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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by LhoOd: 6:19pm On Oct 19, 2015

henzekido:
Open call out
Supermiy Iceskid Dklef Captaincids Lhood e.t.c

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 5:49pm On Oct 19, 2015

We sold our dreamz in an auction / getting the priorties right .. .its cash over ambition / .. ..

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 9:17pm On Oct 16, 2015

dj5naira:
Patience is the watchword henceforth, BLUNT & CLEAR/ ain't pulled no such stunt this year/
cos somethin' happened when I jumped “queue” . . . appeared in front of “R!!”/

When we in the room, I turn down houses' speaker singin' butterflies/
Her voice got me feelin' energized/
Ur soft bed sound amazes me girlie, I love 'ya coo boo', .. . Dogara shouldn't start thinkin' otherwise/

Though my spittle weighs/ I don't show myself in this civil place/
I hear steps of feet walkin' above me, too 'undergrounded' . . . i'm the location of Iran missile base/

The day Cool FM staff read my writtens, they renamed me after their OAP, Daddy frees/
My word play when its happy & free/
Lyrics of this Prince charmin', Cinderella from Disney World fell for it and got married to me/

I could "teller" attitude is slutty since i've read what she texts some other chiefs/
She deceives u after yu made love never to sex another gee/
As you shut the door on your way out feelin' like a man, she shouts, "...next customer please!!"/

Korede & I? Good Lawd! *grin*/ while he n his squad has been/
. . . i'm runnin' a full-time job, after every 90 minutes I don get alert #GODWIN/

Pump this stage with creed/ so that we sage can feed/
cos "throwback" is "spamming by trick" . why not tell us to go 2 so so so page and read/

Famous ke?? What are yu tellin' me/
See bikini, he clear say d girl na really 4rm Yemeni/
Forced? E no consign me . Wetin I know be say the 'hoe dumb' pass Lamar, sefini/

I'm endin' yu KillahSaw serenely/ since i'm dealin' with a pu.ssy, the bullet 'd definitely hit the cat womb/
Can't you see You win this back & forth . . . if its in the chat room/

So take yourself and ur gat, zoom/ you've been mocked in this clutch/
"2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2"... ..what u do, what you say n u not even aware, .. . ... ...you talk "2" much/

respect ...#HatsOff

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 1:28pm On Oct 16, 2015

007Bruce:
you'll walk through the door injured... thats a painful exit/

better

nah..yurz is wronq

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:54pm On Oct 15, 2015

Nah ..coogar be like

even John Varvatos will be left fuming ..moment I spray darkrebel

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 10:45pm On Oct 15, 2015

Supermiy:
hahaha..You Be Dj Broda Ah Swear!

lol
my fav here

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 5:42pm On Oct 15, 2015

mikuz:
Na craze dey worry you so.

team mar ya ??

The two resemble

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 5:40pm On Oct 15, 2015

Ibime be like ..

He still wont be called drug .even if he works fo' NDLEA /

(**and then,he will make somn rhyme wit dah ndlea** and call it pentasyllabic ..)

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 5:33pm On Oct 15, 2015

Dj5naira be like ..

I made Limerick a champ ..am Allardyce in the 80's .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 5:30pm On Oct 15, 2015

Mikuz be like ..

You a sinner ..buh my blow is called Morgan .its ready to 'saint ya'

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 1:01pm On Oct 14, 2015

Aswear,i'ma spray if am forced to /
by all this bitchhes disguisinq like they in a costume /
itz a freez..so fvck the rhyme scheme! /
tis' a crime scene/ ..am John Grisham ,i write dis shiit like am s'pposed to //

schooled in mars ..had extra lesson in hell /
Mah shady pistol be tryn' caressinq 'em /
Check my drops in here.
And argue if those shiit aint worth investinq in//

Am just been me ..tho i know my team/
normally ..
I behave abnormally/
Its like dark beating giyaz ..my behaviours a normal thinq //

