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kingkashti:
Omo oloja. Only Jah knows what he took. even chronic loud/Colorado no dey mess person up like this

If I hear...I no many niggas wey don nearly run mad with Colorado

Hmmm

I learnt from Lady G here and other sources that you should always emphasize your strong ties and that's what we did.We spoke confidently about our jobs because wifey and I rehearsed on likely questions and satisfactory answers to them many times.

My observation on this trend is that we can be more diplomatic and courteous in responding to the questions of others without necessarily making them look stupid or being outrightly insulting.I have observed in trends from other countries that even when the intention of an applicant is manifestly illegal, they don't prosecute and jail them on those trends but they correct and pass their messages decently.We can be more civil to our fellow country men even when they are wrong.Thanks.[/quote]Congrat...best advice so far.

raphealolami:
This may sound really uncalled for, but I apologise in advance.
I think Jayjay is a failure as far has Nigeria is concerned and I think almost all the super eagles guys are.
Why cant they bring someone up while they were on top of there career to take over from them.

Each time I see Jayjay I only wish he actually brought someone up to fit into his position.

It's really pathetic. Legendary JayJay

nice talk...u no football

dubolog:
ohnpoko:
My transcript. interview time was 10:30 am. Queue was so long. After biometrics I was interviewed at Window 7 by a young white guy. he was flowing well with the people at my front, a couple, then he denied them. they were so devastated, I got scared.

V.O ; Good morning
Me; Good morning sir,

VO; Passport please
I handed over to him. types a little then says.
Why are you going to the US?
Me; I'm going to visit my cousin and his family, he invites me for his wedding last October but I couldn't attend because I was so busy with my business, so I promisee to come visiting this Easter.





V;O So you are visiting Philadelphia right?

Me; Yes I am. ( then I remembered my cousin stays in York not Philadelphia. I added that I'll visit Philadelphia cos thats where my flight will arrive, Philadelphia airport) I quickly corrected myself and told him I'll be staying in York and he nodded). I would have lost this visa if I didnt catch up immediately.


V.O; So what do you do?

Me; I'm a fashion designer and I own a boutique. I make clothes and sell, with bags and belts.

V.O; What's your boutique address?
Me; number _____________.


V.O; Are u married or single?
Me; I'm single, I'm very very single!

V.O; ( smiles) do you have kids?
me; no I don't have kids. not yet.


V.O; Where did u school?
me; I schooled at the university of ___////__////

V.O How long is your business?
me; 4 years and three months.

V.O; Have u ever travelled out of the country?
me; No i havent. ( I was trembling at this point)


V.O; What does your cousin do?
Me; He is a member of The US military, he is in the US army.


I will be approving your visa. pick it up at so so place in 3 days. hands me white paper!

if not for this thread I wouldn't have gotten it I learnt a lot here may God bless u guys.

@zimzee read that transcript and decode it. The fellow had no travel history, the V.O weighed her/his school immediately (Check school ranking, we have A'list schools). They ain't psychologist the way we hype them. The said gurus here turned me down like sey I won come win people heart. (who needs that )

Congrats I noticed knowing someone in US army is ur strong point, my friend visa was approved last month also and is point of contact also works in the US army.

alexololadebamigboye@yahoo.com. Ilorin.

Uchboggy:
My Experience at two USA embassies (Abuja and Oslo)

I currently reside in Norway but booked a USA visa appointment for Abuja in December since I was traveling home for the Christmas holiday. I didn’t know I was making a very big mistake.below is a summary of my experience at the embassy of USA in Abuja and then in Oslo.

I must say that USA sees Nigerians as criminals. Miles away before you get to Abuja Embassy you’ll see all sorts of armors ,a crowd of security personnel like they are expecting a war. they checked us almost 5 times before we got to the real interview. Yet they still denied more than 90 % (including me )

While in this place (Oslo) you won’t even see a human being until you are close enough to touch the entrance door. And the one person you see isn’t armed (even a knife). Yet they approved more than 90% of visas including mine.


In Nigerian the consulars are hostile and behaving like they are giving you the key to heaven while here in Oslo they would even assist you to make sure you get the Visa.

I can’t just explain enough. I didn’t even say one tenth of what I said in Abuja yet it was approved.

Below is the most hilarious part of my experience in Abuja. I spent more than an hour trying to prove to the consular that my norway Visa and resident permit were legit. There was no method I didn’t use. He first took me to a special investigation room, asked me to tell him about norway and where I resides in Norway, the name of the airport in Oslo, how much a bottle of beer costs, the name of my school and the location of the different campuses, asked me to show him some of my results, my Norwegian bank card,my school ID, asked for my school email,he went as far as asking the security people to escort me outside to get my phone so he would see pictures I took in norway, he checked the plate numbers of the cars in the pictures to confirm if they were norway number plate, he went further to send a mail to my school email and asked me to reply. In fact there was no other way I didn’t prove beyond doubt that I resides in Norway.
You wouldn’t believe I was still denied after all.(I was later granted when I reapplied in Oslo in January when I returned from Nigeria)

Later, after I was granted in Oslo I understood the plight of the guys in Abuja. They must have been wondering why someone who would be granted USA Visa almost automatically in Oslo come down to Nigeria to apply for a Visa.

The moral of the story is that you stand a better chance of getting a USA Visa from outside Nigeria than in Nigeria.


