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She simply needed her engines retuned........ 😂😁

SOLD....

He is about to release an album/single....... He is simply building traction....... 😂😁

Viruses:
Are you doing the cautious, balanced or aggressive or you're managing the investment yourself. I'm in a dilemma.

10/10 in 3 managed funds

10/10 in 3 self managed portfolio

Within 48 hours, those that were suspected to kill him, have already been arrested........

Let's see how long it takes the police, to arrest suspects of that jos massacre spree.......

Anyone that supports this man and this hopeless explanation...... Needs their brains examined....

Nigeria no dey carry last, we dey always represent from high to low......

A time used to exist, when UK police would dismiss a Nigerian, charged for drug offences...... But fraud, they would shine their light....... 💡💡🌞😂

But now..... 🤔

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/news/content/ar-AA201OoV?ocid=sapphireappshare

Sannisege:
That's what makes you people happy. You think by killing innocent nigerians, your failed candidate can win the presidency. E no go work!

Every crime to the uneducated, MUST always have a politically motivated undertone.......

When your president was protesting against Jonathan, about similar attacks...... Is it also fair to say, your president organised such atrocities........

Countdown to when such an atrocity, would be committed in another location (it's just a matter of time).....

The Nigerian security architecture and government, are simply useless and grossly incompetent.....

If it's to apply for foreign loans, this hopeless government scores A1+..........

Who else would she defend..... 😂

Goodenoch:
It's a calendar year - https://www.gov.uk/lifetime-isa/withdrawing-money-from-your-lifetime-isa

Willyede, honestly I think it's a choice of taking the 25% hit (given you have only contributed for a year that's going to be around 1000 so not the end of the world) if you really love the property so much, or let this one go and and try to find another property closer to the one year mark. As Lexusgs430 said, no seller will want to wait till August just because of this.

This UK too get wayo o...... 😂

Why not run parallel to tax year...... As you already alluded to, take the 25% hit or wait......

willyede:
Please I need advice from our UK residents who have navigated the Lifetime ISA (LISA) property journey.

There is a situation where someone has funds in a LISA, but the account will only hit the mandatory 1-year maturity mark in August. However, this person just found a house this April that they really love, and they want to make an offer now so they don't lose it.

My questions are:

Is it possible to access LISA funds before the 1-year mark without facing the heavy 25% early withdrawal penalty?

Is there any grace period or waiver if the withdrawal is strictly for a first-time house purchase?

If the penalty is unavoidable, how can one navigate this buying process? Can you secure the house now in April, but delay the financial aspect until August when the LISA matures?

Any tips on how to handle the seller, estate agents, or conveyancing solicitors without losing the property would be highly appreciated.

UK tax year runs from April to April..... Checking my calender today is April 1, in a few days, the tax clock would reset.......

I don't think you have any issue here...... On the other hand, no seller would accept an offer from you in April and wait till August to commence conveyancing..... But don't worry, a much better house is always around the corner...... 🤣😂

The house requires serious renovation/modernisation works.......

Treadway:
willingly sef.

Despite all these layoffs, believe me when I tell you people are happily lining up to train AI on how to do their jobs for pocket change. Literally training the AI that will replace them in a short time.

This is only the beginning. Lexusgs430

Are we surprised...... Eat all your food today and complain that nothing to eat tomorrow.........😉😂

They simply trained their replacements....... 😍😂

Goke7:
Everywhere good!

https://www.channelstv.com/2026/03/31/over-840000-foreigners-overstaying-visas-in-nigeria-minister/

Let's hope they are not receiving benefits, entitled to public funds and cheaper council houses........ 🤣😂🙄

Leaving Nigerian's in darkness........ 😂🤣

Only a perfectly orchestrated rigging, would make him governor....... 😂

We await to call her a bastard....... 🤣😂

Very good initiative by an 87 year old man..... He offers the soldiers family his 10K salary, but steals backhanders, to the tone of multiples in millions..........😂🤣

xcaper:
How can one get a work from home job in the UK to help parents that do school runs

Why can't parents find alternate working patterns..... Mummy works days, whilst Daddy works nights (cetaris paribus)...... 😂😴

Does he not have any spare daughter or woman in his family.......

