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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastor’s Wife In Ondo by Lexusgs430: 3:55pm On May 05
The gullible one's would say, it was prayers that made them sleep........🀣😜
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:49pm On May 05
Gloriouscrown:


Please can someone assist with this ejoor.

100%...... Carry your pickins along......πŸ‘

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Business / Re: FCCPC Vows To Clamp Down On Loan Apps Harassing Customers by Lexusgs430: 2:39pm On May 05
It's simple...... Payback the money you collected......

When you collected the money, you're fully aware of all the terms of the loan ........

Even those you give money with 0% interest, they would still refuse to payback......

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Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by Lexusgs430: 11:56pm On May 04
Allen Onyema already said, you get more value from ₦200K, than from Β£2000........πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 11:46pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Seek a therapist oga, you aren't functioning optimally


It takes one, to know one....... 😊

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 10:01pm On May 04
missjekyll:


You are mistaken my friend.
Once you go to Rwanda you don't come back here
If you win you stay in πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό
If you are lose you are deported from Rwanda back to your country.

After this massive conservative bloodbath, Rishi would wants this flight off to Rwanda, much sooner....... This seems to be the only straw, he got left to clutch.......πŸ€”

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 9:59pm On May 04
missjekyll:


O my gott, I was praying noone had replied that atrocious sentence and thereby preserved it in infamy. My brain is completely fried today. I m off . See ya Lexus 2mrw


Have a pleasantly well deserved rest........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 9:57pm On May 04
Viruses:


I just read more about the scheme and found out it does not matter whether your asylum application is successful or not, once you are gone, you are gone. No coming back. The difference is if your application is successful, you become a legal immigrant in Rwanda, if it is not successful, you either go to your home country or become an illegal immigrant in Rwanda.

What about those receiving £3000 relocation fund...... This was the case some year's ago, people simply collected the £3K, enjoyed their holiday, returned a few months/weeks/year later ........😁

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 9:41pm On May 04
Viruses:
As the Rwanda asylum scheme will soon take effect, asylum seekers when they get to Rwanda should pray and hope that their applications are approved because if the application is denied, they won't come back, they either go to their home country or remain in Rwanda.


You know the rate of approval, would be very low .......

Would those refused, consider another dingy trip.....
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 9:39pm On May 04
missjekyll:


Tried the small claims court . Happily just them sending the debtor the notice that I have dragged them to court caused them to pay up.

It's taking them 5 years to arraign people for serious crimes. Not to talk of small money. 10 years na im you go see


In under 6 months, people normally get a hearing date..... As you alluded, the thought of a litigation process, makes them pay up (if they got no defence).....
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:46pm On May 04
wallg123:
grin grin grin

It's like asking, how do i pass a TFL interview.......πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:41pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Go back and read. I'm the OP. Are you sure you don't need help? Speak to a therapist because you are loosing it. Or your wife kicked you out already?

For reference, your original question + my original response.......

With this kind of attitude, your pin is not safe.......

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:38pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Go back and read. I'm the OP. Are you sure you don't need help? Speak to a therapist because you are loosing it. Or your wife kicked you out already?

I am trying hard not to respond, but EPL is over now........

You been the OP, you should know NHS does not only employ nurses....... Is your sister available as a replacement....... 😁😊

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:11pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Seek help. Hope you have passed PLAB!


I think you should seek help too..... Someone asked a question how to pass NHS interview......

What you failed to realise is, NHS employs from all sectors...... How would OP get a response, if question is not streamlined........

Educate yourself on PLAB, not everyone requires PLAB...... 😁

You cannot put in the same preparation for an interview as a nurse and do same for a data analyst role or a cleaner role.......

So you see, you also need to seek help....... 😁😊

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:02pm On May 04
missjekyll:
Lexus, I haven't been scammed.

But I ve been pickpocketed , had a bad debtor etc these were all things that brought me into contact with the "system".

Yea, it's trash. I ll leave the discussion on who trashed it to another day

Are you considering a civil litigation.......
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:01pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Under which rock are you from?

