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All hail King messi...I just have natural feeling for this guy...even to the extent of me praying for him sometime last season not to hav any form of injury's..the more I caution myself ,the more I have the urge to do more... He got to a time I can't just wait for the weekend to watch him play...watching him play interest me.........sincerely,,slow and steady wins the race..And he that is diligent in his duties,shall stand among kings and not mere men.....

NB:::::whatever your hand find doing:::pls do it well,,,,u might neva appreciate wht u hv nw,,until u lose it...

A legend....thnks for your contribution to the team....
In few years,,,all I see is you coaching barcelona team....

10 differences between MESSI and
RONALDO
1. When RONALDO scores he points
at himself. When MESSI scores he
points up,
2. RONALDO will do 5 skills to beat
1 player. MESSI will do 1 trick to
beat 5 players.
3. RONALDO is compared to
Messi.. While MESSI is compared to
Pele and Maradona.
4. RONALDO shoots where MESSI
would have passed to better
positioned player.
5. RONALDO is hungry for
individual success, MESSI plays for
the success of the team as a
whole.
6. Girls like RONALDO for his Good
Looks, they like MESSI for his Good
Game.
7. RONALDO scores goals, MESSI
Breaks World Records.
8. RONALDO plays because he
loves fame, MESSI plays because
he loves the game.
9. RONALDO will make your DAY!
MESSI will make your HISTORY!
10. RONALDO is Good, but MESSI is
the best.


Feel free to add yours......

Ronaldo style of playing some times is just funny..,I think he quickly forget his role most time while playing on the pitch...u are one of the best player in the team..No doubt...In a competitive game like this,he just ought to partially withdrawn from the box 18,and assist from the midfield in distributing passes to the striker just like the way Bale did today...U don't need to rush in and scores goal...the striker can do that provided the passes from your side are on point....

Bale is good,just that at times in football,Luck speak much..James is doing well,is just that he easily get frustrated just lik Ronaldo ...how I wish Modric is on the pitch to play today...

#irepBarcelona....

"@FCBarcelona: Luis Suárez felt a bit of discomfort in his left hamstring. He's been taken out for Pedro as a precaution.

Knew the coach won't have made such a deadly substitution without a reason....all road leads to BERLIN..

Messi,,I luv U...up barca

Ooh...Here in france,we don't need the stated guides..

Messi all the way...

Compliment of the season.....
Here are at least 15 things that shows you a typical Nigerian citizen..Have a nice reading..

Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical
Nigerian:
1.You Shout Up NEPA.
Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you’ve
lived or still living in Nigeria you know what I
am talking about. So you get excited and
scream Up Nepa! when the electricity comes
on? My friend you’re a Nigerian.
2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or
Fridays.
We Nigerians are very Religious people and
very few of us are Godly,sad truth. We don’t
joke with our Religious activities. Most
Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes
for Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for
the Muslims). In fact offering time in churches
are like fashion shows with everyone trying to
cat walk and show off their beautiful dresses .
3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t
like to tell people your age.
Except it’s something official we don’t like to
tell or ask people their age. We Nigerians see
asking someone’s age, especially if the person
is older than you very disrespectful.
4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in
Public.
Nigerians are very noisy and energetic
people,it’s not difficult to identify a Nigerian
when you find yourself at International airports.
We speak loud with confidence ,you hear
phrases like “Do you know who I am?” “My
friend I will get you locked up!”
5.You call people you are not familiar with
names like:
Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.
6.You have two Phones to yourself alone:
Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two
phones ,not just to show off but because of the
unstable power and mobile network
services ,you can’t just rely on one network or
phone. If mtn doesn’t have network you quickly
pick up your etisalat sim card.
7.You’re materialistic and like to flaunt your
wealth at the slightest opportunity given.
The Rich Nigerians are really really rich. We buy
things we don’t need just solely to fit in with
everyone else. Your Facebook updates are
things like “Lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai
things”,”Money on my mind” then just know
you’re a Typical Nigerian etc
8.You’re always extremely security conscious
and watchful.
A Typical Nigerian person is always watching
for safety.He doesn’t trust anyone around
him,everyone is a suspect.He doesn’t keep his
phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is
waiting for such opportunity to steal it. I once
traveled somewhere abroad, and the guy who
came for me at the airport was telling me how
unsafe the place was and why I should keep my
belongings safe. I just looked at him and
smiled. Wish he knew how security conscious
we Nigerians are by default.
9.You have relatives that you can’t even
explain in simple terms how they are related to
you.
I hear things like, 'Hmm Mayo here is my
relative,' Kemi ,she is my Fathers brother’s wife
cousin’s friend’s Husband.' I am like WTH!!
10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you
have Big Occasions
.
11.You use very often phrases like:
Eh wo, Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God
forbid , by God’s Grace,Nawa o!Wetin sef!No
worry ,Go joor! etc
12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin
moin are
13.You’ve never or rarely visit the dentist
because you don’t see any reason for that and
consider it waste of money.
Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there
is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal
check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.
14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk.
e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!
15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled
in between

I rep NAija
Feel free to add yours...

Sir..

You have my vote.

#GMB/Osinbajo

Please, what does F9 stands for?

leyeg: Scratch Card NOT Activated.
Please, report to the bank where you purchase the scratch
card.
Please Help!!!The above was the error message that I got on the portal while trying to access my post utme result...pls, does anyone have any idea on ow to rectify this issue or have similar experience....pls reply..

Please fellow aspirant...am yet to get any feedback frm anyone...kindly assist a brother that need ur advices.

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Scratch Card NOT Activated.
Please, report to the bank where you purchase the scratch
card.

Please Help!!!The above was the error message that I got on the portal while trying to access my post utme result...pls, does anyone have any idea on ow to rectify this issue or have similar experience....pls reply..

mikolo80: Lets plant rice wheat sugar and milk and palm oil

Nice concept,think you have enough experience in that field..ur idea is highly needed..welcoming you to the platform.

Following::

@Op..mere reading your replies,I can see that u lack characters..how on earth will u indulge urself and be the pioneer of such joke..Ebola is a deadly disease for crying out loud..researches hav bin made on ow to stop the virus,and u tink the best u can do is to sit and crack expensive jokes....# You need to grow up and face your studies..

.why not put the information here and let people benefit from it if it real. Why calling....

ABDamola: Friday, 25th July, 2014
Match: Lyngby vs AB copenhagen
Country: Denmark(1st division)
Prediction: Lyngby
Match: Fakel vs Kaluga
Country: Russia(2nd division center)
Prediction: Fakel
Match: Bohemians vs Sparta prague
Country: Czech(Gambrinus Liga)
Prediction: Sparta prague
Match: Kufstein vs kitzbuhel
Country: Austria(Regionalliga west)
Prediction: Kufstein
Match: Masku vs Hameenlinna
Country: Finland(kakoonen Gruppe B)
Prediction: Masku
Match: Galway vs Cobh
Country: Ireland(1st division)
Prediction: Galway
Match: Serbia U19 vs Bulgaria U19
Country: International(Youth Championship Group B)
Prediction: Double chance(Serbia U19 or draw)
Goodluck!

Good one bro..pick 1 of ur pick randomly today and I won..

Nice one

ABDamola: Dear Nairalanders, I will b posting betting tips(prediction) on a daily basis!
Will be giving u sum teams wich are 90% that dy will win(rememba futbal s nt mathematics bt dia winning percentage is high!)
U cn pick all d tips I give or choose out of dm 2 b on d safer side!
Bt I bet it wif u, u will b cumin hea everyday 2 thank me!
Am jus doing ds out of goodwill and to help!

Nice one

13th..Thanks