This boy does not need a wife, he requires support services (not spirituall guidance).....

lavida001:
Tech bros in soup.
Dem say na slow down that’s another name for AI

'' Half a million operations will be supported by the trailblazing approach every year by 2035, up from 70,000 in 2023/24, according to NHS projections''.

This is how NHS too is approaching robotic surgeries..... AI, never even start yet, when we hit full AI implementation, I truly fear for human beings......

Imagine having a robot as your pastor, would it be financially driven....... Or we blame the programmers....... 🤣😂

Goodenoch:
KPMG is a tech company?

Nope, but possibly the implementations of AI to conduct multiple tasks, thereby eliminating the use of many human beings....... 🤣

Treadway:
this was my post on Linkedin on the same topic

I am not usually a man of many words......... 😂🤣

Goke7:
This benefits fraud have been going on for too long in this country and looks like even folks in govt one time or the other have all been a part of it cos tell me how they all continue to turn a blind eye to it. I know there were measures in the past to address it but looks like there’s now a consensus to make it look like an helpless situation and rather put the blame somewhere else!

From the story posted here it was just a bad belle situation that got that fraud reported! Cos if the govt is serious we should gradually be seeing a number reduction in those reliant on benefits and getting back to work but no, more people are rather claiming disability or physically sick!

Keir's government tried to pull some benefits back, but member's of his own party, rebelled..... So they know what they are doing and enjoying this benefits madness, free for almost all spree (apart from Boris wave crew) ........ 😂🤣

Goke7:
I saw my payslip today and the tax deductions I just felt sorry for myself especially when you read such stories 😂 omo dem Dey do us strong thing for this country! e choke gan

The United Kingdom, is spending £330 Billion per year on benefits, more than they receive from income taxation....... 😉🤔

Imagine receiving £329 Billion from income tax and spending £330 Billion on benefits...... What a very crazy country...... 🤔

LionInZion:
And if you check well, she could be among those who believe migrants are the sole source of all problems in the UK haha

Absolutely, same migrants working to pay their benefits, is the cause of all their problems....... 🤣😂

gbagyiza:
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I don't hate Elrufai, infact I like his intellectualism but to be honest he was power drunk as a governor. What he did to others is now catching up with him. I wish him well.

What about his calamitous reign in abuja......

mactoni91:
When this man comes out, he'll be brutal to those who held him hostage.

I hope you have not forgotten those, this man harmed, during his reign in Abuja & Kaduna......

What goes around, comes around..... I hope those doing same today in the political scene, would equally think about tomorrow (but I somehow think, they are too dumb and heartless to think)......

Goodenoch:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15681493/Benefits-cheat-housebound-anxiety-clubbing-ziplining-surfing-holiday.html

… has to be the funniest one of these stories.

Imagine..... Our taxes used to supply a brand new BMW, to a fraudster......

Those paying the taxes, are managing with used cars.... This country is been abused from all angles (from the channels all through to the high streets)..... 🤣😂

blizzy30:
Bro, there's nothing I can do at these point
I either evolve or get extinctic

Don't worry, we would see what the future holds for us...... Possibly, we all start receiving public funds (till it dries out)........ 🤣😂

blizzy30:
I have been working on these for a while now
Outlier is a cool 0 way to double mulla over here.

Getting paid today is cool, but when AI fully takes over your jobs tomorrow and you don't get paid...... Remember, you contributed your quota to the demise of human beings getting paid ....... 🤣😁😂

Controlv:
A million dollar question indeed. Many of the fixed rates are nearing 5% again (some have croseed already), thanks to the man at the white house. We got 4.25% for 2 years just a week before the war, so fingers crossed 🤞.

This is the reason I say even professionally trained financial advisers, are simply guessing, when they offer financial advice.......😂😂