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Rahkman:
Na wa oo why him go carry this old mama ?

How is she old oga? She's just chubby. Provided they're happy, it shouldn't bother u. Even If she's old or not,it shouldn't be ur biz.Bad energy everywhere. Tuehh..

It's nothing ma. Afteral ur porn videos dey all over xvideos website. Ndi of*emmanu tueehh...

Tolams16:
Guys abeg e get one very fine girl with big nyash wey I meet today, I wan run and na my dream ass be that ��. Finally man go knack � after a long while, but I need money to take her on a date first, abeg run am for me guys, nigga has been lonely for a long time ��, abeg.

where dis one commot from nii

maureensylvia:
I have learnt over time to see all the days and years of my life as an opportunity to be the best version of myself, and that is what I am going to be doing this New Year.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday gorgeous angel. Dazzle in Grace dear. You're beautiful, I See you!

Chopchopfine:
I tried this out and I loved it. I just decided to experiment on it after getting the inspiration from @Gloryhomemaker. This is my own recipe for Coconut Fried Rice.

Wifey, aw much be bride price for una place, me and my clan wan' come next week. No jokes abeg!

Lol, there was this baba that lived in a very Large well fenced compound alone just a stone's throw to our compound. He doesn't even come out at all. In the compound he had seven huge orange trees. Some stubborn Children do go 'fly fence' to pluck the oranges. My grandma told me that the baba was a great wizzard. She said he turned his wife and his six children to the orange trees. She said the oranges become crying blood balls at night. Fire for my head sey i no taste those sweet oranges. One day, I Saw some kids of my agegrade then went there to pluck the oranges and speedily ran out. I wanted to try mine. I went there and when i was done plucking, i Wanted to throw the bag I Put the oranges accross the fence when the baba came out with a walking stick and an angry look at me, I Started crying and begging him nt to turn me to orange tree. Baba just laff and called me to himself. Found out later that baba never got married nor had kids. Baba and i became close together with other kids. Let's hear urs..lol

Bia anya bulb, you can never rule naija. The hand writing i7 already on the wall. Old hag!

Premiumwriter:
mine was when that miss anambra girl was trending.

If you can still remember her with cucumber.

Everyone was talking about the video, so I downloaded it to watch and see for myself.

Well I forgot to delete it.

Later during this eh school end of the year party where I was teaching with my sister, also a teacher there.

She came with two other female teachers to borrow my phone so they could take pictures with the kids.

Well they didn't say anything to me about it but I know they saw the video there.

When i collected the phone back , it occurred to me that I have not deleted that video, I checked and it was the second thing after camera pictures.

I felt embarrassed.

Haha bhadie. Mistakes do happen. Not ur fault. eye wey see dey watch.

Mine happened two weeks ago. I travelled home to get some food stuffs before going back to school, spent two nights @ home tho. I borrowed my mamm my phone. She said she wanted to see some videos on my phone. It happened that one of my flings sent me a porn video of herself using a cucumber on whatsapp. I opened the video. It automatically saved itself on whatsapp videos file on my photos. Unknown to me, I Didn't see that. My mum Was watching when she saw the girl. It happened that my mum knew her as a choir in the catholic church we worshipped. I was so ashamed. My mama is a soji woman so she understood. She was only disappointed in d gurl. She scolded me too. I can't even look her in the eye till now. Lol... What's yours?

arthurwillia:
When was this? Which year

2018

Bahamas95:
"Your pr!ck go float inside me"

A neighbour told me that when I was in SS3, a girl that's just 1year older than me. He rated me based on my size then forgetting the size of gbola is not determined by the size of a man....... Luckily for me I had the opportunity to hit her, I was just banging her with wickedness. I didn't care about pleasuring her, I made sure I injured her with my long "rod" which I did. She couldn't stand up after the act and I was celebrating like a player that won the world cup.

She didn't talk to me for about a week and I just ignored her. Whenever I see her am like.........

Bhad guys everywhere.. Lol!

BobbyZrealist:
"Do you have sickle cell"?
Because I am very slim.

Weeks later I told her that ,I am AA(genotype), with O+( blood group)......
And that I was healthier than her ancestors.
Then she apologized like countless times ,zoomed off and blocked me.

I don't have single respect for her since that day,even though she said she Loves my company....I don't need her around me any more.

I also said some hurtful words to her....but,it still hunts my conscience till this day, because it is unlike me.

lol... Whoa

Totomechanic:
She wasn't even a V? Dayummn... Where person fii see V for naija bayii keh? ... Even the school where I do aginbaniro, 12 years old jss2 gehs dey knack steady..na that weyrey security nigga dey chao them.. insy life

Haha na so you talk oo. Buh v's dey oo. Only them no too plenty. My ex wey I Meet for school be v as at 22 when she dey yr1, the first guy we lash am tell me. our last born na 20yrs. She be v cuz my mumsy dey follow am with anya red. So them dey buh na in little qty

Totomechanic:
You dan dey knack since ss3? MVP ni òmóde yii oh. .. na when I dey 100L I know weytin niggas dey call towtow.

Lol... My class then be lyk bbnaija house, anything fit sub 4 there. Na d babe even teach me haw to nack. I use her learn!

Mine's:

you can never be useful to yourself not to talk of other people. What's yours?

Inside d toilet at a hotel when I And my classmates went to party hard after our just concluded waec exams... Chaii I CAN NEVER FORGET, I LASH THE CUTE BABE BACK TO BACK, she was my very close seat mate then, pricilla baby, I Dey miss u gaan

'Hey durlings...' i just wan' tell you dat 'they did not caught me' lol... Oga brown, no worry las las u go dey alrite.

Ndi ofe mmanu... Tueehh..

The two old thieves will lose shamefully. Wicked hags

Wow... This is fvcking huge. The nigg*s banging this babe are really in 4 some job!

Nkem owoh lol.... That guy na ever loading time bomb when you find him trouble always ready to explode

Wow... Way to go baybee gurl. What a landmark achievement. This sure calls for celebration.

Lmaoo... oga sabinus this drum wey you dey beat hope say you go fit dance to the sound of am when the time come!

Hmmm... Hmm..

hmmm... Wat is really going on.,

ewee!