I dont do brawls ..dah shiit lame /
Fvck the likes & shares/
buh despite mah fearz/am gettinq kudos from vets /
mentions from oldheads..thinz i'll nev'r forget //

fake ninjas in here..am tryna pass a point /
I'd rather read 5naira's drops /
ksslib, dark .. ..
Get gingered ..and get turnt /
Then pick a pen ..or pick a joint //
[or pick both ]

am bis' qhost /a beast,qhost /
Fvck o'bis tho ..i'ma murk dah nikka /
surly Lhood ..surely Lhood aint got basic weapons..aint fundamental //

complex rhyme scheme or rhymeless rhyme scheme : me in summary /
Fillers,or wack shiit? Nah .i house none..i run a nunnery /
bother me/
and my thuqz be poppinq in/
Floodinq in wit weaponry /
They aint gentlemen .they be livinq their lives gorily! /

tread wit care..L is deaf to pleadinqs/
Bitchh i cause bereavements /
When i down yur siblinqz /
No sympathy,triqqa finqa be itchinq /
once dah 9s out ..aint no way its retreatinq!/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 2:28pm On Oct 13, 2015

darkenedrebel:
you should be focused on battling with the poverty plaguing your family tree.. .
senseless dingbat

pun intended?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 12:58am On Oct 13, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
i was refering to the "ah diss a baba" pun.

Look at it this way; when addis ababa, i'm not talking about a place in . . .

The "when" before the pun should have been another word that will allow for ambiguity.

A pun that doesn't make sense in both ways is forced.

mehn,ah quess most of us are quilty of dis ..lotta forced pun littered on ffR .

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
I'll agree with that though. the ambiguity of the pun was thwarted by the choice of words before the pun.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 6:16pm On Oct 09, 2015

Bruce..you culdav gone to the dump room wit all those emoji bull...you knw the rules,you a fvckinq glad!
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Meanwhile,still tryna perfect my rhyme-less rhyme scheme.

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Oh..and nice audio from dark and o'bis...the fat bitchh vastly improvinq tho.

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Straight outta hell ..mah pen burnt /
the scars,the injuries; my networth||am going in going in wit my head first /
dont settle fo less bitchh. Giv it your best shot//

been thru shitt,now am the real shiit /
av been thru hell so much they call me L /
b.a.n.s bitchh,.no'inq funny here/
crack jokes here and get segregate !!//

me and mah niqquhz we gettinq elevate !!/
ballin' errday ..fvck any bae/
roll err joints ..no'inq geh'inq waste/
we gon av pro'lem if you fvck wit me! //

then

they never believed in us!/
and also they dont see wah'ever we see in us!!/
some nigguhz wit change be feelinq flyinq..fvck dat! ..dah shitt done piss me off /

(they say life's a bitchh)

only rich niqquhz fvck dah bitchh/
and you gon av it mean ..if you broke /
i mean ..you gon av it tough ..buh me/
i just do my stuff..dats the shitt //
w!t!f!!

if uon get dis..you need to get high wit me/
am talkinq copilot..you can like to fly wit me/
somewhere in the clouds..dats where we would like to be/
adanna showing off her p ..she wants my 9 in it? //

and i'll gladly insert/
she no fit ride me unless we banq in reverse/
told me to go easy..her P aint insured/
ah slowly incur/sk,we burnt/
she got dah cunnt attached to my D ..aint talking weave-on! //

my dickk lectures...she gon learn today/
i eat dah pvssy ..yeah like a fvckinq buffet/
I beat dah pvssy beat dah pvssy..buh dah shitt tough like a leather..suede//

we ballers .. ..all day/
shrine today..church on a sunday/

wah the fvck bae..uono who Lhood is?/
if u no open punny ..olosho dey..na just figo...Luis ..

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Rap Battles › Re: The Kings Tourney 2015 Group Stage by LhoOd: 5:05pm On Oct 09, 2015

Follows

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 1:16am On Oct 04, 2015

Okay bitchhes...get a room
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.some apes dont even know what the chatroom is for .

#YNWA

Rap Battles › Re: Rap Gladiators: Sign Up by LhoOd: 4:02pm On Oct 02, 2015

Lolz...i love dis

coogar
emaprince
Kr0ne
elymaxiimus
dj5naira
ibime
giyazz
theprekky
thunderstorm
teddybiyasi
liricyst
guykhena
lagunna1
sinizia
danbrowndmf
sosiqdude
obesemf
bars

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Rap Battles › Re: Rap Gladiators: Sign Up by LhoOd: 4:02pm On Oct 02, 2015

Dis shuld be fun

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 12:30am On Oct 01, 2015

One time for O'bis .. .Light one
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I hear say Ghana weed make brain die.