Please if you’re a tourist/Traveler or aspiring tourist or you just like travel stories please follow this new tourism thread. Lest share our stories and experiences in different cities of the world. Let’s show them that Nigerians travel too!

https://www.nairaland.com/4328301/tourists-travelers-let-meet-here

Lolzzz...this is so funny, checking someones phone all because I want to travel to go and spend...

eTECTIVe:
Exactly my point!!! Yet so many morons wont use their brains to think and understand d point.. Our youth players dont usually make it to d senior team or have a long lasting career becos of age falsification.. Age eventually catches up with dem. U can't cheat nature

Shut up jor...u think It's only age falsification that doesn't make a footballer career last long, Ur attitude, discipline, passion, and how good you are comes in to place...most of all this players u people are all taking about are promoted from u17 to u20 and are finally integrated to the national team.

oodua1stson:
some of you low life nobodies here just drop comments here for the sake of it




Taiye Taiwo captained Olympique Marseille, lifted trophies wearing their arm band, played for AC Milan and was courted by Real Madrid and you have the spine to open your dirty mouth to trash talk him?





For a guy to walk straight into Olympique Marseille team from the Nigerian League to become the teams captain is no easy achievement. But then, losers like you will never appreciate greatness because you'll forever remain in the gutters

I tire ooo...mikel and taye taiwo played for so many years in Europe...and people who haven't achieved anything anything in their miserable life are insulting them...Nigerians with thier retarded brains sef

redtosine:
Isaac promise just signed for malaga in spain

Guy get ur fact right...Isaac success not Isaac promise.

Hello everyone...I'm actually new here, pls someone is trying to help me with a visit visa of 3 month but says it will take like two month, how true is that?

Haywhyd22:
Do u knw its just a market strategy for some lecturers,D wise wilk definitely understand

You sabi...I get one lecturer like that, hin go dash d like half d class F, so that sorting go start.

Nice one bro...that's how someone who's properly raised respond to critics.

hibeekay007:
The fact that you would call a particular course useless is enough for me to know your level of reasoning nd intelligence is depths below that of your girlfriend's

God bless u for dis..

Chanchit:
There's nothing like bad hotel. The hotel room you get depends on how much you are willing to pay, why won't bed bug bug you if you pay 750/night.

I tire ooo

Haba...u na agba awo na, I still love you sha

ivandragon:
you need to stop the tribal jabs, it is what these politicians still use to divide us & it also detracts from the effort others put in checkmating them...

traitors, liars, deceivers & destroyers of the country's destiny reside in all sections of Nigeria & even if the country breaks up, those who are cast in their evil ways will never stop...

God bless you for this, dis is one of the best post av read on nairaland people tend to use tribal jabs as joke, and it isn't funny at all they will come here and display der stupidity online and they won't realise that what our politicians want, this country will remain dis way until all d youth start reasoning well.

Pls guyz I really need to fix an Afrione tablet screen asap, it was given to me by N power, any help whatsoever will be really appreciated.

donofdons:
Viagra,Condom and few cheap perfumes to give village girls. If you wanted go to the village, many of those village girls will be well dressed for Christmas and willing to give. If you are like me, you will know that nothing is sweeter than humping a sweet village punnani.

Guy u get mouth... I don sharpen my prick already

gholy292:
it works on pc, android iOS and all devices dial *431# then reply with # then reply with 2 and see the magic make sure you have 1k on your phone

Na BB plan be dat now

Khutie:
a stoner and football lover... ain't asking for much

wa Gbayi

L3G3ND:
personally i see a broke ass guy as one that keeps waiting for the "right" opportunity instead of maximizing the ones he has, he is dependent on his parents or siblings for every little dime he has .. they are mostly the dudes that flaunt their father's wealth with no self pity .. if a guy has a source of income no matter how small it may be he isn't broke so far he can satisfy his daily needs and does not spend above what he earns


broke ass ladies are quite similar to the broke ass dudes but hey seem to be a whole baggage to whoever gets unlucky enough to roll with them, they spend more than they earn

washere baba..sense dey ur talk

[color=#550000][/color]fela shrine? so nobody detect sey na high she high...maybe na Colorado sef ;Dfela shrine? so nobody detect sey na high she high...maybe na Colorado sef

Sebastine1606:
Stop saying that ooh TW, you are not God, he who the son of man has set free, indeed he's free
This is not about being nice, but don't get shock or don't say that a sinner can't recieve mercy from God, when he confesses his sins, since he's not covering them


Let's not dictate for God bikonu

Gbam...u are d best, oversabi of some guys too much

Royals1:
can u see wat I example of wat I posted earlier. if u were denied some pple wuld av come and say ur masters is not a ties and all sorts of things. Now u were granted visa dey won't say u are likely not to come bak. thinking dey are wiser than God. Even d consulars do not no y dey denied at times, dt is y dey giv everybody d Same blue paper wit d same content

dis guy no go kill person...na true u talk sha, some people over sabi too much

LastMumu:
I fit bet my penis say this thread go make frontpage in the next 3 minutes.

u guessed right

Piiko:
I miss the good old days when men were boys

I tell you

Pidginwhisper:
It can only get better for him...Weldone but make he just reduce him oversabi gragra

No be gra gra abeg...na hin own way b dat to give himself confidence, coz dat is d main tin