Aso rock...... πŸ˜‚

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 7:58pm On May 04
wallg123:

A ULEZ signboard is coming to a town next to you grin

No panic..... I am already ULEZ compliant........ πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Technology Market / Re: Google Pixel 3XL (SOLD) by Lexusgs430: 7:57pm On May 04
Sulele04:

Nah that's not it, she just asked me to check if you have available new phones.

I know the phone she wants, so would get one for her and send down........
Technology Market / Re: Google Pixel 3XL (SOLD) by Lexusgs430: 7:17pm On May 04
Sulele04:

Yeah boss.


Her deposit is safe, but if she can no longer wait.... I am happy to offer a full refund......
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 6:38pm On May 04
lavida001:
Sadiq Khan has been as Mayor of London for the third time.

They must really love those charges in London....... πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Conservatives are now deemed damaged goods...... 😁
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 5:59pm On May 04
kumbhuru:

Meaning
Registered Nurse

NHS does not only employ nurses.......

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by Lexusgs430: 5:57pm On May 04
ppogba:


Maurice Ibekwe is dead.
He was elected an House of Rep member. He died before completing his tenure.


He was still a legendary fraudster ........πŸ˜‚

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by Lexusgs430: 5:08pm On May 04
AUTOCRATIC:
Baba you be OG oooo, they are 3 in number,im trying to remember the 3rd person

Maurice Ibekwe
Olafemi Ayeni

All Legendary 419ers........😜😁

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by Lexusgs430: 5:05pm On May 04
The king of 419's ........πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 5:04pm On May 04
kumbhuru:
What's the secret to passing NHS interviews?

As a cleaner or manager.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:55pm On May 04
080bjaked:


No, I believe this is very bad based on my personal values but brother, I'm not sure moralilty is a good ground to support China either, considering her history of forced child labour especially in the cotton and toy industries.

Honestly the west isn't doing well morally but China is worse. Difference is while one is over-pampering, the other is over-abusive. grin



Select your poison with care....... 😜🀣
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:38pm On May 04
Datakey:


I swear.

It is annoying.

I might have to move the iptv account to my android tho.

Thanks

The only thing good about Apple is, $AAPL.........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:04pm On May 04
Goodenoch:


Thanks for sharing, Chief. My madam received a call from someone claiming to be from her bank on Thursday or so. She shut it down pretty quickly but it appears these scammers are trying it on more and more nowadays.

I'm going to send a message to people I know to beware. It's not common for funds to be recovered to congrats cheesy to your family.


That's why we need to talk about this more, within our circles..... To avoid stories that pinches....... 😁

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:02pm On May 04
Datakey:


I have the iptv installed on my iPhone, so they must really chop my subscription money for VPN.. 🀣🀣


The only reason I hate apple products........ πŸπŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:00pm On May 04
[quote author=wallg123 post=129780389]
Wow. This goes to say nobody is immune from falling for this internet fraudsters even the tech guys still dey fall…. Good thing the bank intercepted transaction. [/quote]

This dropped my BP back to normal......... 😊
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 1:28pm On May 04
Datakey:


Good boss

Which of the server do you use on match days ? And how much is the subscription? Looking for a VPN to use for my iptv


I use any other country....... FREE (modded version)...... 😁

Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 1:27pm On May 04
An update on this scam I thought my daughter did not fall for........... πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


She actually fell for the scam, she transferred Β£2300.00 to the scammers, when they requested more money, was when she decided to seek counsel from her father.......

I received 2 letters from Santander (addressed to my daughter), I did not want to open them, but my wife insisted we did.........

The first letter referred to a Β£2300 claim (my heart stopped), my wife and I spent about 5 minutes screaming at ourselves (daughter is currently at university). After we finished screaming, I opened the second letter........

The 2nd letter stated funds have been successfully recovered from the scammers JP Morgan chase account...... We called my daughter, did the calm talking, screaming and investigating how she managed to fall for this scam etc etc etc.........

NB : Lesson from this scam - : I am withdrawing all big deposits from all my children's account (I no fit shout)........ πŸ˜œπŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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