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shutting the world out,its me and my thoughts /
shattered mindset..buh I'll still pick up the crumbs/
this must be tough/
we got the lean,the spark ...wat else ..bitchhh we got the joint/

Roll up

tryna join the pieces/
tryna be before yall..more like a prefix/
Buh the more we discover nu shiit..the more somn misses ..like this puzzle can never be complete..its time y'all believe it /

Living in the project ..it aint funny out here /
we in the clouds here /
everblazinq ...its 'L' ..we gon paint the town red /
my nigguhz dey fly here / aswear,they the flyest /
fvck wit em ..they gon show you where the nine at /

(no jokes )

L for Leisure..dats somn I cant afford /
Brain clouded..what more can I av got /
watch yur back ...or watch em bark..dats reference to mah dawqz /
this nigguhz spray fo fun ... .. ..like Cologne at work /

on mah fifth joint ..still lost in thought /
Like am I stranded here??..am I fvckinq fvck'd?? /
my girl broke up cos I aint got her time /she bought me a rolex buh I lost the watch /

..nah

I sold dah shiit..cos really time is money /
Taking pills fo the pain poverty be causinq /
Roll another one..its puff puff pass/survival of the fittest..buh right now,we blunted /

even James Blunt can never be higher /
my Bruh said ta make girls secondary.,focus on the Naira /
So I filter my mind / I channel my thoughts /
Light another ...me and my niqquhz faded like an old designer /

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 12:41am On Sep 30, 2015

#YNWA

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 12:07pm On Sep 23, 2015

kingkursor1:
Are u givn it out?

08146205197

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 9:44pm On Sep 21, 2015

kingkursor1:
Lhood?? Text me ur Numb!!!!

ahaha ..funny!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 11:29am On Sep 21, 2015

YnWA!!
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Fvck the rhyme scheme,am here to do me /
you either falcao or Rooney/
cos yu dont scare us,truthfully/
buh i attack viciously,am kun nd i'ma prove it //

6bullets for your ballz,fvck! Aint no soccer fan/ this is knockout round/ always on alert..m a porcupine /
I fit make Alex pissu off...small jagaban/ am half-god,half-martian..fvck dis mere mortal man //

castrate gotto ..turn him to a bitchh/
turn him to dah poor homie who thinks he is rich/
like charges repel buh dis faggotz dont/
am a charged rebel,i murk back nd forth/

put dah nigguh in a coffin then buried the casket/
made peace after dat..i buried the matchet//

prognosis wont help..mah punches critical/
watch galaxy all day,you still wont see dis star/
mah style dop3/
buh yurz is in reference to a flower..dats bitchhy..we aint feelin dat//

am pyro..I set cats ablaze/
mah nick starts wit hell ..am a huge kinda flame/
so die sinners!! Die!/
if you dont .. ..mah apocaplytic flowz will make you born again//

Rap Battles › Re: * Lord Of The Rings Final 2015 : Icekidd V Obesemf by LhoOd: 10:33am On Sep 21, 2015

Rap Battles › Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by LhoOd: 11:59am On Sep 08, 2015

John Wick

Rap Battles › Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by LhoOd: 1:22pm On Sep 07, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
Even if max wins this, some morons would still give excuses and and not see the significance of entering a tourney.
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buh the tourney needz yu,Lime,dj5naira et al ..wats a nl rap tourney wit no y'all ...crap.

I see some newbies wantinq in ..i sigh ..#trash

Rap Battles › Re: * + Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread + * by LhoOd: 2:50pm On Sep 04, 2015

DJ5naira ..yu no go sign in? ...

Am in .. ..as a judge

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 12:04am On Sep 04, 2015

Wats dis one saying . .(x2

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 1:46pm On Aug 29, 2015

L ..a line attracts a like / iz yu related to Amber Rose ..yu bittches look alike /dot will be forgotten if we agree to put all jokes aside /
now jokes aside /he givz me a feelinq ..the one i get when i see hoez I like /

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 1:37pm On Aug 26, 2015

Fvck Dot. i got commas /she a cvnt..we go banq her...dats knockout /ima Go Harder if dis bitchh forminq stubborn..am misogynistic ..kill dis motherfvckah!! / screww 2lines./
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L is the last of a dying breed / wat dis guy will see /is hell..cos am abouta kill you twice!!!

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