threatening to kill herself

I dated this bi*ch 4 a year and 3 months. I loved this bae like my our souls were linked together from birth. I even introduced her to my family. As the first and only son, my mother wanted me to settle down quickly. My mum loved her. I really had plans for us, our future. I noticed mid last year that her attitude towards me changed drastically. I go call am, to pick na problem, chat am, no reply. I go buy gift go visit am, she go dey gimme attitude. Only for her to visit me and tell me she's ending the relationship. She said she dated me cuz made a bet with her friends. I narrowly survived that experience. Yesterday marked exactly one year she bitched me 4 an america returnee . Only 4 her to match to my apartment today, crying and begging me to take her back that the guy's a scammer and he duped her of her life's savings. She almost created a scene. Now am in a new relationship. She said she'll kill herself If I Don't just forgive her but take her back and her ghost would hunt me. Wetin make I DO?

I owe no man nothing

Congrats mama tiwa

'Zasuu... Pokotua'

We wey dey normal for this country remain only 1

Oga you're not handicapped. Look for sumtin to do. Go to building site mix cement and sand, mould and carry blocks get paid. Get a bowl, buy pure water 1 bag and sell. Go to rich people's compounds, beg to wash their cars, sweep their compounds, wash their clothes and they pay u. Go to restaurants beg them to help wash dishes and serve meals get paid. Beggiing is NEVER AN OPTION! And this path u're abt to tread may kill u b4 u even enjoy what comes out of it.

Jmichael1:
bros u lyk better tin ooh...

Oga mi, show me that human being wey hate beta thing

A very beautiful and sexy half caste . They've always been my dream. Just see:

IgweOfNnewi:
Hallucinating delusion Grandeur, mkpurumiri will soon clear from your eyes, you start shouting your Biafra or death again after you have forgotten and abandon Kanu in DSS dungeon

let posterity judge all of you. May you all continue to eat cassava and agbado till u cease from this planet. As una sey enjoyment na curse, may suffering continue to be your promotion. Foolish decendants of cain.

VoteTinubu2023:
For a person running on overhauling the system, this picture does him a lot of damage but his supporters can not see beyond their noses.


Vote Tinubu-Shettima 2023. Vote APC.

I pity your life

Thank God 4 ur lyf. Some girls sabi use their papa catch cruize

EmiDon11:
Member's in the house.,
I am bout to take a blood oath with my girlfriend but i am afraid, what if we cant marry?
How can it be broken?
Can the two partners(me and my girlfriend, if the two of us agree) break it?
Pls i don't want insult .,
I only need matured answers

Oga no dare am o. This life is too mysterious.

It's obvious she was TOTALLY misunderstood

Wow, congrats to her

That helpless and hopeless old hag even knw wetin labour be? That rotted thing wey don drug away his life. Agbero oshi. My prayer for all ur supporters is that GOD bless their sour brain with sense so that they will no longer be disOBIdient tinubu urchins but they will become OBIdient lions. God forbid BATthing

Peacemaker5128:
Peter Pandora Obituary is a thief

Peacemaker5128 na the thief wey dey thief thief.