₦airaland Forum

terrezo2002:
Don't worry, you will believe soon. In not many years from now. Either in the life or when you are dead. But let me ask you, suppose you die and you suddenly appear before this God you call sky daddy and then you are to be judged. What will be your defense?
You have a short time to live in this life Bro. Don't waste what is left.

It's a fallacy of your imagination, to think you would stand infront of a judge when you kick your bucket..... 😂🤣

No skydaddy in those clouds, wake up and smell the coffee....... ☕😂

terrezo2002:
Accepting Christ into your life is not accepting nonsense. I am sure it was not everyone that accepted there. Some would reject it. No one comes to Christ except God draws that person. If the Holy spirit convicts the person and he repents, it is a great miracle. I advice you surrender your life to Jesus Christ if you have not done that. Peace

I don't believe in that nonsense called religion and that big daddy you have in the sky aka skydaddy..... 😂🤣

Wnen you're in prison, you would accept all sort of nonsense...... 😂🤣

Oblongata:
Good example of while Sometimes not to be able to afford a first class ticket is a good thing!

Plus economy and 1st class passengers, they would enjoy hefty compensation payments....... 🤣😂

The compensation for this kind accident..... Next of kins don hammer.......

Goke7:
Very true let Nigeria generate that obleee money for you! Ko ju be lo!

Don't work hard..... Work smart..... If you know the returns made on Stanbicetf30 & Betaglass ...... My obleee in June go sweet (shame madam is going with me)....... 😂😊🤣

HustlaOfLagos:
With the Naira wahala, does it make sense to hold funds in TBs? Devaluation etc too

Got Cowrywise but they need to work on making their app a bit more straight to the point, like Piggyvest

I don't use PV, but CW I feel it's perfect as is...... 😊😂👌

HustlaOfLagos:
With the Naira wahala, does it make sense to hold funds in TBs? Devaluation etc too

Got Cowrywise but they need to work on making their app a bit more straight to the point, like Piggyvest

The funds you hold in TB's and other Nigerian exposure, is for your Nigerian obleee sessions (zero plans to repatriate funds)...... 😁😊

Viruses:
😂😂😂

I just opened with Stanbic IBTC and ARM. After acclimatizing to the ridiculously low returns in the UK, the returns in Nigeria now seems exorbitant. If not for currency fluctuation, at 17 - 20% one is tempted to move his portfolio to Nigeria rather than have them sit in cash ISA for a marginal 3.5%

Rather than holding funds in cash isa, stocks and shares ISA, offers greater returns (albeit stock market exposure with associated risk factors)..... 🤣😂

Viruses:
I will invest in treasury bills and other asset classes aw well. The cowrywise name scares me. It does not sound serious.

Cowry - Exchange currency a while ago
Wise - Making wise decisions with your cowry's.

Cowrywise.........

Just checked my dashboard, I don't think CW does TB.....

For TB, I use Trove & Afriinvestor 2.0..... (hope you like this names)...... 😍😂😍

People are very brave....... Selling drugs in a country that would extinguish your life, if apprehended.......

justwise:
Someone in my household believes that as well, they even uploaded payslips to convince their gullible followers.

They are all Oluwole dashboards........ 😜🤣😂

HustlaOfLagos:


We always like fast money & shortcut.. that is why those that sell courses or classes make lots of money

£600 for bootcamps to learn PM in 3 months instead of committing several months to it... Paying for COS to get fast fast COS instead of taking the time to learn & grow in the field.. etc

Our people no wan come uk, to count bridge.... But mugu must fall, for maga to rise!!!!

HustlaOfLagos:
Nope!

Our people have been gullible in believing they could make £20,000 per via digital marketing......

They have been ranting about it for almost 5 days now and still ranting........ 🤣😊😂

[quote author=HustlaOfLagos post=138856539]..and possibly collude with those in the system to rinse and repeat

Easy money with different names / pp [/[quote]

Any plans to also change your biometric data...... 😂🤣

Anyone following the gbas gbos about Digital marketing, on tiktok....... 🤣😂

HustlaOfLagos:
They should give me that £40K please, let me waka straight to the US or AU

Unfortunately, the £40K offer was for asylum seekers (10K each for a family of 4).... Up to £40K maximum (I don't think they would allow the offer to fly).....

They would simply take the money and return a few weeks later...........😉😊

lavida001:
£3200 * 6 =£19,200.00
£19200 * 1860 =£35,712,000.00

I bet 80% of Nigerians in the uk don’t have this in their bank account. If some even have this in cash I’m sure they will book the next flight and bid the uk bye bye.

This is their plan, self deportation...... But that Nigerian nko, wetin go happen for dere...... 🤣😂

Since the political class have refused to make Nigeria a safe space for majority and create an enabling environment, we no get choice than to twist, as they want us to twist...... 😂

Zahra29:
So many questions...

There's always an element of "blag it till you bag it" lol when going for a new job, but how on earth did she plan on pulling this off when she lacked the most basic medical knowledge. Even I know that urine is not stored in the gall bladder 😂

Second, who on earth interviewed her? That person must have even less medical knowledge



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czd896rg8g7o

Possibly coached by her mentors like Godpat on tiktok............ 🤣😜😂

This makes a very good read........

Hundreds of employers handed penalties for illegally underpaying workers - GOV.UK https://share.google/7nbIKlo0vlQp1hPar

Viruses:
Do you have referral code or anyone else? I want to open an account with them.

You can also explore cowrywise or SFS funds, if you strictly want to concentrate on mutual funds...........

So they can also collect Tinubu's student loans......... 😜😜

Was the road closed for hours, like it's done in Nigeria........ NO...

Unfortunately, tinubu would accorded highest diplomatic protection, due to his position as the president of a fantastically corrupt shithole........

Even countries with 24/7 electricity supply, have standby generators in their hospitals (just in case)....... Truly a shame.....

Tinubu and peculiar mess are working.......... 😂🤣

Unfortunately, they have planted sleeper cells in all countries........ They are all hibernating, awaiting activation command........

[quote author=lavida001 post=138768196]End to end encryption my black ass


End 2 End encryption still remains, but they are simply cloning your device...... The reason they arrest the phone and the person........ 😂🤣📱

https://www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/courts/2026/03/13/man-claiming-to-be-mistaken-for-one-of-nine-identical-brothers-first-to-be-prosecuted-for-obstructing-deportation/

Chief Judge & Gardia....... It wasn't me my lord, honestly....... It was one of my 9 other brothers...... 🙄

The problem is, divorced people are usually very difficult to settle down with..... They set conditions, that they can't achieve themselves.......... 🤣😂

What is good for our politicians, is also better for our police........ 👮😂🤣

tifany89:
Hi , I want to please confirm something.
I noticed one of the conditions for Lifetime ISA is that you must be a first time buyer that does not have a house anywhere else. For someone that has a house in Nigeria, how do they navigate this aspect?

How would HMRC know about your mansion in Nigeria....... 😂🇳🇬😊

Still available.....