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doublezero7:
She's wicked like that!

mikuz:
You know her?

does she blow well?

mikuz:
LOL, na their fair weather fan I be.

lolz..i hear you.....

#YNWA

mikuz:
Are you a Liverpool fan?

yeah!!....nd dont tell me you is too cos i no like you......u too dey form

Opener- RICH

Rhymes- ACE

Smiles/metaphors- RICH

Punchlines- ********

Flow- ACE

Wordplays- RICH

Closer-RICH ( Av I seen dah 'an arm and a leg' pun before? )



MVGT- R

All ya bbitchez frontin'...fûck yall!!...Daniel Sturridge is baaaaaaaaaaccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!..


Do the dance hoes

Tashaamania:
Dude wanna test my skills

hey..u really wanna die...trust me

Weedz in

Darkrebel666:
Teddybiyasi's Wake Keep

Scribbled real quick ....

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Am Maria Sharapova...I'll crack Ted with Ratchets/
Shape shift to 'J-Martins'....and trap her in 'Brackets'/
Store her cranium in 'Nylon'...when i scratch her neck/
Or drop it in 'Poly'bag …… 'like Yaba Tech' !/
My bullets are Teachers... Cos they School this Rookie/ and sstupid PPussy`/
By 'unlocking her brain'..like the Movie 'Lucy' !/
If Ted steps to this...I'll pick up the pistol/
Blast off her Sandals...bleed her with fierce tools/
And Leave her 'Bare-footed' ....cos I keep it 'Celestial' /
I'll leave this shyster deceased/
"Give me her pounds of flesh"...cos am 'Shylock' with scripts/
If she craves for siesta...I'll hijack this Donkey/
And like Charlie Boy...she'll nap in the Coffin/
Dark is Aliko....Ted's a beggar on street/
Call her icekidd verses..- She's never complete/
If she swimming like Nemo...I'll barge in with cannibals/
Leave her extirpated.... Cos this Raggity Animal/ would be marred and 'Fished out'....like the 'Argungu Festival'/
'Oceanic' Grave for Ted...cos when I shoot this nigga/ and bleed her chords....with boots and slippers/
You'll find her body 'near Rivers' -.. like 'Osun Worshippers' /
Ted's a broke asss` bbitch`....she's cursed and suffering/
Am a neat rich kid....and if she comes for money/
I'll put 'the papers on her head' ....like a 'Vendor Hawking' /
I got this hamster scared/
Ted won't still 'Shine'...if she's 'Anelka's Head'/
'No Long process'....I'll get the imp clamped and punctured/
or split her with gunshots/
then grab 'Midgets and Scissors' ....and kill her with 'Shortcuts' /
If she Condoleeza 'Rice' ...I'll bring fiends and troops/
And put the glock on her... 'like its Red Hot Stew' /
Academically too...she's slow and daft/
Ted's called 'Samurai'...cos she don't know 'Jack'/
See me choking this tout/
Gagging her with Mouka ...make her foam in the mouth/
'She got mind of her own?' ....I'll
Torture her on "Twitter"...till she 'Follows the Crowd' !/
This Tattered Bastard/ is a 'religious' puppet..and if she acts unmannered/ or 'meddle in politics' ...I'll Hack and Slap her/
Then Blast her on Media...like 'Father Mbaka' !/
Like 'Tony Stark' ...I got this Orphan Dying/
Slashed her Corpse... and had it 'Covered in 'Iron'
Am a 'Yoruba' Merchant...I'll have this aging actress/ brutally wounded...by my raging archers/
Then have her Soul for my 'Shoe' ...call that Trade by 'Bata' !/
And for being a Dam....I'll have her blown in secs/
Take her to Kuvuki land ...and have her Bones Interred !! /

lol..grab scissors..cool...buh grab midgets?....like its a non-livinq thinq or somn'...very funny

Bars:
lmao.....he's mah real niqqa

any p ?

oh!..so he'z a guy sha....no p...we cool

mikuz:
Did I tell you I'm the best? Did you see me nitpick anyone? You were just judging the nigga like you are the best here?

tellinq someone he needz to improve means am judging him?..i tell mahseff err'time,so am judginq mahseff..ryt?

goshikid:
yarn!! aint you the britchen whACK ON 2go social network! boy....you're boring.

wats dis one sayinq...2go na 2go...which one is 2go social network.....hu u dey form for.....*hisses*

BritcheN:
GOSH,
KNOK URSELF HARD ON THE HEAD.

I know u fo' 2go then...Rum 1 ..hope u don improve sha...





Lol...sorry...ion know u nikka.

Bars:
smh...anyway accepted

sup bro..u know dah goshikid?...is she ur girlfrnd

mikuz:
Are you better?

therez always room for improvement.....its nt like you the best here seff

nerdfrost:
U think u can rap bro saying wack rhymes trying to form among the professionals. Even if u try a million times,u aint gonna reach the locals not to talk of the nationals

nice speech tho

Illmayor:
intro verse
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spitting drug flow that ma first piority//
gat ma hands on deck and flow with integrity//
hiphop till death respect to pac & biggie//
ma first verse @ ffr so i pen with maturity//
updated flows, murder each rap force//
incredible style dawg, lyrics too dangerous//
marrige to this game, plus amma self boss//
sincerly speaking, beef na my best source!//
so i always stick to this mic just like glue//
spittin real fire morethan dragons do//
to all ninjaz here i gat ma eyes on few//
am talking dope vets i hope to learn from you//
am lyrically gifited neva accept to loose//
illmayor is here, dawgs spread the news//
self made gangstar so f.ck em rules//
niggurz love ma flow so much now they wanna step on my shoes//
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comment are encouraged, wat yall think i need to work? hope the verse was not that wack

O4kaa runs a schl....form is just 1,5K.....



Therez always room for improvement.

CAPOFIRESTONE:
Wat d Bleep. no verdict yet

CAPOFIRESTONE:
Wat no verdict yet

blind?

goshikid:
how many lines have you drop ever since you came to rap battle section

lolz....bars is ur boifrnd?

(clears throat)
**brinqz out gun to scare DJ** //he a cretin..one of the 7dwarfs..dis no fairytale

Oh boi...dis is serious .. . .

In two months time now,Mik go dey form say nobody teach am....

Wey dah stupid Bars ...I c/o the fool now...He dey run

deloon:
Respect to you real nigha.

wats the source of ur nick seff

Illmayor:
really, then wateva it takes am in... i fit drop bars lyk yall nw

sure...u will be d0pe....just 1,5K

Bars:
No na gal

c/o you....make I bully you small

Know the railinq

Illmayor:
Form 2 purchase? Watin be d name of ya skul?...lolz
am really serious tho, need yall help.

you see mah teeth out?...
04kaa runs the schl...

Been derailed ol'ready.....buh

LhoOd supports it..we go turn the old one to an archive or somn...

Illmayor:
Really am new here, wanna learn the art of war and i really love text rap...any boss to tutor me? lyk hw do i gt started?:/

if ur really serious..then therez a form to purchase ....its just a token

Boll2010:
do I look like an Mc to you?

i Fear.....sorry bruh

Boll2010:
kid,get a chocolate,you got an island of knowledge but every Mc here owns the C of O

is dis s'ppose to be a line?....